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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 9:18pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
[s][/s]refer to the dummy I quoted
You need to stop being stup!d. I know it's a gene thing,but it can be managed.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by slawali: 9:18pm On Aug 20, 2016
Otono123:
There is a dog named Jack in my neighborhood, I think I need to get the owner arrested for naming the dog after my name.


Please tell us the meaning of your name(jack).pls am expecting an answer from you.Buhari has good meaning and its a name of a person not dogs.it makes no sense to me for somebody to name a dog the name u support to give ur child.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by PrincessAnna: 9:19pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
Did I hear you say pity,don't let me remind you how some 3 million monkeys were starved to death.
Better than slavery

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Triple333: 9:20pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
use your grey matters,if you have any left,the man in question was arrested because his neighbour reported him to the police,what as pres buhari have to do with this,that prompted Reno to write this nonsense.
why is it that the northerners are always on heat to kill and destroy?
ask those at the receiving end of the 1966 pogrom.

But y do u ppl like to kill?
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Alcatraz003: 9:22pm On Aug 20, 2016
Me i am tired of the hate in Nigeria at the moment. The igbos are very stubborn pple and i think yorubas are getting worn out/tired at engaging them on social media (i am definately).

My advice for igbos is to try and see if they can defeat the hausas in a free for all/winner takes all war.

Yorubas should jst ignore igbos on social media, their level of hate is too deep seated.

# i don tire.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Ndolarr: 9:31pm On Aug 20, 2016
I totally, unequivocally and unrepentantly disagree with Reno on the Aisha Buhari aspect of his submission! The Governor (i.e Fayose) deserved to be called a 'mad dog' for his unreasonable attitude and for daring to publicly assert that the wife of another man (i.e Aisha Buhari) is a fugitive from American justice in Halliburton case which has later been found to be a big lie from the pit of hell! Fayose even deserved to be called a worse name, so Reno Omokri should fear God and be truthful in this instance! I would have expected him to condemn someone who recently donated a chimpanzee to a zoo and named it 'Patience'. Or is it that he didn't hear about that incident?
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Abagworo(m): 9:54pm On Aug 20, 2016
Those wasting their time trying to prove that it is wrong or right are missing one point which is the fact that the Buhari in question wasn't in reference to President Buhari but a Nigerien with same name. These sort of civil issues do arise as I have seen someone right here in Port Harcourt give a dog hjs neighbour's name just to make mockery of him. This case is no different.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Deilluminator(m): 10:02pm On Aug 20, 2016
dunkem21:


Those days neighbours have dogs named #Ekwueme, Ezeife, Samson, Snoop.. I mean, this thing amaze me so much that we hailed a man that called a woman *SHEPOPOTAMUS and heckle a man that named his pet after a hero.

So If I call my snake; lalasticlala.. he will ban me or what
If that has been the practice, then what has suddenly change that one can be arrested for naming his pet in that order? That means that his behaviour is cultural.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Mrjo(m): 10:02pm On Aug 20, 2016
The concụlsion of everthing is we should luv ụrselves, nt who call who what
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by dunkem21(m): 10:07pm On Aug 20, 2016
Deilluminator:
If that has been the practice, then what has suddenly change that one can be arrested for naming his pet in that order? That means that his behaviour is cultural.

Exactly. His daughter's name is TEMI!
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by elbinmanny(m): 10:21pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
this incubated zoombie just gave me a reason to support the legalization of abortion undecided
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by benzems(m): 10:23pm On Aug 20, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:
How did I end up in this country ooh undecided



What is this one saying?why is it that the northerners are always on heat to kill and destroy? Is the guys father the only one named buhari abi he added his surname to it too? The way most of us reason in this country erh.




Guy say the way Hausas reason not most of us!

try read There was a country by chinua achebe
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Boleyndynasty2(f): 10:36pm On Aug 20, 2016
benzems:





Guy say the way Hausas reason not most of us!

try read There was a country by chinua achebe
Am a girl not guy kiss
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 10:37pm On Aug 20, 2016
Will i be prosecuted for naming this terrorist goat General Muhammadu Buhari?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by billyG(m): 10:52pm On Aug 20, 2016
dunkem21:


I mean am sick and tired of all these crap..

Some people open silly threads asking if you can name your dog, Ojukwu in the East.. I know of a dog called ... IKEMBA!

Ikemba na title...son,name ya Dog Chukwuemeka Ojukwu & imprint it.take it 2 nnewi let see.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by zanebaddo(m): 10:54pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
if you like name a dog after my great grand father I don't bloody care, that is how tolerant and level-headed I am. What is with you hausas and violence. Why didn't the man name his own dog after the neighbors father as a pay back rather than making it a case involving the police.

I don't blame you guys.. I don't just know why I was born in this shit hole called a country.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by dunkem21(m): 10:56pm On Aug 20, 2016
billyG:

Ikemba na title...son,name ya Dog Chukwuemeka Ojukwu & imprint it.take it 2 nnewi let see.

You win sir.. the guy should be jailed.

Abi?
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by billyG(m): 10:57pm On Aug 20, 2016
Remo Omokri shld give his Life to Christ.

