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| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 9:15am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Lennycool:Yes, it is part of the Bible but that was before salvation was brought to man kind. Everything changed after he used his blood to wipe them all away and established a new life for us. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Wilgrea7(m): 9:31am On Nov 05, 2016 |
otemanuduno:as for satanism.... u really don't know about it.. they aren't there to scare christians.. they are just in support of their father Satan.. if u need more info on satanism u can google it or ask satanists on nl miracle isn't just that one that the preacher does with abacadabra.. I'm talking about extraordinary things that happen outside the church.. in the absence of any pastor or preacher |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 9:32am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:Good Good are Homosexuals saved t0? since jesus didn't condemn it.... |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 9:41am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Deicide:He did. Part of the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 9:44am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:Ask yourself why God would change his ways. Isn't he supposed to be unchanging. And also if you say we know longer abide by the old testament laws. Then remember that the ten commandments were given in the old testament. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 10:16am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:Sodom & Gomorrah is the OT Now I'll ask again is Homosexuality a Sin? since jesus did not condem it?
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| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 10:17am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Lennycool:The commandments was renewed by Jesus in the NT... |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 10:23am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Deicide:Jesus was not referring to homosexual, he was actually referring to those who are sterile or castrated. Haba! |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by otemanuduno: 10:35am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Wilgrea7:Satanism is so ordinary guy.... no power is in it. As for miracle happening outside the church, that's happening as a result of one of the powers of the UNIVERSE and NATURE. IT IS CALLED THE "POWER OF COINCIDENCE" this power doesn't want to know whether you belong to any religion or not before it manifests. It also occurred naturally and automatically in my life the same day I quit religion. I have four major problems all through my stay in religion, but as soon as I found the truth, the four problems vanished. Everyday, the power of coincidence continues to manifest In my life. Same food people eat and purged, only me didn't purge. Same mistake some people do and get sacked from my place of work, as for me, I was favoured and the work owner didn't complain a bit about it, but I adjusted after, but not sacked. That's the power of coincidence, inherent in everyone but can be made more frequent by daily meditations: Jasheb 5: 7-13 7. And Chimides said, Knoliud has said that our power lies in three things--the spoken word, the written word and meditation. 8. Therefore I shall advise you O! Jasheb to write down every thing you saw in your meditation. 9. Who knows if Urim shall breathe on it one day such that it would save this world or the world to come from their excessive fear of Nymphidis. 10. When Chimides had said this, I asked him to explain further. 11. Then he said, the spoken word is propelled by the power of coincidence. 12. When you speak a word, positive or negative, chances are that it would come to pass. 13. But in speaking a word about the future, apply the conscious parts of your brain--the parts which connects with all the sense organs on your head. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 10:46am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:Jesus refers to "eunuchs who have been so from birth." This terminology ("born eunuchs" was used in the ancient world to refer to homosexual men. Jesus indicates that being a "born eunuch" is a gift from God.Here Jesus identifies three classes of men who should not marry women. Taking his categories in reverse order, first, there are those who have made themselves “eunuchs” for the kingdom of heaven, i.e., those who foreswear marriage to better serve God. Second, he mentions those who have been “made eunuchs by others,” an apparent reference to castrated males. But Jesus mentions a third category — eunuchs who were born that way. Some might argue that Jesus was referring to males born without testicles, but this would be extremely rare. Moreover, this interpretation ignores how the term “born eunuchs” was used in other literature of the time. So now I'll ask again Is Homosexuality a Sin? |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 11:12am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Deicide:Thing is no matter how it is presented, you will always see what you want to see. You agreed that the two other categories refer to those who have sworn to stay celibate and the other to those who have been castrated but those born eununch can only be referring to homosexuals. Then we can say those made eunuch by men are those forced into being gay and those who have sworn to stay celibate are those who do not want to get married or have anything to do with a woman because of the drama attached to them which can hinder them spiritually but preffers the company of men since they are not known with drama. Anyone can twist the Bible to suit him or herself. It is a sin my brother. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 11:14am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:Good Why? if you are not under the law why should it be a sin remember do not engage in homosexuality is not part of the 10 commandments |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 11:22am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Deicide:It is a sin because God detest it. Because it's not part of the 10 commandments does not mean it's not a sin. Incest is not part of the ten commandments and I don't think you'd encourage people to indulge in it. