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| As I Hang The Boot (not For Spirikoko) by bitchcrafts(op): 10:45pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
Women are what they meant when they coined complicated, always have this at the back of your mind for every new partner you come by, "I'm here to learn something new. is a slogan to keep shielded in those grandiose thoracic muscles.. No matter how complicated, She still wants you to be a lover; a kisser, a mood setter (Netflix and all) , a cuddler , a listener and ultimately; an absolute maafakxa! As feminist and gender equality propagandist as she might seem or be, she still loves and wanta be handled, I mean; Get on top of her .Don’t force her to get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on ur cock like she's practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on her. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. **Eyes you up an dan** Mtseew. zthat was a bit too forward and irrithmical, brash and rash I know but Nigga it's that frustrating if u really can't give a good Fukc as a man! : Pheew, yo uselessly useless believe me you! OK let's slow down the pace and make this a lil bit of logical... First , as you get down to biznisDon’t gently suck her nipples and then pull back when she moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what she wants. It’s not what THEYwant. OK, I know it’s scary.There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips .Don’t think of this as some schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of this world OK, just drink coffee and gulp these alongside **Good boi ** ;Yes oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like “I’m sorry – you just look so fukcking delicious. I’ll goslower.” Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman,and she responds well, and before long, you’re both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it’s not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the topof her head. ((ode nie ni)) Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU’RE the man. Act like one. ![]() It’s different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingersaround her pussy like you’re trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you aree impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussssy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things (Na paper u wan tear?) And if you really don’t know what to do, ask her. Just ask dummmbbbo!! “How do you like it?”. that kain tin its a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. ((that's something I like about women, no beating about the bush ) If she’s being all coy, ask “Do you likepressure? Is it sensitive?” The clitoris is a varied item indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything.. That leads us to the vantage sha ... Mk I sing small nah Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc She say me haffi Fukc Fukc Fukc Fukc She say me doit dir dir dir dir dirty ![]() Fukcing Tina on point nah nah ![]() She deserves to be fukced Nigga, after all the hormones beat up, as soon as that pusee begins to weep and that body begin a wriggle, it will be sheer wikcedniz if you don't pound and bring her down to moments of silence after serial screaming ! Yes! , there are women out there who want to “make love” every time – sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. ![]() The majority like to be pounded ![]() The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. ![]() ... The trick is When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it’s not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl yourcocck around her vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up there. It’s because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuKck her harder OK, Don’t be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes – She could be a raging feminist bictch, but she still wants to be penetrated like you are planning on fuckcing her throat from the inside out . . . Fukcing doesn't stop here, with practice, you build confidence; your own kinda finesse. As I hang my boot heading towards the aisle. Soonest maybe... |
| Re: As I Hang The Boot (not For Spirikoko) by SafeDavid(m): 11:05pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
Preach it bro! ![]() |
| Re: As I Hang The Boot (not For Spirikoko) by bitchcrafts(op): 11:17pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
SafeDavid:Lol. I see you Dave! Spread it tho.. |
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