calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you

brostheo:
How come your profile is showing female,men I think ammah sue you for impersonation

Mekanus:

You ain't seen nothing yet man!! That nigga is a scam, I'm happy many people are dumping that fairy tales

freecocoa:
Jesus has been coming soon since the days of john the Baptist and up till now he isn't here, abeg where is he coming from? Is he trekking ni? Even if he is, him suppose don reach by now.

OP abeg make we hear word, if jesus try come this earth eh, wetin him eye go see, him mouth no go fit talk am, he better remain where he is, for his own good.

Maximus85:


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My friend. You ran away when I quoted scriptures that has exposed your lack of scriptural understanding. Now you're here again. If I quote scriptures that will prove your pastor an Olodo, you will disappear again. Isn't it your pastor that said masturbation is good? Isn't he a divorcee? Lol. Do what I say but don't do what I do.

My friend, you need to know and have deep understanding of the Bible. Don't let these wealth obsessed liars called pastors deceive you.

If I don't have convincing scriptural backings on a topic, I dare not express my opinion on that case to anybody. That's how true Bible students roll bro.

Mustiboy:
lol. Bro, but me I neva get the mind to just dump am like that o.

STFUareyouGod:

brostheo:
Hahahahah gerarahere mehn!!

STFUareyouGod:
e pain am

Lordave:
What manner of fúckery is this?

Jesus is coming soon, I heard that in 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2016,and I will keep hearing it even during World Cups, Euros and Olympics in 2094 and 2096.


The white man that sold that fallacy to you has moved on from that manner of fraud to another, yet you have chosen to remain unredeemed.
The next fraud Africans will fall to will wipe off their existence.

Mekanus:

You better get the mind, dumping religion is one of the best things that has happened to me. Sometimes I just look back to the time I was in that shiit and I just laugh at how stupid I was then.

donnie:


Funny enough, I didn't even recognize your monicker until now. Amazing how you move around NL peddling false doctrines.

I would have engaged you in an argument but you no reach.

Away with your occultic teachings!

Mustiboy:
My Gosh! Look at the amount of people not believing in this rapture story anymore. People are losing their faiths. Thanks to atheism and nairaland

tartarus:
Ah! No perfume?. I guess heaven really stinks
What's Jesus's fetishism with body odour?

freecocoa:
Jesus has been coming soon since the days of john the Baptist and up till now he isn't here, abeg where is he coming from? Is he trekking ni? Even if he is, him suppose don reach by now.

OP abeg make we hear word, if jesus try come this earth eh, wetin him eye go see, him mouth no go fit talk am, he better remain where he is, for his own good.

horlumiday:
see this one,they are increasing in numbers, if one person leaves christianity, 50 people will join....

OldEagle:
u get mind sha @ ur status, even if he hasn't come yet no problem one day I go die so anyhow coming or dying you will see him, small small Abeg eternity is no joke me self I need he's grace o dear

Mustiboy:
I've joined too. But I'm afraid judgement is awaiting Us all somehow

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

Mustiboy:
I've joined too. But I'm afraid judgement is awaiting Us all somehow

horlumiday:
Stop doubting... There's nothing to afraid of so far you believe Jesus is the son of God and rose from the dead.. You knw, one thing abt atheism is that, all atheists with their, theres no God crap makes it sounds convincing but dont listen to them, i was once like them u knw,the Bible says some people will lose their Faith.. dont lose yours, always read your bible and pray always... Remember.. Faith comes by hearing the word of God... The reason why most atheists dnt wanna repent is because of their sinful desires... They enjoy Living in Sin.. cos satan has blinded them... (Hes deceptive and full of wisdom according to the Bible).. Start reading your Bible and praying...

jonbellion:
lol nah bro religion especially the Abrahamic ones are jokes that aren't funny anymore

MrPresident1:
A very funny thread, I have been roaring with laughter .

It is a good thing to see that more and more peoppe are wakimg up from the delusions of organised religion, more and more people are seeking for rational explanations, the world is no longer peopled by people who accept it as it is, more and more people are asking how and why questions.

This thread is fulfiling prophecy, because knowledge is increasing, and the dead are rising.

The critical mass is being reached which will start the chain reaction that will culminate in the Apocalypse and the revelation of the Son of God who is already in our midst, only waiting to be revealed.