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TYPES OF SLAP

There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:

1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.

2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.

6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?...."like seriously, did you just slapped me?"....


There is no doubt that in our live experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol! Greetings!

Dullahi:

Brother, you don receive any of these slaps before?

lexiconkabir:
Brother, you don receive any of these slaps before?

I dish them out for free

Dullahi:
I dish them out for free

Are you saying youve not received the formatting slap?

I have.. But mine was more of 'bulala'. Slaps were considered weak because we could keep blocking

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Remembered how I used to hide mums' bulala especially when it had multiple 'tails'.

Became an expert at untwisting and hiding bulala . It always went missing

Also received formatting slaps sha

Contact17:
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Remembered how I used to hide mums' bulala especially when it had multiple 'tails'.

Became an expert at untwisting and hiding bulala . It always went missing

Also received formatting slaps sha

They'd use my school money the next day to buy another Bulala

Received Resounding slap sha. Always very epic

Contact17:
^^
Remembered how I used to hide mums' bulala especially when it had multiple 'tails'.

Became an expert at untwisting and hiding bulala . It always went missing

Also received formatting slaps sha

Guilty of that as well but there was one we couldn't lay our hands on no matter how hard we tried.

Dullahi:
I have.. But mine was more of 'bulala'. Slaps were considered weak because we could keep blocking

You mean this?

lalasticlala which slap have you received out of these 6?