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Re: When I Was 17.... by Flashh: 10:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
Berbierklaus:

Go ahead tongue
"How do you tell if a woman in Las Vegas is a prostitute?"
"She makes eye contact."
OK, now that that's out of the way.


My experience with a man thinking he's a female based on his dress and and make-up when I was 17.

I was in Las Vegas when a beautiful woman in a tiny black cocktail dress made eye contact across the Casino floor.

I felt a shiver go right down my spine and right to my crotch the moment she looked at him.

She was gorgeous. Tall. Dark eyes. A sway to her hips.

The woman walked over to me and I bought her a drink.
She laid a hand on my bicep. Then she laid a hand on my thigh and I felt my strain against his pants."So." She said. She gave me a little squeeze.

"So." I said. "Uhh. um. How much for a hand job?"
"A hand job," she said? And the words fell out of her mouth like honey. "Yeah. Yeah. How much for a hand job" he
sputtered.

"A hand job is $200" she said, plain and innocents like she was giving me directions to the mall. I felt nauseous in my stomach. "$200?," 1 said. "$200 for a hand job?
What?

What makes your hand jobs so good that they're worth $200 dollars?"

A tiny smile crept across the woman's lips. "Come with me," she said and she slithered towards the casino door.

I followed her outside. "Do you see that Denny's down the street?,"
She said. I looked and saw a Denny's about a quarter mile down the road. "Yeah."

"Do you see that other Denny's a little further down?" I strained my eyes, but I saw it. Denny's are thick on the ground in Vegas.

"I own BOTH of those Denny's because I give a
hand job that's worth $200."

I swallowed hard and looked for an ATM. When the hand job was over I laid in
his hotel bed in a state of shock.

It had been amazing. The greatest hand-job I'd ever received. I wasn't even sure I'd ever be able to self-service again because it would pale so much in comparison.

Every muscle in my body was slack. I felt warm. Happy. Safe.

The woman walked out of the bathroom drying her hands. She started walking onwards the door. "Wait! Wait," I said.

"Uhh . . . listen. That was . . . that was amazing. But I have to know . . . I just have to. How much for a Mouth Action?"
"A Mouth Action," the woman said (or maybe she purred?)
"A Mouth Action is $500."

"$50 !!!!" I almost screamed. "Listen,
you just gave me the greatest hand job of my life, but what the heck makes
your blow jobs worth $500?"
The woman walked towards the hotel window.

"Do you see that hotel across the street?" she asked. I looked at the hotel. It wasn't a huge casino or anything, but it was a nice hotel with maybe 100 rooms right off the strip. It was easily worth millions. It had gargoyles that seemed to stare at me with beady, hungry eyes. "Yeah. I see it."

"I own that hotel because I give blow-jobs that are worth $500." She said. I knew he was sunk. I couldn't afford it but I HAD to know what this woman could do with her mouth that was worth $500 . . .

I went downstairs and got her a cashier's check. And the Mouth Action was. amazing.

It was a religious experience for me. I felt my body and my soul separate. I felt loved and wanted. He felt powerful. I felt all the stresses of my life. My job that I hated so much just fade away.

And when she was done, I just lay there in total, absolute bliss . . .
I heard the woman gurgling with mouth wash in the bathroom. She picked up her purse to leave.

And even though I didn't WANT to says anything because I KNEW I couldn't afford it, I couldn't help my. "Wait! Wait!"
She stopped.

"I have to know. How much for
the pússy?"
"The Kitty-Cat?" she said and I saw a twinkle in her eye.

She walked back to the window. "Do you see Las Vegas out there? Do you see the giant casinos, the monstrous hotels,
the hot dog vendors, the strip clubs, the bright neon signs, the roller coasters, the theaters, the working girls . . . do you see the cabs and and the bouncers and the slot machines? Do you see ALL of Las Vegas out there covered in light and pulsing??"

My mouth went dry. "Yeah, I see it."
"Honey, if I had a pússy, I'd own all of that too."

That was how I was scammed! embarassedcry

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Re: When I Was 17.... by ImDharay: 10:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
at 17.? I'll pass...
Re: When I Was 17.... by Berbierklaus(f): 10:27pm On Aug 29, 2016
iykekelvins:
Thru your fonts, italics and bold..

And you're the only one I'm following that types that way. Since you haven't been online, I figured it could be you.
You follow me? lipsrsealed


If I had denied,would you have believed me? tongue
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
Re: When I Was 17.... by iykekelvins(m): 10:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
Berbierklaus:

You follow me? lipsrsealed


If I had denied,would you have believed me? tongue
Yeah, I gueSs
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 10:38pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
No.
I'll message you now

We should talk
Re: When I Was 17.... by handsam(m): 10:39pm On Aug 29, 2016

Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 10:43pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


17?

