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Satire! Satire! Satire! Please and thank you!

1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy starts toasting you.


https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/best-wife_o5hnms.jpg

You have to tender your CV and Cover letter to his mother!

Source: Zikoko.com

2. Run to greet his mother in her house everyday like:

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477474547/kneel-down-theresa-may_caebgc.jpg

No need to bath sef, just carry yourself there.

Hail the beautiful QUEEN....




Cc smellinganus

what kind of fuckery is this

Hi Mimzyy

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TrapQueen77:




Hail the beautiful QUEEN....




Cc smellinganus

Present Boo...

SmellingAnus:
Present Boo...

She deleted what she wrote

3. Don’t forget to greet his siblings, uncles, aunts, neighbours, cousins, friends….. you get the gist!

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1473261260/Beyonce_cj5hpu.jpg

Including the house girl and gateman.

4. You must call your mother-in-law ‘mommy’, nothing else!

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1473934015/tracee_l2cdu6.jpg

Because she has blessed you with her son. She is a God to you!

5. Don’t make the mistake of calling his siblings by name! Even his 5 year old sibling is OLDER THAN YOU!

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477414898/excuse-me_v210wl.jpg

If you don’t want her to slap you, respect yourself.

6. If you have any sense, go and do your mother-in-law’s laundry every weekend.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477475955/wash-clothes_txv1eh.jpg

Let her know washing is your hobby.

The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19 (f ): 7:00am 1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy starts toasting you. You have to tender your CV and Cover letter to his mother..... Source: http://zikoko.com/list/the-step-by-step- guide-to-being-the-perfect-daughter-in-law/


Who's the plagiarist here ? or perhaps you both...?

7. If you don’t know how to cook, my dear, don’t bother with her son.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477476368/have-you-eaten_xrzzxb.jpg

The only thing you’re allowed to ask her when she visits.

8. Study and understand the movement of her eyes.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472396049/mhitiin7xhdu2coubnaf.jpg

She’s only trying to give you the home training you lack.

9. You have to add ‘Jesus is Lord’ after every sentence, so she knows it’s real.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325176/buscexmcpngxttnzrtva.jpg

Let her know you are the mother of all prayer warriors!

10. When she visits you, make sure she always sees you with a broom.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477477486/cleaning-housekeeping_bt7b96.png

You can’t come and keep her precious son in a dirty house!

11. When she’s abusing you and your whole generation, keep shut!

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1475065680/IMG_0283_eapp3d.jpg

She’s talking, you’re talking. No home training!

Rotflmbfao



Mimzzy
Your sarcasm is awesome


Dayuum

12. Don’t ask your husband for money when she’s around.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477478042/patience-dont_kill_im_asjrsf.jpg

Don’t come and kill her son for her. You too go and born your own!

You defo get choco.

13. You must get pregnant on the night of your wedding.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477478176/Madea-4_aaz9do.jpg

“After 2 days and you’re not pregnant?”

Mimzyy:
4. You must call your mother-in-law ‘mommy’, nothing else!

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1473934015/tracee_l2cdu6.jpg

Because she has blessed you with her son. She is a God to you!

She is not and will never be a god to me. My parents blessed his son with a wife. so who is the god here?

Mimzyy:
5. Don’t make the mistake of calling his siblings by name! Even his 5 year old sibling is OLDER THAN YOU!

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477414898/excuse-me_v210wl.jpg

If you don’t want her to slap you, respect yourself.

His siblings are meant to call me "Aunty" especially if he is the first born.

14. If your first child is not a boy, it’s your fault.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472396061/beg-suit-.jpg

Just carry your unfortunate self to beg for her forgiveness o!

TrapQueen77:
She deleted what she wrote

what did she write

15. If your mother-in-law lives in your area, you must send her food to her morning, noon and night.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477479292/starving_w6fgye.jpg

Do you now want to kill her ni?

16. If there’s a family event, you are the official caterer.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477479570/caterer-official_ixhi37.jpg


What else are you doing with your life?

17. Don’t forget to thank your mother-in-law for giving birth to your husband for you.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1477479855/thank-you_abacqq.jpg

” It is an honor and privilege to marry your son!”

18. And if her son cheats on you because you’re not wife enough, you used your own hand to cause it.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1474967170/IMG_5305_nmk7rq.jpg

Again, run to her for forgiveness.

thorpido:
Hi Mimzy.y

Morning Uncle T.

TrapQueen77:
She deleted what she wrote

Lol. Something came up that i had to quickly attend to before posting.

Morning Bae.