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Dilema by Nobody: 6:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
u are a struggling guy trying to make ends meet with ur girlfriend
u suddenly meet a rich lady who tells u she can give u everything u dream of only if u left ur girlfriend and also have a vasectomy,so she knows ure going to be faithfull to her
what would u do in such instance
Re: Dilema by Ifakiland(m): 6:54pm On Aug 29, 2016
Wat kind of mumu instance is dat one now!!!!
Re: Dilema by Gflat: 6:56pm On Aug 29, 2016
Op, is your brain surgically removedhuh
Re: Dilema by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 6:58pm On Aug 29, 2016
op I see u just heard d word " vasectomy" and decided to construct a sentence with it
Re: Dilema by nkwachiabel(m): 7:00pm On Aug 29, 2016
IHATEPUZZZY:
op I see u just heard d word " vasectomy" and decided to construct a sentence with it
Guy u wicked o. Take am easy naw. Maybe the guy is serious.

Buh gbemishile1 are u even thinking of ithuh
Re: Dilema by Nobody: 7:00pm On Aug 29, 2016
dont bust ur testicles for nothing,use ur brain guys and let it flow with ur hands
Re: Dilema by Nobody: 7:02pm On Aug 29, 2016
IHATEPUZZZY:
op I see u just heard d word " vasectomy" and decided to construct a sentence with it
is it too much for ur brain,maybe we need to break it down boy
Re: Dilema by Macwytt(m): 7:06pm On Aug 29, 2016
Bros my girlfriend don turn ex instantly. cus if na she get the same opportunity, she go do worst.
Re: Dilema by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 7:12pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gbemishile1:
is it too much for ur brain,maybe we need to break it down boy
on the contrary I was wondering ow ur brain could afford ur level of stupidity
Re: Dilema by Nobody: 7:17pm On Aug 29, 2016
IHATEPUZZZY:
on the contrary I was wondering ow ur brain could afford ur level of stupidity
m:??
Well u deserve two medals then for ur speech
first for ur stupidity
second,well in case u lost d first one


would u choose to have everything u ever dreamed of,cars,houses everyhthing and become sterile
or u stick with ur girlfriend and hope some day ur life would get better in future
its just as simple as dat
Re: Dilema by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 7:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gbemishile1:
m:??
Well u deserve two medals then for ur speech
first for ur stupidity
second,well in case u lost d first one
u called dat a speech?

sense u no get,

comprehension u no get,

even d life u get na London used undecided

pple like u desrved to b fed to d beasts
Re: Dilema by Nobody: 7:25pm On Aug 29, 2016
IHATEPUZZZY:
u called dat a speech?
sense u no get,
comprehension u no get,
even d life u get na London used undecided
pple like u desrved to b fed to d beasts
is dat what they call u a beast
Re: Dilema by Nobody: 7:30pm On Aug 29, 2016
I doubt if op knows what vasectomy means
Re: Dilema by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 7:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gbemishile1:
is dat what they call u
a beast


imagine, u couldn't even compose a meaningful sentence.

I curse d sperm DAT produced u
Re: Dilema by Nobody: 7:36pm On Aug 29, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
I doubt if op knows what vasectomy means
enlighten me please
Re: Dilema by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 7:36pm On Aug 29, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
I doubt if op knows what vasectomy means
lol would u b kind to provide him with a "brighter grammar"?
Re: Dilema by Nobody: 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2016
IHATEPUZZZY:
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imagine, u couldn't even compose a meaningful sentence.

I curse d sperm DAT produced u
boy,y dont u go jump in a lake,or beta still take a poison pill and save ur folks some grief,i know u wont be missed much boy
Re: Dilema by IHATEPUZZZY(m): 7:48pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gbemishile1:
boy,y dont u go jump in a lake,or beta still take a poison pill and save ur folks some grief,i know u wont be missed much boy
after seeing u dipped 6 feets below tongue
Re: Dilema by Goyim: 8:00pm On Aug 29, 2016
Simple, i will freeze some of my sperm at a sperm bank for later use
Have the vasectomy, defraud the rich lady and elope with my girlfriend.

Its like yahoo plus without any downside. Plus you get to Ice-Cream your GF everyday without worries wink

Wew lad!!! sign me up.

Re: Dilema by Nobody: 8:17pm On Aug 29, 2016
IHATEPUZZZY:
after seeing u dipped 6 feets below tongue
wow.someow it fits now u are addressed d way u name urself u live up to ur name boy
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