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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by back2sender: 7:17pm On Aug 23, 2016
VolTOxic:
Hmmm. They'll end up with less than 1000 valid recruits.
That will be great. We need to do the right things now to further avoid recruiting armed robber into the police force, we are already tired of the rogers and toll gate collection
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 7:33pm On Aug 23, 2016
just laugh at every question asked... the machine can't detect a thing....is all your heart beat rate the damn thing read
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Missy89(f): 7:56pm On Aug 23, 2016
Every modern police department conducts a polygraph test for their potential recruits. Why are you guys complaining again?
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by ephi123(f): 7:58pm On Aug 23, 2016
They will probably offer the job to those that FAIL the test i.e. confirmed liars.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2016
bendovex:
Nigeria police Force (NPF) posted this on their facebook wall.
What do you think?
See screenshots.

so OP, you no fit buy data abi? na airtel free basic you dey rock
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Ghost447(m): 8:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
I pity that machine or whatever they call it.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by fastlane84: 8:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
Nbote:
I think it should b d other round. Dey need to use d lie detector test to first flush out most of the bad eggs in d force. But what do we know, I can bet u d Police is even lying about using a lie detector. Jus anoda excuse to replace more ppl with those who came thru d back door. Lie detector for all applicants is even a lie already and we can all detect dat.
grin
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Aliyullahi(m): 8:42pm On Aug 23, 2016
Sipping My cold kunu as I wait and read comments to come
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Carter4luv(m): 9:21pm On Aug 23, 2016
since is polie everitin will b lie. efcc go and probe their age...
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Addicted2Women: 9:22pm On Aug 23, 2016
AdamsBashforth:

Stop exposing your ignorance . Do you know that non Nigerians visit this site too? Let us assume that you have seen a polygraph machine before.; tell me how you control your heartbeat? SMH.

You know what ??
Let me give you a pass
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by bendovex: 9:46pm On Aug 23, 2016
ikechukwuapeh:


so OP, you no fit buy data abi? na airtel free basic you dey rock

if you look very well you'd see that I'm in data mode, it's clearly written. don't tell me you're blind, or are u trying to be mischievous?
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 5:29am On Aug 24, 2016
this is very laughable considering that even the NFP itself is founded on lies,including their number one code of conduct of "the police is your friend", hehehehehehe
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by rhektor(m): 5:33am On Aug 24, 2016
Uncle Lie Mohammed go don dey fear now
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Bpfems(m): 7:22am On Aug 24, 2016
We will keep deceiving ourselfs. This Polygraphy cannot Work here on Nigerians.

90% of Nigerian workers are Trained or Mentored Liers in one way or the other.

This Government should stop fooling itself.

Tell me, Are these New intakes not going to Lie again when they eventually (if they scale through) gets into Office?

We are not ready for Development yet.

My advice for FG is that they should pen down Stiff Laws that will cut across all Caddre, that any Police Officer that goes beyond his/her boundary....... will be Fired. Because the present NPF in Office are waiting to Corrupt these ones coming in (they have to dance to their tune, or else.......)
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by jbhitler(m): 7:34am On Aug 24, 2016
haba kai! ba mu so abun tacin hankeri dun Allah.no be lie detector,e supos be bribe detector.una no go kill us for this country!
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Bpfems(m): 7:47am On Aug 24, 2016
I won't be surprise if these Technology fails at the end.

For a Government that knows what he his doing/what results he tends to achieve, You are not suppose to reveal your Mode of Test/Exams to the public when it comes to this format, especially in this part of the World.

Many of us knows how this thing works, e.g it reads your impulse, heart beat anomaly......... (I won't say more than these).


They would have worked on the themselves b4 that day. I think you'v not seen a person Lying Confidently without blinking Eyes.

This Government should wake up & Stop this Drama.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Bpfems(m): 7:47am On Aug 24, 2016
I won't be surprise if these Technology fails at the end.

For a Government that knows what he his doing/what results he tends to achieve, You are not suppose to reveal your Mode of Test/Exams to the public when it comes to this format, especially in this part of the World.

Many of us knows how this thing works, e.g it reads your impulse, heart beat Anomalies........ (I won't say more than these).


They would have worked on the themselves b4 that day. I think you'v not seen a person Lying Confidently without blinking Eyes.

This Government should wake up & Stop this Drama.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Bpfems(m): 7:47am On Aug 24, 2016
I won't be surprise if these Technology fails at the end.

For a Government that knows what he his doing/what results he tends to achieve, You are not suppose to reveal your Mode of Test/Exams to the public when it comes to this format, especially in this part of the World.

Many of us knows how this thing works, e.g it reads your impulse, heart beat Anomaly......... (I won't say more than these).


They would have worked on the themselves b4 that day. I think you'v not seen a person Lying Confidently without blinking Eyes.

This Government should wake up & Stop this Drama.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by 2eggs1goal: 7:52am On Aug 24, 2016
Nbote:
I think it should b d other round. Dey need to use d lie detector test to first flush out most of the bad eggs in d force. But what do we know, I can bet u d Police is even lying about using a lie detector. Jus anoda excuse to replace more ppl with those who came thru d back door. Lie detector for all applicants is even a lie already and we can all detect dat.
hahahaha..True talk . cheesy

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