When I was 17;

*I was given some money to send into my elder sister's account. I took my own share and my mum found out months later when she saw the teller. grin

Sweet lawd cheesy cheesy colik...!! So that was when you started? Lol
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 10:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
Milonis:

Sweet lawd cheesy cheesy colik...!! So that was when you started? Lol
Started what biko? grin
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 10:54pm On Aug 29, 2016
DatCuteGuy:
I got my first slap from my dad at 17....i still feel the slap pinch my fresh cheek till date...



Mhisbliss
Beamborla
Sexytemi

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 10:57pm On Aug 29, 2016
slyIsaac:
watched my first transgendered porn at 17... i froze all through... whenever i remember i still shiver... twas a very life threatening experience... grin..

Erniesmallzz haf u talk? haf juhan talk? girl360?


obiorathesubtle am never letting you..use my bathroom and even if do...You'll be watched... dirty boy!..... angry

Sgt. SlyIsaac, I give up...lawd grin grin
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:01pm On Aug 29, 2016
Muvacci:


Bruh, I'll be 27 in roughly a month. How the hell can I recall what happened to me 10 YEARS ago? shocked

I'm sorry, Akant.. Ah juss kant sad

cheesy

Lemmie tag LuvU2 first & see.
She might remember on our behalf grin

Lol bro, I ain't taking this from you. Unless of course if you just don't wanna share
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:06pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


Started what biko? grin
I be damned to say it grin
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
I got my first Mouth Gig

mehn et was swit cheesy
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
Milonis:
I be damned to say it grin
Lol..say it Oh! grin
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:32pm On Aug 29, 2016
...
STFUareyouGod:
I'll message you now

We should talk
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
colik:


Lol..say it Oh! grin

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed I wasn't here
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:38pm On Aug 29, 2016
Milonis:


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed I wasn't here

Smh....Issokay.
Your time will come. smiley
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 11:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
...
what?
Re: When I Was 17.... by RoyalBlak007: 12:03am On Aug 30, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
Emperorlee undecided biko stop peeping, comman talk ur own .Royalblak007 cheesy i knw u will surely have a story grin

Tell me yours first


'Ladies First'

grin
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 12:18am On Aug 30, 2016
Nothing.
STFUareyouGod:
what?
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 12:21am On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
grin

When I was 17,I was in ss3 lipsrsealed

2nd term,I joined the league of boyfriend owners cheesy
Refused to kiss or hug him until lipsrsealed
when nigga told all the guys I'm naive and inexperienced angry
He even asked my room mate out just to make me jealous angry
then i decided to prove him wrong by Kissing him in broad day light lipsrsealed



When I was 17 I sneaked out of the hostel for a party with my friends,got caught on our way back,disgraced and flogged on assembly shocked



When I was 17 I ...………………………………


cc Babzilla kiss

schumastic wink

Flashh grin

Hehe. E don tey when U no dey hear word tongue
Lemme see where was I at 17.....
Ill gist you privately not here
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 12:22am On Aug 30, 2016
Fabulocity:
Nothing.
you seen it?
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 12:24am On Aug 30, 2016
Seen what?
STFUareyouGod:
you seen it?
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 12:30am On Aug 30, 2016
Fabulocity:
Seen what?
my message
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 12:31am On Aug 30, 2016
Didn't see nothing.
STFUareyouGod:
my message
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 12:43am On Aug 30, 2016
Fabulocity:
Didn't see nothing.
oh! My bad. I forgot to send it

Check now
Re: When I Was 17.... by Dharneehell(m): 2:25am On Aug 30, 2016
Not done anything crazy....

Still 17 sef.
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 4:18am On Aug 30, 2016
Fabulocity:
When I was 17, I...I...I

Shït! I just realized how fuçking boring my entire life has been embarassed embarassed

Maybe I'll do something crazy by the end of this year sad


Just like I thought, all this introverts jumping round threads trading insults and making bold assertions but in reality



Lioness Online, Cats offline...
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 4:23am On Aug 30, 2016
Flashh:



That was how I was scammed! embarassedcry[/color][/font]


The least you could do was put a link to the old joke.
Re: When I Was 17.... by Sexytemi(f): 7:14am On Aug 30, 2016
DatCuteGuy:
I got my first slap from my dad at 17....i still feel the slap pinch my fresh cheek till date...



Mhisbliss
Beamborla
Sexytemi



.Eyaaaa, sorry about the slap
Re: When I Was 17.... by Nobody: 7:21am On Aug 30, 2016
Sexytemi:




.Eyaaaa, sorry about the slap
you feel sorry for Me miss?

Mmm... Well thanks smiley

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