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6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 4:55pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Preparing for a date? First date? I hope you havent eaten any of these yet. 1. Cabbage: Girls love salad because it’s healthy and yummy. Telling your date you had salad at lunch may seem like a good idea because it makes you look health-conscious but you should NEVER have salad at lunch, especially not when you have a date later in the day. Your breath will smell so bad and you can be almost certain of never ever getting the opportunity of a second date. 2. Garlic: There’s no special skill required to recognize the stench of garlic. Normal humans can smell garlic from as far as 5 miles(just kidding). But seriously, garlic is notorious for invading your bloodstream and fighting it’s way through your pores. So not only should you not eat garlic prior to your date, you shouldn’t even eat it 3 days to your big day just to make sure your date doesn’t ask if you’re allergic to deodorants. 3. Peanuts: One thing we all love about peanuts is their great taste, and these bad boys are so addictive you can “OD” on them in as little as 15 minutes. No joke! Anyone can easily down 2000 calories of peanuts while watching “Young Dreams” on Zee world. But a good reason to not eat peanuts prior to a date is that your date will be so done with you after getting the stench of his life. 4. Fish: All types of fish have this smell i really can’t describe but it’s just as bad as the smell of raw eggs(eww) or maybe slightly worse. So if you just ate fish at the canteen, do yourself a favour and use a mouth wash immediately. You don’t want to chase away a potential partner with bad breath. 5. Onions: Thank goodness this list is in no particular order else i’d have had a hard time deciding if garlic or onions should come first. Another serial relationship-murderer is the onion. I learnt this has something to do the sulfur content, but whatever it is, stay away from onions if you ever want to get married. 6. Fufu: This very smelly staple has the god-given ability to make you potentially undateable. I don’t even need to write an epistle on this. You can’t be a Nigerian and not know the stench of “fufu” can wake the dead. If “fufu” is this potent, just imagine what manner of disgust it is capable of awakening in the heart of your date. Source: https://qummiesblog./2016/12/03/6-things-you-should-never-eat-prior-to-a-first-date/ 9 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Who would want to eat fufu before going on a date? That spells doom for the date.... Not only will your mouth smell, you'll also feel sleepy 4 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
kinda true 3 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by freesinzu(m): 5:11pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Who eats fufu before goin on a date 7 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by afanide: 5:12pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
ONION, FUFU AND GARLIN are very nice points BUT others to me have no business there...... Want to go into EXPORTATION BUSINESS (Bitter Kola, Ginger, Cocoa)? Check my signature below for my contact. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FREE INFORMATION, please kindly use google. 4 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
freesinzu:YOU! 10 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by yomi007k(m): 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
BEANS 16 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by freesinzu(m): 5:16pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Qummie: 1 Like |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by DLondonboiy: 5:16pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Suya... it has this yellowish smell.. 4 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 5:18pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
afanide: You should eat sardines before a date. Come back with your testimony. freesinzu: 2 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by jashar(f): 5:25pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
DLondonboiy: .... biko, describe the above How is smell be yellowish? 37 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by ever811(m): 5:57pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
story ........me and fufu...we like 5&6... 15 Likes
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Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
ever811:freesinzu 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Julietcutie(f): 6:06pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
lol 1 Like |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 6:11pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by freesinzu(m): 6:31pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by freesinzu(m): 6:34pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Qummie: 1 Like |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 9:46pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
freesinzu:Your brother na. |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by henrydadon(m): 9:52pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
who gives a fvck..eat any thing eatable abeg.. 8 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Adesiji77: 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
What about beans? |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Onions is worse than garlic in the mouth, my opinion. I think its only those with mouth odour that garlic makes their mouth smell terrible. I know of a few people who eay garlic and I love the smell of their breath. I eat garlic in most of my food, cooked tho. I hail people who eat it raw. Can't deal abeg. 2 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Bigajeff(m): 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Ga what? Garlic! divine mouth odour 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by maverickdude(m): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Make we kuku no eat again cos of date 3 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by jeeqaa7(m): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
egg and yorghurt should be #1 |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Kyllahmc(m): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Na to kuku starve be that... |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by beautiful232(f): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
for what?? even if na president I wan go see, I go still eat my fufu 3 Likes |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Ill eat whatever the fùck I want 1 Like |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by freesinzu(m): 9:55pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Qummie:Are u m or f 1 Like |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by okhiai1(m): 9:56pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
fufu ke way i still chop before I go toast current bae about 12 wraps iya ko yo standard |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by KingEbukasBlog(m): 9:58pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
So its all about preventing bad breath ... got it ! |
Re: 6 Things You Should Never Eat Prior To A First Date. by Okworigeorge(m): 9:58pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
I'm just here to check at beas dp...maybe I go see d 1 wer me wit her go go on dat date. DLondonboiy:but wait o 3 Likes
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