So as usual na, i was feeling bored and i decided that i wanna visit someone today, so i remembered jane my good friend, then i decided to get up from my bed then i did my morning devotion, then i brused my teeth, took my bath, combed my hair and rubbed mary kay sorry powder on my face and i wore a clean shirt and a black neat jeans, then i headed to the road to board a bus to jane house, then when i got to jane house, i knocked on the door, but she did not reply, then i opened the door, and i checked the palour, she was not there, i then went to the kitchen to check her, but she was not there, then i remembered that if she is not in the palour or in the kitchen then she must be in the other room, then i went to the other room and lo and behold she was there, infact she was playing music that she did not hear when i was knocking

what happened next was shocking, can you believe that she went to the kitchen and came back with pure water and two biscuits, o lord just two bisi kit, mehn a whole chief like me, chopping two biscuits? Well i use style style to chop it sha, and we gisted small, and did the normal praise and worship and i left

i will upload the pics when i finish chopping the biscuit

You no serious.

You fυck am?

fairlyusedpant:
So as usual na, i was feeling bored and i decided that i wanna visit someone today, so i remembered jane my good friend, then i decided to get up from my bed then i did my morning devotion, then i brused my teeth, took my bath, combed my hair and rubbed mary kay sorry powder on my face and i wore a clean shirt and a black neat jeans, then i headed to the road to board a bus to jane house, then when i got to jane house, i knocked on the door, but she did not reply, then i opened the door, and i checked the palour, she was not there, i then went to the kitchen to check her, but she was not there, then i remembered that if she is not in the palour or in the kitchen then she must be in the other room, then i went to the other room and lo and behold she was there, infact she was playing music that she did not hear when i was knocking

what happened next was shocking, can you believe that she went to the kitchen and came back with pure water and two biscuits, o lord just two bisi kit, mehn a whole chief like me, chopping two biscuits? Well i use style style to chop it sha, and we gisted small, and did the normal praise and worship and i left

i will upload the pics when i finish chopping the biscuit

Lame & wack story.. Full of ''THEN,''

OK...but...

ILoveToFuCcK:
You fυck am?

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