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What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Ferruccio(m): 3:49pm On Nov 14, 2016
[b]This is not some story that I made up on my backyard, but a painful and factual story. Matter of fact, my ego is hurt as I type this. I'm romantically involved with some colored girl. The first time we had sexual intercourse, she just lay there unresponsive like a bag of potatoes. She was in fact giving me on of those "can this dude hurry up and finish " kind of looks. When I confronted her about it, and asked if I'm a horrid fuvcker or what, she assured me that there is nothing wrong with my performance; she's just not the type to bxtch and moan in bed as she's shy. The second time we had sex, she started reading a magazine whilst I was on top literally sweating like an individual who works in a warehouse with no air conditioning. Again, I confronted her about it, this time she said I'm simply making a huge issue out of nothing. The third time, she fell asleep whilst I was on top of her. This is frustrating. Is there something wrong with my girlfriend, or I'm just horrible in bed?[/b]

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Nov 14, 2016
She is Sick and Her toto is too loose thatz why she doesn't feel anything

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Nov 14, 2016
Oyinbo, u need an herb called 'man-power' exclusively sold in here in Nigeria.

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by kinggogo: 4:18pm On Nov 14, 2016
Op aff kill me finish grin grin

Seems u ain't hitting d TARGET grin grin grin

Sorry

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 4:20pm On Nov 14, 2016
You must be doing a very bad job undecided.

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 4:27pm On Nov 14, 2016
So you don't even warm up the car engine? It's just key into the ignition and it's all systems go? Do you have any ex's that have fallen asleep or read magazines during coitus? If so then the problem lies with you, if not then it's her.

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Adeinfo: 4:31pm On Nov 14, 2016
Pls, who can remind me the title of this movie

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by iykekelvins(m): 4:33pm On Nov 14, 2016
You no sabi fvck.. undecided

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by buffalowings: 4:34pm On Nov 14, 2016
Colored? undecided
Sorry to tell you

She craves the black mamba

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by chris2face(m): 4:46pm On Nov 14, 2016
Hahaha this got me rolling on the floor bruh u don't need any body to tell u ur a bad fucker



She just don't know how to tell u guy better wisen up else another guy will soon be drilling that hole for u


Be a man guy

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Ferruccio(m): 4:46pm On Nov 14, 2016
Adeinfo:
Pls, who can remind me the title of this movie
That's dumb.
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Seungabriel(m): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2016
should I help u mr man?
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Ferruccio(m): 5:13pm On Nov 14, 2016
Raine80:
So you don't even warm up the car engine? It's just key into the ignition and it's all systems go? Do you have any ex's that have fallen asleep or read magazines during coitus? If so then the problem lies with you, if not then it's her.
The girls I've slept with before where virgins. They've never fallen asleep on me. This is the first non-virgin I've ever fuvcked.

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 5:45pm On Nov 14, 2016
Dude don't worry, there is someone out there who needs your skills of putting a woman to sleep with ease after a hard day's work grin

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 5:49pm On Nov 14, 2016
Don't forget I'm available
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 5:49pm On Nov 14, 2016
Lwkmh... She might be one of the unresponsive types gringrin

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by samozi: 6:01pm On Nov 14, 2016
Check again bro...maybe you've been fvcking the bed instead

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by sinaj(f): 6:04pm On Nov 14, 2016
Maybe ya seed gat sleeping pill grin



I need ya services for my insomnia grin

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by ouzo1(m): 6:29pm On Nov 14, 2016
sinaj:
Maybe ya seed gat sleeping pill grin


I need ya services for my insomnia grin




Make I catch am near u first....we go knw who native doctor strong pass
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Youngpo413: 6:31pm On Nov 14, 2016
Funny man.
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 6:33pm On Nov 14, 2016
You're missing the G,-spot, shikena! grin
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Ikigia: 6:37pm On Nov 14, 2016
Is that really possible??

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 6:37pm On Nov 14, 2016
grin grin grin check your village people
They've vowed you'll never satisfy a pvssy again grin grin

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 6:42pm On Nov 14, 2016
Ikigia:
Is that really possible??
very possible, i can relate to it

I was hitting on her and she was just looking at me emotionless
I had to rough handle her ,, hardcore style smiley
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Ikigia: 7:35pm On Nov 14, 2016
ucsparks:
very possible, i can relate to it
I was hitting on her and she was just looking at me emotionless I had to rough handle her ,, hardcore style smiley
Emotionless? possible....but motionless? I don't think so
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Ferruccio(m): 7:45pm On Nov 14, 2016
Why are you people laughing at another man's pain?
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Annie939(f): 7:47pm On Nov 14, 2016
it means u are not man enough, maybe you are too boring on bed meaning you don't romance, suck her very well both nipples and pussy .some don't no how to handle woman on bed

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by BrainnewsNg(f): 7:49pm On Nov 14, 2016
Raine80:
So you don't even warm up the car engine? It's just key into the ignition and it's all systems go? Do you have any ex's that have fallen asleep or read magazines during s*x? If so then the problem lies with you, if not then it's her.

Hahahahaha

He need prayers
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Nobody: 8:05pm On Nov 14, 2016
Slyr0x adewasco2k Sissie , mukina2
Dominique, lalasticlala, mynd44 OAM4J FOD , puskin, Seun
MissyB3 , Fynestboi ,
ijebabe
naijacutee


4. Discussions of the art of love-making should be restricted to the hidden sexuality section.

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by itzmejerry(m): 8:06pm On Nov 14, 2016
favoryte33:
Oyinbo, u need an herb called 'man-power' exclusively sold in here in Nigeria.


guy yu are on point bro yu need 7bottles of beer dat guy must be 10 munise guy and not hitting d right sport
Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Thashen(m): 8:34pm On Nov 14, 2016
BiafraudExposed:

Slyr0x adewasco2k Sissie , mukina2
Dominique, lalasticlala, mynd44 OAM4J FOD , puskin, Seun
MissyB3 , Fynestboi ,
ijebabe
naijacutee


4. Discussions of the art of love-making should be restricted to the hidden sexuality section.
I think the mods should start banning for reporting unnecessarily!

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Re: What does it mean when your girlfriend falls asleep during sex? by Mileslamar1(m): 8:58pm On Nov 14, 2016
lmfao means u are boring fūck boi

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