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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by MizMyColi(f): 8:54am On Aug 31, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
Hi Miss, long time no hear


Madam, na so madness.dey take start. This is the sort of belief that puts people in harm's way. We should be careful not to abuse faith..even Jesus was careful not to trample on snakes and scorpions.

Good morning Dear.
Long time truly.
You've been AWOL.

As per that belief, I don't think it's rocket science really. There are two things we need to establish here.

1. Do you believe that a person named Jesus Christ really made that statement?

If your answer is yes to 1 above, it is well within natural and rational confines to ask what he meant exactly. If you studied scriptures you would understand that not all of his words had literal meanings.

I cannot hold brief for Jesus because I wasn't there that day.

But what I do know is that even in this our world, there have been established cases of people who own pets we consider dangerous.

Just as a radio operates on different frequencies, so do humans.

The reason we think of a number of things as impossible is because we mostly operate on low frequencies...
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by frubben(m): 2:13pm On Aug 31, 2016
LOVEGINO:
To whom it may concern cool
Gbam!!!!!! If e concern u read, if e no concern you move ahead
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by frubben(m): 2:13pm On Aug 31, 2016
LOVEGINO:
To whom it may concern cool
Gbam!!!!!! If e concern u read, if e no concern you move ahead .
Kudos I love dis ur comment

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by GoodieAmy(f): 7:43pm On Aug 31, 2016
This is the height of your craziness. I assuredly tell you that you've not encountered Christ. Know Him before its too late. You wont regret knowing Him. I'm out of your matter...
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by calliope(f): 9:19pm On Aug 31, 2016
LoJ:

Happy to have you back!
Thought I was the only one who noticed he left...

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by joseph1832(m): 9:30pm On Aug 31, 2016
The only reason why people are easily deceived is cos they always fail to ask questions.

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by joseph1832(m): 9:33pm On Aug 31, 2016
MizMyColi:


Good morning Dear.
Long time truly.
You've been AWOL.

As per that belief, I don't think it's rocket science really. There are two things we need to establish here.

1. Do you believe that a person named Jesus Christ really made that statement?

If your answer is yes to 1 above, it is well within natural and rational confines to ask what he meant exactly. If you studied scriptures you would understand that not all of his words had literal meanings.

I cannot hold brief for Jesus because I wasn't there that day.

But what I do know is that even in this our world, there have been established cases of people who own pets we consider dangerous.

Just as a radio operates on different frequencies, so do humans.

The reason we think of a number of things as impossible is because we mostly operate on low frequencies...
Perhaps you can think of the possibility(ies) of creating a time displacement field?

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 9:52pm On Aug 31, 2016
GoodieAmy:
This is the height of your craziness. I assuredly tell you that you've not encountered Christ.
Madam, please don't wish me such evil. I take God beg you. cry

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by frubben(m): 12:38am On Sep 01, 2016
GoodieAmy:
This is the height of your craziness. I assuredly tell you that you've not encountered Christ. Know Him before its too late. You wont regret knowing Him. I'm out of your matter...

Don't insult him, show him love, he is the reason why we are on earth.
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by branhampaul: 10:41am On Sep 01, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

After I'm dead, abi? Another deceit. grin
Thanks, Your Aware That U Will Die.. After Dying Were Is Your Soul Going To?
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by branhampaul: 10:46am On Sep 01, 2016
Do You Know Why Your Still Alive?, It All Because God Wants You To Change B4 His Wrath Falls On YOU, He Is Using Individuals To Warn You, Yet You Dont Want To Change.. I Pity You..
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by raphieMontella: 6:30pm On Sep 01, 2016
branhampaul:
Do You Know Why Your Still Alive?, It All Because God Wants You To Change B4 His Wrath Falls On YOU, He Is Using Individuals To Warn You, Yet You Dont Want To Change.. I Pity You..
lol...na so!!
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 9:41pm On Oct 06, 2016
branhampaul:
Thanks, Your Aware That U Will Die.. After Dying Were Is Your Soul Going To?
As faraway from your soul as possible.

