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Clutching his right hand tigh-fistedly, and mentally re-assuring himself that the torture his ears were being subjected to will end as soon as the call disconnects, local man Sikiru Dada reportedly brought out his Samsung galaxy smartphone and began deleting old, horrible personal pictures of himself from his gallery just to keep his hands too occupied from slapping the annoying lady beside him who-- after looking at her phone's screen and saw the callers name as "bae"--- cleared her throat five times and picked the call.

The man, expressing his shock and disbelief said he could not believe his ears when the same girl who had been chatting with him throughout the better part of the journey in plain pidgin English and a typical Nigerian accent, suddenly transformed into a middle-aged,white British woman immediately she picked the call.

"Immidiately she cleared her throat and picked the call, her accent changed. Who i was now seeing was a middle-aged, white, native British woman. Honestly, i was really disgusted. It took the grace of God and restraint on my part not to land her a very dirty slap", explained Dada.

The man, who said at that point, knew she was suffering from severe inferiority complex, was said to have been unable to hide his amusement and shook his head repeatedly when the girl switched back to her Nigerian accent Immidiately the call ended.

Another passenger sitting at the front seat of the bus who was equally amused by the lady's unstable character and described her as "probably bi-polar", was reported to have been thrown into an intense fit of hysterical laughter when Dada--who was sitting beside the lady-- replied a question she asked in pidgin with a Polish accent, after clearing his throat five times, too.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Sorry, but how is it anyone's business how someone decides to speak?

Nigerians and misplaced priorities. [/color]

Ksslib:
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