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Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by PoliticalThuG(op): 10:47am On Oct 24, 2016
Can You Believe My Girlfriend Cooked My Favorite Without Washing The Hand She Used To Remove Her Menstural Pad? Chai!!


I Have Been Vomiting Since Morning. I Am Very Sure Other Ladies Are Like This. Nawa Ooo
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Nobody: 10:48am On Oct 24, 2016
Just listen to yourself bro.

The food you buy in Restaurants, na man cook am abi? undecided

Just say your girlfriend is a dirty pig so we can understand
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Mustiboy(m): 10:51am On Oct 24, 2016
I love the way you lie
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Nobody: 10:57am On Oct 24, 2016
gringrin

How did you find out o?
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Nobody: 10:57am On Oct 24, 2016
Uummm.... I smell lies... cool
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by poshbaby47: 11:01am On Oct 24, 2016
You should have just captioned this topic as "WHY I WILL NEVER HAVE SENSE OR REASON WELL BEFORE POSTING"

Because your girlfriend is dirty, so all women are also dirty?
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by MackBrooklyn: 11:04am On Oct 24, 2016
[size=25pt]Me Sef No Dey Chop Cucumber Again In This Life cheesy cheesy [/size]
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Cyndyonyx(f): 11:09am On Oct 24, 2016
So your mum has a dick, or your mum doesn't cook, just say your girlfriend is dirty
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by forreelinc(m): 11:22am On Oct 24, 2016
cheesy yinmu all the food u dey chop u knw wetin the cook don use e hand do?

I catch one guy for dominos pizza dey scratch yansh


Moral of the story: never watch how food is made if you don't wanna lose your appetite
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by chris2face(m): 11:26am On Oct 24, 2016
Papikush:
Just listen to yourself bro.

The food you buy in Restaurants, na man cook am abi? undecided

Just say your girlfriend is a dirty pig so we can understand
Correct guy

Ur head dey there


Kai how did I end up here?
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Rucheen(m): 12:13pm On Oct 24, 2016
I thought you have a reason
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Presh900(m): 1:02pm On Oct 24, 2016
MackBrooklyn:
[size=25pt]Me Sef No Dey Chop Cucumber Again In This Life cheesy cheesy [/size]
unless it's beenwashed with Hypo
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Frankraj: 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2016
You are very funny , what about Yoruba girls that uses water to wash there yarch after shitting and yet people eat and buy foods prepared by them . Lol
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by dollyjoy(f): 2:32pm On Oct 24, 2016
undecided
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by MackBrooklyn: 2:39pm On Oct 24, 2016
Presh900:
unless it's beenwashed with Hypo
Yeah, and rinsed with the holy water cheesy cheesy
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by MackBrooklyn: 2:42pm On Oct 24, 2016
dollyjoy:
undecided
Wuzzup, Black And Shine kiss
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by dollyjoy(f): 2:51pm On Oct 24, 2016
MackBrooklyn:
Wuzzup, Black And Shine kiss
smileysmiley

am okay,thank youwink
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by MackBrooklyn: 2:59pm On Oct 24, 2016
dollyjoy:
smileysmiley

am okay,thank youwink
You're welcome sweet kiss


BTW, how is the day going?? kiss
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Greenbullet(m): 3:46pm On Oct 24, 2016
Frankraj:
You are very funny , what about Yoruba girls that uses water to wash there yarch after shitting and yet people eat and buy foods prepared by them . Lol
you are not mentally alright so ......

Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Nobody: 5:10pm On Oct 24, 2016
Wtf
Lmao
Even the ingredients for fried rice you eat in restaurants has been touched by mallams who piss by the roadside and don't wash their hands
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by babysophie(f): 5:32pm On Oct 24, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
Can You Believe My Girlfriend Cooked My Favorite Without Washing The Hand She Used To Remove Her Menstural Pad? Chai!!


I Have Been Vomiting Since Morning. I Am Very Sure Other Ladies Are Like This. Nawa Ooo
Is it because you saw her? Do you know how many times you have been served such food without your knowledge and you enjoyed it without vomiting ? Your girl is careless though.
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Nobody: 6:46pm On Oct 24, 2016
Thats how i overheard a girl shouting on her roommate y she used her magic bucket to wash vegetables in a girl's hostel,brethen if u see d speed i use run comot my babe room ehn,i no even wan taste d fried Rice wey she bn dey cook sef. Girls are fucking disgusting.
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by queenitee(f): 7:23pm On Oct 24, 2016
Papikush:
Just listen to yourself bro.

The food you buy in Restaurants, na man cook am abi? undecided

Just say your girlfriend is a dirty pig so we can understand
Exactly..or is that how is mum has been cooking?
He has a dirty girlfriend,period.
And he should deal with that

And how did he know she used the same hand she used to remover her menstural pad to cook without washing.Did she remove it in his presence?
How are we sure this is not a lie?
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by kuchikau: 7:30pm On Oct 24, 2016
Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by kuchikau: 7:31pm On Oct 24, 2016
Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends...
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by johnstar(m): 7:50pm On Oct 24, 2016
U knew and u ate it


Smh..... all dis small small 2go boys self wey no gt sense
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by johnstar(m): 7:55pm On Oct 24, 2016
Dis guy nvr ever post topic wey make sense for him life b4
I juz tire for all dis smal kids
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by morayo3: 8:01pm On Oct 24, 2016
Frankraj:
You are very funny , what about Yoruba girls that uses water to wash there yarch after shitting and yet people eat and buy foods prepared by them . Lol
HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR DRUGS?
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by Frankraj: 8:11pm On Oct 24, 2016
morayo3:
HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR DRUGS?
I'm tired of talking to foolsss , when girls finish your money and render you uselesss na that time igo clear you for eyes .
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by faith551(m): 8:13pm On Oct 24, 2016
Awww!! thats bad
but lemme ask oo, you've been going down on her righthuh
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by UncutSk(m): 9:31pm On Oct 24, 2016
Frankraj:
You are very funny , what about Yoruba girls that uses water to wash there yarch after shitting and yet people eat and buy foods prepared by them . Lol
dafuq lipsrsealed
Re: Why I Will Never Eat Any Food Prepared By A Lady by PoliticalThuG(op): 10:35pm On Oct 24, 2016
babysophie:
Is it because you saw her? Do you know how many times you have been served such food without your knowledge and you enjoyed it without vomiting ? Your girl is careless though.
Is This How U Ladies Do?
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