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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freecocoa(f): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016

Specialbaby:
You don't believe in the second coming of Jesus??

As if there was a first coming to start with, abegi. tongue

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Generalyemi(m): 10:19am On Nov 06, 2016

this Op is either Lord's chosen or deeper life..rubbish

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:21am On Nov 06, 2016

Halleluyah
Hossanah
Iyeeeeeeeeee
ogoooooooo

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by lonelydora: 10:22am On Nov 06, 2016

Perfume kwa? Na waooo. Na to join Deeper Life be that nah.

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by oglalasioux(m): 10:23am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

With everything you listed up there you've assured us no Jesus is coming anywhere anytime.

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by gab19: 10:23am On Nov 06, 2016

freecocoa:
Jesus has been coming soon since the days of john the Baptist and up till now he isn't here, abeg where is he coming from? Is he trekking ni? Even if he is, him suppose don reach by now.

OP abeg make we hear word, if jesus try come this earth eh, wetin him eye go see, him mouth no go fit talk am, he better remain where he is, for his own good.

madam u get mind oo

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by EyeHateGod: 10:24am On Nov 06, 2016

ojimbo:
One thing that makes me feel Atheism is the right part is the picture below

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SerialDigits(m): 10:24am On Nov 06, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
Coman repent me na

Jesus is coming soon, my great grandfather died waiting.......
Jesus is coming soon, my grandfather died serving and waiting as a Reverend.........

Issorait. I'll be here waiting for Him

well,it's ur turn now....

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:25am On Nov 06, 2016

SerialDigits:
well,it's ur turn now....

Hahaha. Not my turn sir. I still have people before me cheesy

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 10:25am On Nov 06, 2016

Yeah jesus is definitely coming
On his magical flying horse!! grin

And aaall eyes would see him
On a spherical earth shocked

Woooow
He should dress modern we don't wear robes and sandals anymore. I don't know if there's any christian that is his PA that can inform him
Plus he's not Caucasian like he's protrayed in the media so you'll be in for a surprise grin

Lol jesus Christ is just like the king Arthur legend
King Arthur is supposed to be reincarnated
Jesus is coming on his flying horse
Even king Arthur has more of a grip on reality

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Smellymouth: 10:25am On Nov 06, 2016

Revelation 16:15 "Look, I come like a thief!!"

[img]http://i./26FPxFeuN8UA7nqGQ.gif[/img]

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SerialDigits(m): 10:26am On Nov 06, 2016

oglalasioux:
With everything you listed up there you've assured us no Jesus is coming anywhere anytime.

it could be the truth,d rate at which playstore updates bibles nw...no b small thing grin

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:26am On Nov 06, 2016

cocoberry:
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Voy(m): 10:27am On Nov 06, 2016

hahn:
Do you even know the meaning of "soon"?

soon means anoda 1second of Ur life; d next might be too late!

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:27am On Nov 06, 2016

Smellymouth:
Revelation 16:15 "Look, I come like a thief!!"

[img]http://i./26FPxFeuN8UA7nqGQ.gif[/img]

hahahahahaha. That gif got me cheesy

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Lordave: 10:28am On Nov 06, 2016

freecocoa:
As if there was a first coming to start with, abegi.

The OP even listed perfume users as sinners.
The ignorant man forgot that even Jesus wore a perfume. An expensive perfume that should have been sold to use us the proceeds and help the poor was wasted on Jesus' feet.

Some nonsense shouldn't be allowed on Nairaland.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SerialDigits(m): 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
Hahaha. Not my turn sir. I still have people before me

meanwhile, help urself...at least, let him catch u doing something...

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by adellam16(f): 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

have u repented? U repent first n save ur self!

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016

calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you

LMAO but one of them was bi tho grin

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 10:31am On Nov 06, 2016

unclezuma:

thank you they have no idea of what they are worshipping

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by africanusvu(m): 10:32am On Nov 06, 2016

OP.U 4gt those who bath wit water.those who use soap to bath and wash.those who sweep them rooms

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freethinker01: 10:32am On Nov 06, 2016

freecocoa:
As if there was a first coming to start with, abegi.

Lol... Jesus existed tho but almost everything said and told about him were lies n propaganda... Anyone that thinks he's coming back needs to get his/her brain checked.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Mzyouzee1(f): 10:32am On Nov 06, 2016

Sigh! Dis is pathetic! Y r christians doing dis to themselves? Dat is how Oyedepo said his new school fees of 600k was a direct other from God and if u doubt it u will go to hell! Bhet y? wHy? You pple shld allow me do my tins in peace oooo....let me drink my garri and worry about oda tins....

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by recievesense: 10:33am On Nov 06, 2016

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by hahn(m): 10:35am On Nov 06, 2016

SalomonKane:
Mr Hahn. Soon might be a billion years from now, you know.

Lol.

That would only make sense to deluded fellows

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by happney65: 10:35am On Nov 06, 2016

Lordave:
What manner of fúckery is this?

Jesus is coming soon, I heard that in 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2016,and I will keep hearing it even during World Cups, Euros and Olympics in 2094 and 2096.

The white man that sold that fallacy to you has moved on from that manner of fraud to another, yet you have chosen to remain unredeemed.
The next fraud Africans will fall to will wipe off their existence.

A real Fuckery it is my broda..Fuckery Nla...Jesus is coming,Allah will destroy the Earth..Etc...Which manner of stupid Fuckery is that?Hunnnnnn...how I wish my homie omolola15

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:36am On Nov 06, 2016

jonbellion:
thank you they have no idea of what they are worshipping

https://i.imgur.com/XUTlBxT.gif

My brother if I talk dem go call me ekwensu...so onu pimm!!!

Besides, the way Nigerians are going about Christianity...I bet you the Anti-Christ will be a Nigerian

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by anthony533(m): 10:36am On Nov 06, 2016

I dont think Jesus is coming in this economic recession

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by hahn(m): 10:37am On Nov 06, 2016

Voy:
soon means anoda 1second of Ur life; d next might be too late!

It has been 2000 years already. If Jesus was supposed to catch a business appointment no one would take him seriously.

undecided

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by chimauga(m): 10:39am On Nov 06, 2016

Fuuul

[quote author=calliope

post=50806817]Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you grin

[/quote]

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Ayoguy(m): 10:40am On Nov 06, 2016

Mr Repenter, where in the Bible was going to church on weekdays mentioned or that going on sundays alone is a sin.. Yu are one those making christianity look like a joke!!

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