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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by RitzyPrince(m): 10:40am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. No point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought, everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. sad

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Vaxt(m): 10:40am On Nov 06, 2016

Enouwem:
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him

Ayam not understanding

no mind am na the person wey put d topic 4 FP need brain cleansing

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by brostheo(m): 10:41am On Nov 06, 2016

My grand dad told my dad the same thing,my dad told me the same thing.Now I'll soon tell my son the same thing. When exactly is your Jesus coming?

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:41am On Nov 06, 2016

SerialDigits:
meanwhile, help urself...at least, let him catch u doing something...

Bread and beer? What a combination..... I prefer whiskey and biscuit. Lol

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SalomonKane: 10:42am On Nov 06, 2016

hahn:
Lol.

That would only make sense to deluded fellows

LOL.

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by calliope(f): 10:42am On Nov 06, 2016*

chimauga:
Fuuul

E pain em

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:42am On Nov 06, 2016

brostheo:
My grand dad told my dad the same thing,my dad told me the same thing.Now I'll soon tell my son the same thing. When exactly is your Jesus coming?

Soon. Very soon cheesy

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by FunkyMetahuman: 10:43am On Nov 06, 2016

So many fuckery in one post

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 10:43am On Nov 06, 2016

It's better the guy shouldn't even come atall cuz the nigga has bleeped up real time

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by cocoberry(f): 10:45am On Nov 06, 2016

My brother, I tire for dis one o

STFUareyouGod:

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by silversonuc(m): 10:46am On Nov 06, 2016

patriotic9jaboy:
Has Jesus himself repented from his lies before telling me to repent He has been lying from centuries to centuries that he is coming soon yet nobody see am. No be only repent, na revive. No go find better team stake money put whether u fit win millions for bet9ja, dey preach about Jesus wey Israelites sef no believe say he dey come

unam ikot

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Mememan: 10:47am On Nov 06, 2016

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chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

[/s]
Very senseless post.
The same nonsense your great great great grand fathers said.

JESUS IS DEAD AND RESTING IN PEACE.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:47am On Nov 06, 2016

calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by eezeribe(m): 10:48am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

Hypocrite, you didn't mention wickedness, jealousy, anger, greed, malice, not caring for others, not visiting the sick, not visiting the prisoners, not helping the poor, mocking others, not mourning with those who mourn, etc.

I don't blame you, those things you mentioned are the few they teach you in your prosperity churches....

That's why people like you have made mockery of the religion, because you only practice selective listening.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by DeRay98(m): 10:51am On Nov 06, 2016*

My word of advice to all the mockers and scoffers of the message of repentance and Salvation is this, you all do have a choice. If you don't believe it it's ok, it's your choice. But mocking the messages and messengers is pure stupidity.
Has it occurred to you that once you die without the accepting the message, your own don end. You won't need see his coming anymore and with centuries of generations that have died without seeing him, their own judgement is set. But you still have a chance don't bother about the departed. On our dying moments nothing else matter, no one else count but we are alone and if you are fully aware that you're dying in moments the fear of the unknown beyond overwhelms you and all you wish at that moment is to stay alive.
May God's mercy and grace avail for you and for me when it matters most. In Jesus name.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by eezeribe(m): 10:51am On Nov 06, 2016

He even wrote Humanize...
As a rule of thumb...
Mediocre people do Mediocre things

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by goingape2: 10:52am On Nov 06, 2016

TVTKOKO:
With all those things u typed up there, then heaven would be dry, empty and boring as shiit!
Imagine even using perfume ... Then tell me what that woman used in cleaning Jesus feet

na ogogoro she use!

no mind those fanatics!

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Runtownnn: 10:52am On Nov 06, 2016

lmao... @comments

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Lasskeey: 10:52am On Nov 06, 2016

calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you

.........

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by shamecurls(m): 10:52am On Nov 06, 2016

Some Niger- Delta Militants will most definitely kidnap him if he comes to Nigeria.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Runtownnn: 10:54am On Nov 06, 2016

calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you

i am not getting you.. sad

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by goingape2: 10:54am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by naniawini(f): 10:54am On Nov 06, 2016

calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by naniawini(f): 10:56am On Nov 06, 2016

freecocoa:
Jesus has been coming soon since the days of john the Baptist and up till now he isn't here, abeg where is he coming from? Is he trekking ni? Even if he is, him suppose don reach by now.

OP abeg make we hear word, if jesus try come this earth eh, wetin him eye go see, him mouth no go fit talk am, he better remain where he is, for his own good.

chai una funny die

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Danny4show(m): 10:56am On Nov 06, 2016

i will not be left behind..i must be fully prepared...all i ask of you is your grace Lord

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Frozeen(m): 10:57am On Nov 06, 2016

Those surfing internet won't see him..
Those that have just one gf won't see him..
Those that don't patronize prostitute won't see him..
Those that are still virgins won't see him...
All the Mods in this forum won't see him..

I might not see him grin

Repent for Jesus Christ maybe coming very soon

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ceejay80s(m): 10:58am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

U no even fit speak good engrish, and u wan make heaven, what is humanize ? What do u mean by those who drink? Is it water?
So anybody who goes to wedding or watch a football match will go to hell? OP , Hell is for people like u
Na by force to spoke english?

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:59am On Nov 06, 2016

OP are you a deeper life member?

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by omojeesu(m): 11:00am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freethinker01: 11:01am On Nov 06, 2016

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DeRay98:
My word of advice all the mockers and scoffers of the message of repentance and Salvation is this, you all do have a choice. If you don't believe it it's ok, it's your choice. But mocking the messages and messengers is pure stupidity.
Has it occurred to you that once you die without the accepting the message, your own don end. You won't need see his coming anymore and with centuries of generations that have died without seeing him, their own judgement is set. But you still have a chance don't bother about the departed. One our dying moments nothing else matter, no one else count but we are alone and if you are fully aware that you're dying in moments the fear of the unknown beyond overwhelms you and all wish at that moment is to stay alive.
May God's mercy and grace avail for you and for me when it matters most. In Jesua name.

[/s] hogwash

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 11:02am On Nov 06, 2016

calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you

Loool ... I love your LOGIC.

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Wolfbrother(m): 11:03am On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

Those who judge and point fingers wont see him also

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