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Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:28am On Nov 04, 2016 |
DoctorAlien: I am indulging them in their mockery. FSM --- Flopping spiritual Monkey |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:30am On Nov 04, 2016 |
DoctorAlien:i just dey enjoy the show of foolishness |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:31am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: Ahhh the wafer and the wine....Such spiritual satisfaction....Something the FSM is yet to do a copy of as the Plagiarism Noodle it is. Oh wait is that waste water you pour away after boiling the FSM its blood? if so the thing don full my septic tank. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:32am On Nov 04, 2016 |
our FSM prayer say with me guys Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by DoctorAlien(m): 8:34am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:Hehe Yea, they make a perfect joke whenever you want to laugh at one. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 8:35am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Pastafarians do not practice such rituals as ur people do. Oh,And why do you talk so much about FSM if u think he doesn't exist? You know he exists. Stop denying him. Just open ur heart and accept him. He loves you. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:35am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: All ye FSMers oya repeat after your high priest on FSMism hopefullandlord aka pastafarian.... All I see in your creed is FOOD.....man must wack afterall. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:35am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Hail Marinara . Hail Marinara, . Full of Spice, . The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee. . Tasty art thou amongst sauces, . and blessed is the fruit of thy jar, tomatoes (although fools believe they are vegetables) . Holy Marinara, . Chief Amongst Toppings, . Save a plate for us now, . and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind. . RAmen. 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:36am On Nov 04, 2016 |
DoctorAlien: My brother today is friday so I needed this distraction...Tense week so enjoying this comedy moment is perfect for me. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by TomHagen: 8:38am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Funny thread! |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:38am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: Who did you hear or see who talks about FSM besides you guys...For the rest of the world especially the Italians Spaghetti is food and hey an italian restaurant may just begin a new menu...FLYING SPAGHETTI BOLONAISE. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:40am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: yeah, they're angry at FSM probably because they all went through disappointments and then started wishing him away you can see from their replies that they're angry at him why are they here? to debate something that doesn't exist? but there's nothing they can do, he exists whether they believe it or not their lack of belief doesn't change anything 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by DoctorAlien(m): 8:40am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1: Hahaha Yea, that's not bad. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 8:46am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: This is a joke, right? |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 8:46am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:Now that is just a little evidence that shows that there are pastafarians all over the world.Your denial won't change a thing. 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:47am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla: Yes its a joke...Their attempt at Mocking God. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:49am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: Denying? who is denying? certainly not me....My toilet cannot deny, my dog cannot deny, my septic tank cannot deny so yes there are a few pastafarians in the world....Hope those I just listed top your list. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:50am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Beamborla:joke? how dare you call a serious prayer meant to endear humans with the creator of all a joke by virtue of your saying this, you have put your name in fsm's book of death; he can strike you dead we can only intercede on your behalf now so that FSM would give you the grace, so you can accept his holy noodliness into your life may FSM have mercy on your soul R'Amen 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 8:52am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd:Yeah on last day we don't get to boil eternally in giant vats of spicy hot sauce.It's their lot. I really hope it gets in their eyes alot.Since they refuse to acknowledge FSMs influence on everyday life. Ridiculous unbelievers. 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:54am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: Does FSM have a son named Indomie noodles? I hear it does.....How true is this? |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 8:56am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1: FSM created the heavens, the earth and everything in them that answers your question if you have any more questions, kindly ask |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 8:57am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd:Oh my FSM! Bro,I said this prayer 20 times at intervals of 5mins and guess what? A wind blew and my sweat disappeared! I'm speechless! Praise the Ramen! 2 Likes |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 8:58am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:Whether its true or not doesn't matter.All that matters is that you BELIEVE. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 8:59am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: Naaa I'll pass with the questions. Its delusional talking with my Food. Besides I think FSM is confusing his meatballs with the universe. ... |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:00am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:Pastafarianism is limited to humans.Common sense would tell you that. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: we can only spread this gospel, keep preaching to them, telling them the message of Love FSM sent us to I know its difficult for them because there are principalities and powers like Yahweh and other lesser gods known as "Impasta" in the holy book let's pray that FSM opens their eyes I was once like them, fighting and rejecting my creator let's not give up on their soul may FSM continue to give us the strength to keep up this good work R'Amen 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:02am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd: Oh yes eat more spaghetti so strenght will be your portion...Hey while at it make sure you ride the pink unicorn to the store to pick up the next supply of FSMs. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:02am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd:R'amen brother. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by otemanuduno: 9:02am On Nov 04, 2016 |
lastmessenger:I AM THE SON OF TRUTH AND I SPEAK THE TRUTH ALWAYS. yahweh(satan) is the deceiver here and the whole world knows this. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by 4everGod1: 9:04am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Audray: Oh so Pastafarinism is limited to People? I thought FSM was an alien? I guess you did not get the memo. Ask your high priest. |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 9:04am On Nov 04, 2016 |
hopefullandlurd:Sorry! It looks like the incantations of a farmished stomach to me. Quick kwesion, why does your prayer lack originality? I can see the Christian's Lord's prayer being adulterated here 1 Like |
Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Audray(f): 9:05am On Nov 04, 2016 |
4everGod1:The pink sparkly unicorn is but a messenger.One of the many that will ride upon the earth on the last day s. |
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