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 11:24am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:What of the other 616 commandments in the Bible you Christians Ignore? |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 11:32am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Deicide:That's individual struggle. Even the popular 10 have not been fully obeyed...Christianity is not the problem, Christianity is perfect it's we humans who have the problem. If everyone better still, Christians choose to obey God 100%, the world would definitely be a better place. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 11:38am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:When it comes to the other commandments you Christians don't follow it's individual struggle but homosexuality is not I think am smelling hypocrisy here |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 11:58am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Deicide:Do not twist my words, boo You asked if it is a sin, and I replied that it is. You asked of other commandments that are not being obeyed and I told you it's an individual struggle. And I went ahead to point it as one of the flaws of we Christians today...I even made it clear that the popular 10 are not being obeyed to latter Because they are not being obeyed does not mean we are not expected to obey them or that God would lower his standard. They all are individual struggle. It's a personal thing... God has made his stand clear to us in everything. I'm of the opinion that no law should be made for or against homosexuals. No attention whatsoever should be given to them by the government. Religious institutions should however preach against it the same way they preach against all other ill behaviors condemned by the Bible. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Nobody: 1:02pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
Deicide:Jesus never said anything about homosexuality. So is that now acceptable to Christians? |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by EyeHateGod: 1:16pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
Beamborla:Hmm liberal Christian, That's rare |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by raphieMontella: 3:15pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
Wilgrea7:sataniism is soo fake! This year....a feast/catholic tradition about mary was done in august..the best the satanists could do was just desecrate a statue of mary.. And you call that meaningful? |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 4:51pm On Nov 05, 2016*. Modified: 5:43pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
raphieMontella:Satanism is better than Christianity... |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by hopefuLandlurde: 5:07pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
how did a thread about the one true God (FSM) descend to talking about lesser gods like Yahweh and Satan? let's not let FSM get angry guys |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Deicide: 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
hopefuLandlurde:Don't mind this impastas |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 6:15pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
EyeHateGod:How is it rare? That is what it should be. I don't see how it's the concern of the government what two adults choose to do with their anus or whom they choose to love so long it's not posing threat to another person. It's a moral issue which does not fall under the same offence as theft and murder. The government have no concern at all in it. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Beamborla(f): 7:10pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
Lennycool:He did condem homosexuality. One of the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. — 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine. — 1 Timothy 1:9-10 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. (Another version called it degradeable pleasure) Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error. Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done.— Romans 1:26-28 Leviticus 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination." Leviticus 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them." 1Corinthians 6:17-20 But whoever is united with the Lord is one with him in spirit. 18 Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body. 19 Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by FSMs: 7:43pm On Nov 07, 2016*. Modified: 1:52pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
Impastas Have derailed This thread may FSM Forgive Them.. |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Pastafarian: 7:55am On Nov 11, 2016 |
Ahmed99:Carnal mind can't understand, you need the holy sauce in you |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Ahmed99: 8:44am On Nov 12, 2016 |
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| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Pastafarian: 10:05am On Nov 12, 2016 |
Ahmed99:when you're on your own, shut the door and pray to FSM to reveal himself to you and give you that holy sauce necessary to understand what we're saying I was once like you, so I understand what you're going through right now we are here to tell you the word, its up to you to seek him diligently may he answer your prayers as you pray to him R'Amen |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by omowumeee(f): 2:39pm On Nov 12, 2016 |
hopefuLandlurde:I was wondering the same... To all worshippers of lesser gods on this thread, Salvation is found in no one else, Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your soul and y'all shall forever be free! |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by Pastafarian: 3:10am On Nov 25, 2016 |
omowumeee:R'Amen |
| Re: Pastafarians, Let's Meet Here by MrCork: 5:36am On Nov 27, 2016 |
Audray:.Audray....we reassert you ha a l lesssssbian but you are goin to helll...you not Christian..... proooof to us you no longer a lesssssbian by mating with me so god can for give u.. deal? ![]() |
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was used in the ancient world to refer to homosexual men. Jesus indicates that being a "born eunuch" is a gift from God.
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