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by felixomor: 11:48pm On Oct 06, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.

Who hear say as u dey save the money for tithe since them burn you (sorry born u) u don rich pass all the christians for naija?

Mschewwww,
Yeye Poor devil
SMH

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 11:49pm On Oct 06, 2016
felixomor:

Who hear say as u dey save the money for tithe since them burn you (sorry born u) u don rich pass all the christians for naija?
What is wealth to a Christian? wink

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 9:12am On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


Who hear say as u dey save the money for tithe since them burn you (sorry born u) u don rich pass all the christians for naija?

Mschewwww,
Yeye Poor devil
SMH


I laugh die for this ur comment. fools claim they don't need God. that each man is in charge of their Destiny. and i wonder are this dudes so Dumb not to understand that even the family race nation they are from was given to them without them deciding.

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 9:17am On Oct 07, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.



I have told people nothing makes a man more Stupid than Apethiesm.
Jesus Said you will trample on snakes and scorpions is an Idiom . Jesus never asked his disciples to go and look for snakes and Scorpions to trample on.this is simple English that my little boy will understand, this is what a a so called all knowing Athiests cannot differentiate.
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 9:19am On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



I have told people nothing makes a man more Stupid than Apethiesm.Jesus Said you will trample on snakes and scorpions is an Idiom . Jesus never asked his disciples to go and look for snakes and Scorpions to trample on.this is simple English that my little boy will understand, this is what a a so called all knowing Athiests cannot differentiate.
Idiom indeed.
Acts 28:
Paul gathered a pile of brushwood and, as he put it on the fire, a viper, driven out by the heat, fastened itself on his hand. 4 When the islanders saw the snake hanging from his hand, they said to each other, “This man must be a murderer; for though he escaped from the sea, the goddess Justice has not allowed him to live.” 5 But Paul shook the snake off into the fire and suffered no ill effects. 6 The people expected him to swell up or suddenly fall dead; but after waiting a long time and seeing nothing unusual happen to him, they changed their minds and said he was a god.

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 9:20am On Oct 07, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.


Dude are that Dumb that you cannot diffrentiate b/w and Idiom or Symbolism with other parts of Speech? No wonder Athiesms is full of people who cannot reason. simple parts of speech .gosh this is Horrible.
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 9:22am On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



Dude are that Dumb that you cannot diffrentiate b/w and Idiom or Symbolism.. .
BlueAgent, stop turning red and address the issue. Na play Jesus dey play, u mean im no mean am like that? Na wa to you o.

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 9:26am On Oct 07, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.



Clown Peter knew about your type, so he said this

2 Peter 3:3
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 3:4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 3:5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 3:6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: 3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. 3:11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness, 3:12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 9:32am On Oct 07, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

Idiom indeed.
Acts 28:
Paul gathered a pile of brushwood and, as he put it on the fire, a viper, driven out by the heat, fastened itself on his hand. 4 When the islanders saw the snake hanging from his hand, they said to each other, “This man must be a murderer; for though he escaped from the sea, the goddess Justice has not allowed him to live.” 5 But Paul shook the snake off into the fire and suffered no ill effects. 6 The people expected him to swell up or suddenly fall dead; but after waiting a long time and seeing nothing unusual happen to him, they changed their minds and said he was a god.


You just killed your on Article.
So Jesus was right when he said the will trample on Snakes and Scorpions. since Paul was not hurt from the Snake bite.

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by felixomor: 9:32am On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



I laugh die for this ur comment. fools claim they don't need God. that each man is in charge of their Destiny. and i wonder are this dudes so Dumb not to understand that even the family race nation they are from was given to them without them deciding.

Exactly. grin
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 9:33am On Oct 07, 2016
Oh wow, another 2016 man letting the words of pre-historic men speak on his behalf. grin what beautiful brains you have..

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 9:34am On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



You just kill your on Article.
So Jesus was right when he said the will trample on Snakes and Scorpions. since Paul was not hurt from the Snake bite.

