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Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by bendovex: 1:58pm On Aug 23, 2016
Nigeria police Force (NPF) posted this on their facebook wall.
What do you think?
See screenshots.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 1:58pm On Aug 23, 2016
Hahahahahaha, funny country

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by jmoore(m): 2:01pm On Aug 23, 2016
More than 90% of the applicants are using fake ages.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2016
so they dont become like lie muhammed tongue tongue tongue

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2016
Hmmm. They'll end up with less than 1000 valid recruits.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Aliyullahi(m): 2:08pm On Aug 23, 2016
Such a funny country we are. Lie Detector indeed. I pray the machine dont go missing. ;DSuch a funny country we are. Lie Detector indeed. I pray the machine dont go missing.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by seacoast(m): 2:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
[s][/s]Detector Director
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nbote(m): 3:39pm On Aug 23, 2016
I think it should b d other round. Dey need to use d lie detector test to first flush out most of the bad eggs in d force. But what do we know, I can bet u d Police is even lying about using a lie detector. Jus anoda excuse to replace more ppl with those who came thru d back door. Lie detector for all applicants is even a lie already and we can all detect dat.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Addicted2Women: 5:34pm On Aug 23, 2016
This is 2016, lie detector test doesn't work

I can easily alter or control a lie detector test.
The law enforcement knows it, that's why it's not admissive in the court
How can a machine tell when you're lying ?? It works with your heart beat and the brain, once you control your heart beat, breathing and psychological reactions, the machine will hit a dead end

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by veekid(m): 5:34pm On Aug 23, 2016
Wait make I seek Mr lie Muhammad's opinion

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by horpeyemmi66(m): 5:34pm On Aug 23, 2016
grin grin grin

What will they be asking them self?

Maybe questions like:

Will you collect NGN20 from Danfo and Okada men?

Will you sleep at your duty post?

Very dumb set of creatures... Lie Detector angry

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Femston: 5:35pm On Aug 23, 2016
Thank God hope still dey for me
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by egift(m): 5:36pm On Aug 23, 2016

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Proffdada: 5:36pm On Aug 23, 2016
Can you detect Nigerian pathetic liars?
Can you even know if that information is true?

Nb: it doesn't work on this guy undecided

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by free2ryhme: 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
na today dem dey beat lie detector
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Ikigia: 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
This should be made available in all police stations, it would ease investigation processes.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by kaypompey(m): 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
Lai Mohammed and All promise cancelled needs this test.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by olaolaking: 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
Lie detector? 8200 of them may fail this test.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by myners007: 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
IG just want to draw unnecessary attention to himself. Why cant the police in their bid to prosecute criminals especially politicians that have looted massively to face the lie detector test before charging their cases to court.We all knowe that even the interviewers, IG all lied about their real age. We cannot be fool by this publicity stunt aimed at trying to make Nigerians to believe that the Police are now technology compliant and digitally updated.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by martineinstein(m): 5:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
they should use it on their workers and lie mohammed first....bribe detector is what dey need for now

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by handysuzy(f): 5:38pm On Aug 23, 2016
For Naija...Someborri wake me up, ayam dreaming grin
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 5:38pm On Aug 23, 2016
NPF sef dan dy package themself!!....Dis an era of sophistication,everyone wants to appear sophisticated!!
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by johnstar(m): 5:38pm On Aug 23, 2016
grin
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by fuckpro: 5:39pm On Aug 23, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Hahahahahaha, funny country
when will you start driving I just want to bless you with a car
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Afrok(m): 5:39pm On Aug 23, 2016
Even the lie detector can equally fail the lie test undecided
NPF and LIES are like:

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Femich18(m): 5:39pm On Aug 23, 2016
Nah them Sabi that one nah their own problem...Police and lie are 5 and 6...
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by SWORD419(m): 5:40pm On Aug 23, 2016
will it give a pesin a dirty slap if lied i know some peeps faces will turn unrecognizable
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by MzMercie: 5:41pm On Aug 23, 2016
Lool
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by oginga: 5:41pm On Aug 23, 2016
jmoore:
More than 90% of the applicants are using fake ages.

And fake results too.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by amazingspiderma: 5:42pm On Aug 23, 2016
Nigeria is full of drama.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by enigmagu1(m): 5:42pm On Aug 23, 2016
everything about police is lie nawhat are they detec ting

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