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emusmithy:

firstking01:
Hahahaha, baba, howfar na

emusmithy:
7 WIFE MATERIALS: Attributes and Qualities

When you visit the market, you'll see a lot Ankara fabrics of different colour, shades and sizes.

Same with the relationship market. All kinds of wife materials; some colourful, others dull, a few dull but expensive (why na), the rest, buggous and cheap. Hmm.

So where do you fall?

For easy reading, I'm gonna make it short and simple:

1. Terylene (One and Quarter Yards):

Cooking Skills: 5%
Hardwork: 5%
Flippancy: 99%
Facial Beauty: 1%
Intelligence: 1%
Bed skills: 99%


2. Da viva (3 yards)

Cooking Skills: 25%
Hardwork: 25%
Flippancy: 99%
Facial Beauty: 50%
Intelligence: 25%
Bed Skills: 75%


3. 'George' - (3 yards)

Cooking Skills: 50%
Hard work: 50%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 50%
Intelligence: 25%
Bed skills: 99%

4. Vlisco - (6 yards)

Cooking Skills: 50%
Hard work: 75%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 25%
Intelligence: 75%
Bed skills: 75%

5. Hi target (6 yards)

Cooking Skills: 90%
Hard work: 75%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 75%
Intelligence: 75%
Bed skills: 50%

6. Hollandias (9 yards)

Cooking Skills: 95%
Hardwork: 75%
Flippancy: 75%
Facial Beauty: 70%
Intelligence: 90%
Bed skills: 75%

7. Dutch wax print (12 yards)

Cooking Skills: 99%
Hardwork: 95%
Flippancy: 45%
Facial Beauty: 75%
Intelligence: 95%
Bed skills: 99%


After taking time to draw this conclusion in the best possible way, how many yard of wife material do you think you've added to the one you already have?

Draw the conclusion yourself lol!

Nma27:
Your gf material should b the first one ryt but nothing stops her from turning into hollandia

emusmithy:
My Oga, I dey o. How your side nau?

emusmithy:
Come on, I didn't show disrespect haba!

I love women too, you know!

firstking01:
I ballance like chemical equation...been long you dropped something on here o.

Alondra:
If you say so bruh