Jumpity jump jump. Now you have proof Jesus wasn't kidding. So can you come over? I have snakes I will like you to trample.

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by felixomor: 9:37am On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



You just killed your on Article.
So Jesus was right when he said the will trample on Snakes and Scorpions. since Paul was not hurt from the Snake bite.

U av exposed the nigga cool

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by blueAgent(m): 9:44am On Oct 07, 2016
sonofluc1fer:


Jumpity jump jump. Now you have proof Jesus wasn't kidding. So can you come over? I have snakes I will like you to trample.


That Statement is an Idiom, Jesus was telling his disciples that they would be Victorious over any evil, Jesus didn't ask them to go and look for snakes to trample on but that he will grant them victory when they face Evil. besides the snakes and scorpions used in that statement was symbolic of anything bad or evil not that it was limited to only Snakes and Scorpions.
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by sonofluc1fer: 10:05am On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



That Statement is an Idiom, Jesus was telling his disciples that they would be Victorious over any evil, Jesus didn't ask them to go and look for snakes to trample on but that he will grant them victory when they face Evil. besides the snakes and scorpions used in that statement was symbolic of anything bad or evil not that it was limited to only Snakes and Scorpions.
Na. Sorry, that's not what I read in your Bible. Why not update and publish a New Testament? grin

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by hopefulLandlord: 10:11am On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



That Statement is an Idiom, Jesus was telling his disciples that they would be Victorious over any evil, Jesus didn't ask them to go and look for snakes to trample on but that he will grant them victory when they face Evil. besides the snakes and scorpions used in that statement was symbolic of anything bad or evil not that it was limited to only Snakes and Scorpions.

which explains why a plane crashes and all die no matter their religious affiliation

bullets doesn't differentiate between atheist and Christians/Muslims

bomb blast too is fair, doesn't matter if you have Jesus, Allah or none


abeg, no make me too laugh

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Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by waldigit: 1:22pm On Oct 07, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
1.Rapture/End time:

In Matthew 24, Jesus tells his disciples about the signs of the end time. In verse 24, he says
' Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.'

It's been 2000 years and counting . Either he got hit by an asteroid on his way back, or He's running on African time - which would be weird for a Jew.

2. Miracles:
In Luke 10:19, Jesus says ' given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you'. I have snakes and scorpions. Any Christian who is willing to test this verse should Pm me.

3. Speaking in tongues:
Let's be honest. Speaking in tongues is a sign of mental illness. 'Rababaorobo' isn't a sign of the Holy Spirit - only an adult completely brainwashed would think speaking unintelligible words like a baby somehow holds some deep spiritual meaning. Totally embarrassing.

4. Holy Communion:
The Holy Communion or Spiritual cannibalism is a tradition rooted in John 6
...said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
This sounds like some kind of weird fetish. Eat my flesh and blood to have life in you? Yuck.

5. Tithe:
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of power. A person hustles through years of education and finally lands a job, only to pay 10% of his salary free of charge to some guy who never contributed a Kobo to their education. May God have mercy on you poor souls.

One day you shall speak in tongues
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by EyeHateGod: 1:33pm On Oct 07, 2016
branhampaul:
Do You Know Why Your Still Alive?, It All Because God Wants You To Change B4 His Wrath Falls On YOU, He Is Using Individuals To Warn You, Yet You Dont Want To Change.. I Pity You..
Re: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by EyeHateGod: 1:39pm On Oct 07, 2016
blueAgent:



That Statement is an Idiom, Jesus was telling his disciples that they would be Victorious over any evil, Jesus didn't ask them to go and look for snakes to trample on but that he will grant them victory when they face Evil. besides the snakes and scorpions used in that statement was symbolic of anything bad or evil not that it was limited to only Snakes and Scorpions.
blueAgent:



You just killed your on Article.
So Jesus was right when he said the will trample on Snakes and Scorpions. since Paul was not hurt from the Snake bite.
Smh confused set of people

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