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Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by chris6flash: 4:20pm On Nov 05, 2016
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by calliope(f): 10:11am On Nov 06, 2016
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you grin

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by TVTKOKO(m): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2016
With all those things u typed up there, then heaven would be dry, empty and boring as shiit! angry angry angry angry
Imagine even using perfume undecided undecided... Then tell me what that woman used in cleaning Jesus feet

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by RyanMontana: 10:12am On Nov 06, 2016
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falsehood!!, . None of these were mentioned in he bible or by Jesus or God


WTF IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by dollaflow(m): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2016
ok
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Popogri: 10:13am On Nov 06, 2016
You won't see him too!

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SalomonKane: 10:13am On Nov 06, 2016
I've been hearing this for the past years, and guess what, Jesus hasn't come.

Dude, sorry to burst your bubble, Jesus isn't coming.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 06, 2016
Coman repent me na

Jesus is coming soon, my great grandfather died waiting.......
Jesus is coming soon, my grandfather died serving and waiting as a Reverend.........

Issorait. I'll be here waiting for Him

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by twheeny(f): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016
Am waiting for him happily

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Enouwem(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him

Ayam not understanding

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freecocoa(f): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016
Jesus has been coming soon since the days of john the Baptist and up till now he isn't here, abeg where is he coming from? Is he trekking ni? Even if he is, him suppose don reach by now.

OP abeg make we hear word, if jesus try come this earth eh, wetin him eye go see, him mouth no go fit talk am, he better remain where he is, for his own good.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by hahn(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016
Do you even know the meaning of "soon"? undecided

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by slimthugchimee(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016
everything listed above....then most christians wont see him

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016
Has Jesus himself repented from his lies before telling me to repent He has been lying from centuries to centuries that he is coming soon yet nobody see am. No be only repent, na revive. No go find better team stake money put whether u fit win millions for bet9ja, dey preach about Jesus wey Israelites sef no believe say he dey come

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by falconey(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016
how would Jesus live on earth without doing the aforementioned?

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ednut1(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016
He is not coming anywhere. We will meet him for judgement when we die. If he comes again.dey powera dat be go re kill am

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by livingg(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016
......tomorrow may be too late

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SalomonKane: 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016
hahn:
Do you even know the meaning of "soon"? undecided
Mr Hahn. Soon might be a billion years from now, you know. grin
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Blaqsmith(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016
This is why many atheists see religion as a mental and psychological ailment that robs the mind and leaves the body weak, thereby leaving gulf of space for exploitation by con artistes who masquerade as God's spokespersons.

@OP, please see a good psychiatrist for mental check-ups. No disrespect.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by solva: 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016
op believe me, u wont see him urself

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freecocoa(f): 10:16am On Nov 06, 2016
Lmao, from your list, no one will see him be that. grin grin

Perfume wearers too, jesus must really love body odor.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Elnino4ladies: 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016
This is hillarious......lol

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Lordave: 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016
What manner of fúckery is this?

Jesus is coming soon, I heard that in 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2016,and I will keep hearing it even during World Cups, Euros and Olympics in 2094 and 2096.


The white man that sold that fallacy to you has moved on from that manner of fraud to another, yet you have chosen to remain unredeemed.
The next fraud Africans will fall to will wipe off their existence.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ojimbo(m): 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016
One thing that makes me feel Atheism is the right part is the picture below

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Specialbaby(f): 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016
freecocoa:
Jesus has been coming soon since the days of john the Baptist and up till now he isn't here, abeg where is he coming from? Is he trekking ni? Even if he is, him suppose don reach by now.

OP abeg make we hear word, if jesus try come this earth eh, wetin him eye go see, him mouth no go fit talk am, he better remain where he is, for his own good.
You don't believe in the second coming of Jesus??

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by cocoberry(f): 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016
cry[i]Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him[ cry
Haba Jesus too for no go meet God for heaven, can u now explain this... Mark 14:3
While He was in Bethany at the home of Simon the leper, and reclining at the table, there came a woman with an alabaster vial of very costly perfume of pure nard; and she broke the vial and poured it over His head.

Matthew 26:12
"For when she poured this perfume on My body, she did it to prepare Me for burial.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by RyanMontana: 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.



I don't know if all these were mentioned in the bible or Jesus but we'll try to repent.

but please don't easily go to conclusion. Say things that God or Jesus himself said and not what you made up. I only believe what I read from the old bible cos the new testament is somehow contradictory.
and one of the major problem of religion is manipulation.

May the Good Lord be with Us all

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by sample042(m): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016
NA TODAY...

PERHAPS TONYT, SHEY?

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by EyeHateGod: 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016
Keep deceiving Ya Self.. E don tay way Jonh the Baptist don day Shout Prepare for The kingdom of God[Yahweh] is at Hand 2 thousand years Later we still day Wait Even though E no Concern We Africans Just like we day wait for Oduduwa to return grin My people Wake up...

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by LecciGucci: 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016
Nawao
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by holatin(m): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016
k we dey wait but until he arrive, make I dey try make money for my incoming family.

shalom

but wait which source of transport will he be coming with ?

hold up dey oshodi
and
train expensive

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