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Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 12:38pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
I personally can relate to this; that age long habit of men ogling women's _boobs so intensely you begin to wonder if your face has migrated to your chest. Really funny piece. Enjoy Women can relate to this expression. This often comes up when a woman has to deal with men who’s gazes are transfixed on her boobs rather than her face, thus the expression. http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/mr-man-my-face-is-not-on-my-chest.html 30 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by DRISKLEF(m): 12:40pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Give it up for Ishi 9 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Tolexander: 12:40pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Chisos! See boobi! Ishilove:pishure of your chest or I don't believe! 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by BIDOO(m): 12:45pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Maxi112: 12:45pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:46pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by uboma(m): 12:49pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
lol. I had some friends way back in Secondary school who always referred their breasts as "court of appeal". Crazy memories we had in school... 8 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by DRISKLEF(m): 12:55pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Maxi112: Lol. I didn't either. ishilove's breast is double that size bro. Got proofs. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Mimzyy(f): 12:59pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Funny. That doctor-patient thing, I can relate. Had a similar experience. 3 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 12:59pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
I have never ogled a woman's boobs in my life never...All I do is take sneak peeks and if I find you attractive enough I make my moves unless I am in a relationship in which case I keep sneak peeking...But seriously do men ogle breasts during One on one conversations? That's just perverse. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Maxi112: 1:02pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
DRISKLEF:those hug breast caught my attention, ain't surprise though show me or you sure know the rest 1 Like |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by teejaypee: 1:03pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Here to read lies waiting for the flat chested ladies to come and be claiming endowed! 41 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by SafeDavid(m): 1:07pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
I thought there was a research that says men who stare at a woman's chest live longer. 36 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by RoyalBlak007: 1:10pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Too big for one person ...where's the fun innit? 5 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by jmoore(m): 1:11pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
When you don't cover them up, that's what you get. 9 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 1:21pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
DRISKLEF:God forbid. You don't wish me well 3 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 1:23pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Glock67:They ogle, especially the ones who like big breasts. I won't say it's perverse, just impolite. Very very impolite 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by bitchcrafts: 1:23pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
The relationship between a grown ass man and the boobies go way back, it was his food tank remember? Men and Food like Five and Six? Oh Lord! When you catch him staring, don't take an offense, just kindly lure him back to reality like this magnanimous writer. It might not be intentional , maybe some conditioned reflex as it is with somebody like me . Good read, typical of a prolific writer. Who is this Peju Akande... 27 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by KingRex1(m): 1:27pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
I see deep v cut blouses everyday.. Sometimes even at the office. No one should blame my eyes for having a lil moment biko Bitchcraft thank you there.. Its mostly a conditioned reflex 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by DRISKLEF(m): 1:28pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Maxi112: It's a classified photo actually. but I might bend the rules if you can shoulder the bill. |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by LePrezident(m): 1:32pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
teejaypee: Mrs. Endowed, we sight you. 3 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 1:32pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
definitely worth reading! Yeah..... I go through the people staring at my boob thingy everyday. it's like very normal for me. I don't even feel offended anymore. I'm Like ''Yeah, whatever. I know they're great.. keep staring zombie" ....even from men that are old enough To Be my Great grandpaz ! pfft! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by nikkypearl(f): 1:38pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
teejaypee: But dat pinchure up der,no be here o Bye! |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by jamalnation(m): 1:40pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Laveda(f): 1:45pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by iSufferFools: 1:51pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Yep. I do it, and I'm not ashamed of it one bit. Like Damon Wayans said: "The way I see it, girls are always gonna have boobs and guys will always wanna stare at them, if God didn't want it so he wouldn't have put em there in the first place". 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by iSufferFools: 1:53pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Estharfabian:Em won't mind staring at your water melons baby. They sure can give a guy dreams to count on, baby. 1 Like |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by xynerise: 1:54pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 2:04pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
bitchcrafts:So boobies staring is a reflex action, like knee jerks? She's a writer 2 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Jenny1010(f): 2:04pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
some men stare like mumu. sex starved dude 7 Likes |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
iSufferFools: excuse my cockiness but yeah, I fücking know! 1 Like |
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by bitchcrafts: 2:10pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Ishilove:Quite evident. Any notable notch in her belt as a career writer |
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