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by plaetton: 11:08pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
use your grey matters,if you have any left,the man in question was arrested because his neighbour reported him to the police,what as pres buhari have to do with this,that prompted Reno to write this nonsense.
why is it that the northerners are always on heat to kill and destroy?
ask those at the receiving end of the 1966 pogrom.

Use your grey matter for once.
undecided
If the neighbor's father's name been Abiola, and the man had named his dog Abiola, do you think the police would have arrested him?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by TheLastIdiot: 11:10pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
Shut up! Buharee is a fool! Yoluba people and slavery behaviour sef na wa angry

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Otono123(m): 11:27pm On Aug 20, 2016
slawali:



Please tell us the meaning of your name(jack).pls am expecting an answer from you.Buhari has good meaning and its a name of a person not dogs.it makes no sense to me for somebody to name a dog the name u support to give ur child.
My name is Jackson sir and my friends call me Jack for short. and my neighbour named his dog Jack. what do u suggest I do to him?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by wealthpin: 11:40pm On Aug 20, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
Keep quiet u!

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by babajero(m): 12:12am On Aug 21, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
Is the name buhari reserved for the man father alone? And you mentioned predominant hausa neighbourhood in ogun state, is that to say that hausas are about to collect ogun like they did kwara and kogi?

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Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 12:29am On Aug 21, 2016
post=48643239:
This is an article written by Reno Omokri. Plesase read on...http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/dog-named-buhari-hippo-named-patience/
A wailer
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Billygee2u: 1:16am On Aug 21, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.
shut that gutter
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by mykel25(m): 2:23am On Aug 21, 2016
hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.

You're the retard here! I expected you to think outside the box buh u simply refused to use your brain...did d complaint make a proof of his father's name? so if ure a security agent u ll refuse to think far....SMH
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by ziggy1702(m): 5:54am On Aug 21, 2016
useless post! it shows he is not truly abreast with the details of the dog naming issue.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by ziggy1702(m): 6:02am On Aug 21, 2016
mykel25:


You're the retard here! I expected you to think outside the box buh u simply refused to use your brain...did d complaint make a proof of his father's name? so if ure a security agent u ll refuse to think far....SMH
don't let your ignorance over cloud your sense of reasoning. didn't you read where they say he inscribed the name buhari on the body of the dog?(who does dat) he's just trying to ridicule that name. that's the attitude of a troublemaker and nothing else
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by Nobody: 6:37am On Aug 21, 2016
kabrud:

Which still boils down to what I said. So fast announcing REACTIONS and silent on the ACTIONS that trigger such REACTIONS. The fulanis that I know will never attack anyone for no reason. Is it because they don't come online to tell the whole world what actually transpired? Abeg go sidon jor.

You are so stone hearted.
So there's a reason for attacking and killing ppl in their own community??
There is also a reason why the boko haramites are shedding innocent lives too na and of course there is a reason why the guy named his dog buhari if dats your own yardstick of analysis.
Mbok, nobody just wakes up and does anytin be it good or bad without a reason, but the question is that are such reasons worth it?
I'm not justifying what the man did. what he did wasn't right, but my grieviance is the response of the police force and the federal government over more genuine life threatening issues like the fulani herdsmen menace.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by kabrud: 7:18am On Aug 21, 2016
chuxyfranklin:


You are so stone hearted.
So there's a reason for attacking and killing ppl in their own community??
There is also a reason why the boko haramites are shedding innocent lives too na and of course there is a reason why the guy named his dog buhari if dats your own yardstick of analysis.
Mbok, nobody just wakes up and does anytin be it good or bad without a reason, but the question is that are such reasons worth it?
I'm not justifying what the man did. what he did wasn't right, but my grieviance is the response of the police force and the federal government over more genuine life threatening issues like the fulani herdsmen menace.
Let me tell u, I'm a student in Jos, Plateau State. Dis one no be dem say dem say, I see am with my korokoro eyes. The Beroms will invade the fulani communities, kill the fulanis, go away with their cows and this will not get to the media because the fulanis are not inclined to media propaganda. What they (the fulanis) simply do is to bury their dead and make their own plans and in most cases, against the suspected invading communities. It is this reprisal that gets to the media. I'm a witness to these events. If u know any soldier serving in JTF Jos, u can comfirm from him. I have never been to any state in the south east but I'm very sure this is exactly what is happening there as well. And besides, the way ur southern brethrens will go to the north and begin to make so many provocative statements that usually trigger civil unrests is very annoying. The Hausas residing in ur regions know their bounds even on religious matters and they don't go outside them. Imagine, one nlder (christain) was saying that she will not stop condemning the muslims until their ladies stop wearing hijab. Now, what exactly is her business with the muslim hijab? Imagine this one going to the north to do just that and if anything happens to her, she will start playing the victim card. Even online, have u come across any post by a muslim in which Jesus Christ was insulted? Certainly no. But just check out the cases of ur southern christian brethrens even on this forum.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by sodayve: 7:36am On Aug 21, 2016
bamosagie:


Why are yoruba's so scared of hausa fulani's?


I have never seen a post as STEWPID as this.
Re: A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri by cabsking: 7:37am On Aug 21, 2016
We talk so many shit in dix country. Discuss topics of no importance.President Erdogan of Turkey passed a law that forbids any citizen of turkey to abuse him. if u do,dere is a jail time awaiting u. Just ask d Man y named ur dog buhari

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