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Wilgrea7:
guy... face Allah na.. or ogun or sango... abeg... i want them to feel your "power". u can start in the Islam section... success in advance

Nelson21:
Religion : (1) The belief in and worship of a supernatural controlling power, especially a personal god or gods.
(2) A particular system of faith and worship
(3)Any practice to which someone or some group is seriously devoted.


So ,what exactly do you mean when you say Christianity is "NOT" a religion.

plaetton:

I am missing something here ?

" Religion is for fools" .
"I am a Christian ".

That makes me a ......



I am speechless.

Gboyee4fun:
Mr dictionary, Christianity is not a religion..simple..A real christian that understand the scripture deeply is a god himself.

Nelson21:
Ok Mr god
rule yourself.

joseph1832ng:
And I already told you, denial is welcomed.

Lennycool:
Atleast he doesn't advocate rape slavery incest and genocide. What kind of all knowing God says don't have sex till marriage. But doesn't condemn owning another human being as property? How is premarital sex worse than slavery?

Beamborla:
Go have some beer and maybe some bimbo to release fluid with 'ah' with.

Smallville10:
hahahahahahaha. See dis one... Then u have not tasted yoruba party rice...

4everGod1:
well the only pushing I do with it is when I sit on my white throne in my toilet and push it out...I feel so relieved when he pops out and gets flushed.

joseph1832ng:
I'm of the opinion I'm talking with a 'babe' willing to let me discharge fluid with 'ah' on her face.

afterall, your name is 'bimbo-la'.

Beamborla:
I believe I'm not the only babe you've been talking with

Touché! Nevertheless, mine starts with a capital letter B

joseph1832ng:
I talk with babes everyday, offline and online. You don't expect me to start counting now, do you?

Don't you think that makes you the first Bimbo-la?

Have fun gurl.

otemanuduno:
When u tackle the chief of the devils, the rest of them have no choice than to submit. I have taken the bull by the horn and all gods have submitted. May the ALMIGHTY GOD make this known to all soonest.

Wilgrea7:


taken down indeed
if you're trying to take down almighty God AKA Yahweh then i must admit... you really suck at it. I'm sure he doesn't notice you. try another strategy bro.. like killing one of the top pastors... that's a simpler challenge... once u kill them spiritually, they'll lose power... they will tremble... all will notice your burial.... i mean... power

Beamborla:
Hell no! The list would be endless... I can't willingly punish myself. My point however, is the fact that the 'babe' is not me.


Mr, my name is Bimbola better still, Abimbola. Stop spoiling my name


I sleep at night
Bye bye

otemanuduno:
Funny stuff. Yahweh the bastard son of the ALMIGHTY GOD wouldn't face me to say all these because he knows how powerful I am in the spiritual realm. I Otem, ordained to set humans free from the slavery of the mind, have overcome Yahweh(Satan) and his angels and no power can stop ME. Though you may rant and chant, I have been given the power and your chants and rants cannot take it away. May the LIGHT OF GOD ALMIGHTY set you free from the bondage of Yahweh(Satan).

Reiyvinn:
I know there are lots of Pastafarians out here in Nairaland: mazaje qstar nihilist apatheist and all.

Yesterday was a great day fellowshiping at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We had a nice time getting touched by His Noodly Apendage.

Lets meet here Pastafarians, don't be afraid to practice your faith.

The Sauced One, through Aunty Dee Dee, has made it known that we would be despiced, ridiculed and persecuted for our faith but fear not.

False Chefs, as prophesied by Sweet Marinara, have arisen in these last days and are leading people astray with their false recipies.

I'm a proud Pastafarian, those who are should join me here let's save lives!

Wilgrea7:
you've not proved your power to me na... and there's a difference between being powerless and not noticing u.. Yahweh is still very powerful... in fact, the most powerful in the spiritual and physical realm... don't you know the spiritual controls the physical?? if so then why can't ur claimed defeat manifest physically? I'm sure the angels are laughing their ass of at u right now

otemanuduno:
lol... In the spiritual realm, Yahweh is already caged. That's why you see the rapid rate of people losing their religion or doubting Satan(yahweh) as God Almighty recently. Check back in ten years time and you'll be shocked how things would look like for Yahweh your god.

Smallville10:
Ok, tell me what's going on here is a joke... I ate spaghetti yesternight and now i'm waking up to seeing somebody worship spaghetti.

Wait which do u worship actually, is it Fresh boiled Spaghetti or Spaghetti jollof or Spaghetti with tomato sauce...

Doctoralien, 4everGod, promise10, RabbiRabbi, winner01, Kingebukasblog, gboyee4fun, pidggin come and see some people worshipping spahgetti and macaroni and indomie noodles

Wilgrea7:
nah man... there are still people converting.
there are still miracles... people still feel the power of Yahweh... maybe your spiritual realm is different from that of the rest of the world

Deicide:
Abeg make wuna carry wuna flirting comot for here... You are Defiling FSM temple

hopefullandlurd:
we believe in the one true God FSM, he made the heavens and earth, created you and I

FSM: Flying Spaghetti Monster

the one true God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Pastafarianism is the one true religion
if you become a Pastafarian, you'll be entitled to a beer volcano and stripper factory in afterlife;
compare that to the 2 other lesser gods

1 Yahweh promises "eternal bliss" and you'll be singing forever in the mansion a carpenter builds for you, a mansion without sex *spits*

2 Allah promises 72 Virgins which look good on the surface but deeper look shows that strippers are much better than virgins when it comes to sex and you can order virgin strippers from your factory if you want extra tightness

accept FSM into your life today, there's enough beer volcanoes and stripper factories to go round

Wilgrea7:
nah man... there are still people converting.
there are still miracles... people still feel the power of Yahweh... maybe your spiritual realm is different from that of the rest of the world

promise10:
that's how frustrating they can be!

some have even gone ahead starting ATHEISTIC CHURCHES, and that is not even helping them too. They are dying like mad . only 2% of the world!

otemanuduno:
You don't understand the things of the Spirit. People are getting their brains back rapidly. It's a matter of time, the kingdom of Satan shall be totally destroyed.

Smallville10:
that is why i said u are here for confusion... U say we serve satan but in real fact, u are actually d satan worshipper... What do u hop to bring from dis... God is watchin u and might cut ur life short. Be warned again

Smallville10:
that is why i said u are here for confusion... U say we serve satan but in real fact, u are actually d satan worshipper... What do u hop to bring from dis... God is watchin u and might cut ur life short. Be warned again

otemanuduno:
I know very well whom you serve. You have been blinded by the fear of Satan such that you won't know that Satan is your god, even though you are being shown evidences from your own very book. Anyway, the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH is majorly for future people(who shall exist 500years away from now, when to your kind their own time wouldn't exist because your rapture would have happened).

Beamborla:
Back up your claim with a verse or verses from the NT

Wilgrea7:
have u heard of something called satanism? so who heads that one