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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 5:42pm On Aug 23, 2016
smh
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
fuckpro:
when will you start driving I just want to bless you with a car
hmmm, you need this lie detector.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
Nigeria with madness b like

Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
Nigeria and madness b like

Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by brunobaba(m): 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
The polygraph test should be carried out on the police team itself,we might probably have a handful left.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by oluwasegun007(m): 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
That means about 90% will be screened out..... grin grin grin
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Totfulguy: 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
bendovex:
Nigeria police Force (NPF) posted this on their facebook wall.
What do you think?
See screenshots.

The lie detector will crash over the volume of lies it will detect!... grin grin grin
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Mrreed(m): 5:44pm On Aug 23, 2016
pple will start getting prepared against the lie detector. things like this shud meet the candidates unaware.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Gkemz: 5:46pm On Aug 23, 2016
Nigerian Police force need people who can lie smartly
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by fuckpro: 5:47pm On Aug 23, 2016
Adaure4ever:
hmmm, you need this lie detector.
hahaha you are really witty I didn't see that coming however I know you hear this a lot you are pretty
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Achorise: 5:47pm On Aug 23, 2016
only age scam we will expose all of them, if this is true.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by TheFreeOne: 5:48pm On Aug 23, 2016
Why waste resources when we have original Lai mohammedian that can easily detect fellow liars like himself

Chai...this government is not serious about curtailing wasteful spending.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 23, 2016
jmoore:
More than 90% of the applicants are using fake ages.
A society built on lies will continue to exist on lies. How many Nigerians actually finish their tertiary education b4 25? This accompanied with the high unemployment rate, what you get is lies and lies. Govt should scrap NYSC SCHEME and enrol all graduates eligible for nysc compulsory 3months training on any skill within the last yr of graduation and 300k each to start up the business. With this, unemployment will be reduced drastically.

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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by yeyeboi(m): 5:51pm On Aug 23, 2016
So Nigeria Get Lie Detector Na Ehn Dem Nor Dey Use Am For All Those Barrawo Politicians Mofos
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by prinsam30: 5:51pm On Aug 23, 2016
O boy see something oooooo


Enough of Lie Mohammed will be detected that day.

I swear if na me I no go show face at all at, good name better pass bad name oo even if na buhari I name my dog
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by 9jatatafo(m): 5:51pm On Aug 23, 2016
The IGP should undergo the test first
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Eberex(m): 5:52pm On Aug 23, 2016
who needs the lie detection test most? naija police
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Greensea1(m): 5:53pm On Aug 23, 2016
jmoore:
More than 90% of the applicants are using fake ages.
Even the 'Examiner' won't pass the test! Including Bubu... grin
jmoore:
More than 90% of the applicants are using fake ages.
Even the 'Examiner' won't pass the test! Including Bubu...
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Koolking(m): 5:56pm On Aug 23, 2016
Welcome to Nigeria. Where Lie detector will partner the liar
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nobody: 6:00pm On Aug 23, 2016
Addicted2Women:
This is 2016, lie detector test doesn't work

I can easily alter or control a lie detector test.
The law enforcement knows it, that's why it's not admissive in the court
How can a machine tell when you're lying ?? It works with your heart beat and the brain, once you control your heart beat, breathing and psychological reactions, the machine will hit a dead end

Stop exposing your ignorance . Do you know that non Nigerians visit this site too? Let us assume that you have seen a polygraph machine before.; tell me how you control your heartbeat? SMH.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by wilsonbright: 6:06pm On Aug 23, 2016
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Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by wilsonbright: 6:06pm On Aug 23, 2016
Ur lips Awww so kissable Adaure4ever
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by BABANGBALI: 6:09pm On Aug 23, 2016
Omo only 500 go survive am
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by iamawara(m): 6:13pm On Aug 23, 2016
Hahahahaha. They should first of all use it one their officials. Very useless people
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Goyim: 6:14pm On Aug 23, 2016
Addicted2Women:
This is 2016, lie detector test doesn't work

I can easily alter or control a lie detector test.
The law enforcement knows it, that's why it's not admissive in the court
How can a machine tell when you're lying ?? It works with your heart beat and the brain, once you control your heart beat, breathing and psychological reactions, the machine will hit a dead end

You cannot control your heartbeat. Stop lying.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by poweredcom(m): 6:33pm On Aug 23, 2016
Lie detector go first catch the DPO
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by lonelydora: 6:38pm On Aug 23, 2016
jmoore:
More than 90% of the applicants are using fake ages.

They should start from there
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Wyttcat: 6:40pm On Aug 23, 2016
Lie detector is not reliable, and inadmissible in U.S courts where it is made. Hardened criminals beat it all the time, ask Hilary Clinton.
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Herbephe1(m): 6:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
I hope my sister's name Is shortlisted I will just b using her pistol for hunting in my farm
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Wyttcat: 6:51pm On Aug 23, 2016
Right on!

It doesn't work and advanced countries like America don't accept the.result, and even Hillary.Clinton made a comment about how she lost faith in polygraph. I'm sure technologically advanced countries are laughing their heads off at Nigeria right now.
Addicted2Women:
This is 2016, lie detector test doesn't work

I can easily alter or control a lie detector test.
The law enforcement knows it, that's why it's not admissive in the court
How can a machine tell when you're lying ?? It works with your heart beat and the brain, once you control your heart beat, breathing and psychological reactions, the machine will hit a dead end
Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by kennykg(m): 7:07pm On Aug 23, 2016
Question 1. Would deliver all roger from check point?

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