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HIV just because of 10 abi 15 minutes pleasure? Ha! It wasn't funny..

Imagine you're just sleeping one morning and text message wakes you up saying;

"You need to get yourself tested. Tell any other girl you've been with to get tested too."

You start to think of all the advice your mother gave you.

All the ads talking about wearing raincoat that you ignored. Now your conscience is looking at you like,


Four months ago. Then you start to count all the girls you've slept with after her, as per Yoruba demon. One.. Two.. Three..

So the responsible thing to do is to start calling them one by one to tell them that condom would have been a great idea.

First girl swore for my future and blah blah blah!!.

Second girl said trailer will jam me.

The third one now said my entire family will die in 7 days.

So I finally summoned courage to go for the HIV test.

I got there, the nurse was looking at me as if she has already seen the virus. Time to draw blood, and I was just like,

Next thing is sit and wait for result. Which is for the next one hour.

Then you start to ask yourself life questions like, what will I do with my life?

By the time they come to tell you your results are ready, you're looking like,

You enter the doctor's office and he says, "Mr DaSauce, the results say that it is negative"

Next thing, you check your phone, and the girl that texted you in the morning has texted again:


"Nevermind the first text. It's nothing serious. I just have a toilet infection."

Anyway, nobody needs to tell me. I'm zipping up for a very long time. I can't come and let tension kill me.



Mr Lalasticlala; food is ready sir

nice photo comment

Hahaha u try op for me I no dey forget raincoat oh one thing must kill a man but certainly not a hole
U just made my day

Hole hole hole every where

Hahahaha,

Pretty good Op,

Lobatan

Hehehe...

Ermmm....make I go continue my search for bitcoin to buy sef.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Funny stuff
May God punish any man that'll intend to make me his side chick

When at NYSC camp in Katsina state i did test on HIV with those anti-HIV people that came to camp.when the result came,and it was negative i was like this

lool

Konji....how I hate you

Please what is the moral lesson here cause i can't find any

OK...

So hilarious!

If it was positive nko?? U for melt

Funny..but I can relate

omo that kind tension no be here oooooooo......that is why they say what you dont doesn't kill you