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UndisputedBosom:
Quite funny.... though i've never been kicked in my balls before and am not expectin it...



But think of gettin that strong head shit outta ur añu§...the pain and the feelins of shoutin.....is just a little comparison to that of a baby comin outta the front door


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Weedcrusher:
Zip over balls, zip over pen!s shaft, zip over pen!s tip, I have experienced it all. Damn so painful, but nothing compares to a football shot hitting you in the balls. I could feel the pain in my brain

acenazt:
Lmao bros chai dat pain no be here. D day Wey Dem shoot ball nack me for blockos na dat day I know say hellfire dey real. Chaiii

UndisputedBosom:
You no dey wear boxers?

Benita27:
Don't worry, just get married and follow your wife to the labour ward on her day.
You will come here to advice those talking like you.

Glassdoll:
No no no! Don't even think about it!

Imagine someone pushing a baseball through your azzhole...

Now imagine that baseball had hands and legs and is wiggling like a worm through that hole.

Now imagine lots of cuts and blood.

Now say your intestine is connected to this ball...

Please stop imagining...

A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently

NevetsIbot:
Lol... Your whole head will be full of hot blood cos of one big poo. When its out, the sigh that follows it is heavenly.

Maxi112:
getting married soon, trust me. I'd choose child labour over kick in the balls

Weedcrusher:
There is no way to make comparison. Women that have had labour pain don't have balls, and we men that have balls can't give birth

NB: IMO, labour pain is more important because it brings forth live

DesChyko:
Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls..

In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm.

You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it..

Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?

DesChyko:
Mehn.. No boxers that day. Na sharp sharp movement. But the movement come slow die.

UndisputedBosom:
Now compare that to havin a child thats far more bigger than poo comin out from the other hole

NevetsIbot:
Lol, so this is where you're driving at eh?.... Well.. The VeeJay was created to really expand... The anus.... just to accomodate the passage of poo

Smallville10:
D day wey ball nak me for balls, i think say na dat day i go die, d pain na die... My balls start to pain me, my lower abdomen, even my head, e be like say shit won catch me but notin. I won die, dat thing dey pain die

UndisputedBosom:
Oh really

NevetsIbot:
Lmao... Ive experienced it before... Hell fire is real bro... I tasted it at one shot!

KingRex1:
I tell u man.. When it happens to ur fellow guy, the agony somehow gets to you, like really gets to u.

As for the zip thing? Damn, I'll neva forget that day n I'll neva make such mistake again

Smallville10:
Some women give birth without shoutin or altering words but no guy gets hit in d balls and remains with his senses

DesChyko:
Like ehn.. You sef go dey wonder HOW you take do that kain mistake

NevetsIbot:
Didn't you feel like vomitting?.... And as if your brain dey turn?....

Glassdoll:
No no no! Don't even think about it!

Imagine someone pushing a baseball through your azzhole...

Now imagine that baseball had hands and legs and is wiggling like a worm through that hole.

Now imagine lots of cuts and blood.

Now say your intestine is connected to this ball...

Please stop imagining...

A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently

Smallville10:
hahahahahahaha. Guy i have never been so confused in my life. My whole system has in irresolveable confusion and d funny tin was na my babe leg mistakenly nak me. She laid on d bed with her legs stretchin out so i crossed one of d leg and her leg was btw my legs and naso she go raise leg up with force. And dat is d end of my story bro...

Ebayray:
No wonder Peter cried when I mistakenly kicked the ball in his balls

Ebayray:
No wonder Peter cried when I mistakenly kicked the ball in his balls

NevetsIbot:
no try am again o. Never

cyber5:
Sweet Jesus, the balls in the sack no try am again o

Maxi112:
what about clipping your balls mistakenly with the zip of your trouser


another pain itself