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See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 6:56am On Nov 22, 2016

These are reasons why you don't need big ass girls;

1) They think the whole world evolve round their bum bum;
Since they got all what the whole world needs, they get conscious to flaunt it.

2) You need a very big cucumber to satisfy them;
This is because their ass covers their toto and thereby making it difficult for a small dick guys to go in, especially when it's doggy style

3) Most of them are promiscuous;
This isn't really their fault, cos everyman needs them so the pressure gets too much.

4) Ladies with big asses hardly bear with you financially;
This is because they feel they are hot and it will be time wasting for them to stick to a broke dude.

5) They are lazy in bed, because some get lazy flipping the wide ass on bed

6) Most are not hygienic; some find it difficult scrubbing their assholes maybe because of it's large nature.

7) Finally Toto is Toto whether big or small, so next time a lady with a big ass tries to give you stress, just smile and go for their best friend who happens to be a lekpa...
Don't let anylady put you through stress whether big or small.

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by klassykute(m): 7:00am On Nov 22, 2016*

omo if nor b curvy and big tin i no do..
. smellymouth my broda u dey sleep? cm see oo pesin say mk u leave ur best food dey chop yam oo

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 7:11am On Nov 22, 2016

klassykute:
omo if nor b curvy and big tin i no do

Slim and beautiful like Ireneony I can take a boko bomb for her

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by DaddySLY(m): 7:14am On Nov 22, 2016

op if say u dey here... i for give u one bottle...

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 7:17am On Nov 22, 2016

DaddySLY:
op if say u dey here... i for give u one bottle...

bros e no still mean you still fit give me the bottle via NL grin

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Rrabbit: 7:25am On Nov 22, 2016

Op, your write up is second to none! grin

I salute your courage! cool

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by konkonbilo(m): 7:26am On Nov 22, 2016

Funny ....

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by klassykute(m): 7:28am On Nov 22, 2016

Towncrier007:
Slim and beautiful like Ireneony I can take a boko bomb for her

dis one aint slim nagh u no c big bobby there...

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Nobody: 7:29am On Nov 22, 2016

ah tink am in love

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 7:34am On Nov 22, 2016

Rrabbit:
Op, your write up is second to none!

I salute your courage!

bros na your footsteps I dey follow grin

I am loyal sir

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 7:36am On Nov 22, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
ah tink am in love

bros I beg with you, ahhh! I cover all the boys yansh here with Muhammed blood

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Rrabbit: 7:52am On Nov 22, 2016

Towncrier007:
bros na your footsteps I dey follow I am loyal sir

If na snake thread now, dem for push am go FP Asap! huh

You summoned courage to write that piece without fear or favour! grin

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Nobody: 7:58am On Nov 22, 2016

Towncrier007:
bros I beg with you, ahhh! I cover all the boys yansh here with Muhammed blood

bro you dont like yansh?

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 7:59am On Nov 22, 2016

Rrabbit:
If na snake thread now, dem for push am go FP Asap!

You summoned courage to write that piece without fear or favour!

na so my own be for NL anything I post whether good or bad, na the pit of hell they dey put am inside for NL. I no know wetin I do lalasticlala and mynd44, I don beg make them still forgive me all my sins.

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 8:01am On Nov 22, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
bro you dont like yansh?

I beg you na woman yansh I like o

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Rrabbit: 8:06am On Nov 22, 2016

Towncrier007:
na so my own be for NL anything I post whether good or bad, na the pit of hell they dey put am inside for NL. I no know wetin I do lalasticlala and mynd44, I don beg make them still forgive me all my sins.

No mind dem! cool

they can stop the messenger BUT they cannot stop the message! grin

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Nobody: 8:24am On Nov 22, 2016

That still won't stop me from going for a butt job angry

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Rone16(f): 8:24am On Nov 22, 2016

Nice writeup..Personally I think having big boobs and/or butt becomes a distraction especially if you don't know how to handle it.

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 8:30am On Nov 22, 2016

Captainbells:
That still won't stop me from going for a butt job

hope you don see money chop finish first?

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by SlimmB(m): 8:33am On Nov 22, 2016

Rone16:
Nice writeup..Personally I think having big boobs and/or butt becomes a distraction especially if you don't know how to handle it.

hmmmmm... just get am first and you'll be surprise it so easy to handle grin

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by SlimmB(m): 8:37am On Nov 22, 2016

OP forget that thing wey you write so, big curvy butt and boobs all the way grin

is like stating the disadvantages of getting rich undecided

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Rone16(f): 8:45am On Nov 22, 2016

SlimmB:
hmmmmm... just get am first and you'll be surprise it so easy to handle

I don't want

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by veekid(m): 8:54am On Nov 22, 2016

I like em curvy and BBW

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Frankraj: 9:00am On Nov 22, 2016

You lied , is only in Nigeria that girls with big ass are usually ashawo and they feel as if no one is like them and so as they want men to be wasting money on them. I have been to south Africa and Kenya, in these countries almost all there girls have very big ass .if u just open your mouth they will follow you, you go Bleep tire . This nigeria is so bleeped up everything in Nigeria is turned upside down. Rubishh country

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by SlimmB(m): 9:14am On Nov 22, 2016

Rone16:
I don't want

really

you don't want equals to you don't have grin

so what's there to enjoy about you huh

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Towncrier007(op): 9:15am On Nov 22, 2016

Frankraj:
You lied , is only in Nigeria that girls with big ass are usually ashawo and they feel as if no one is like them and so as they want men to be wasting money on them. I have been to south Africa and Kenya, in these countries almost all there girls have very big ass .if u just open your mouth they will follow you, you go Bleep tire . This nigeria is so bleeped up everything in Nigeria is turned upside down. Rubishh country

That's why we need to leave this Nigeria, and let only polithirfcians stay

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by iykedare(m): 9:19am On Nov 22, 2016

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by SlimmB(m): 9:22am On Nov 22, 2016

Frankraj:
You lied , is only in Nigeria that girls with big ass are usually ashawo and they feel as if no one is like them and so as they want men to be wasting money on them. I have been to south Africa and Kenya, in these countries almost all there girls have very big ass .if u just open your mouth they will follow you, you go Bleep tire . This nigeria is so bleeped up everything in Nigeria is turned upside down. Rubishh country

why insults 9ja huh

after you've stated some meaningful point cool

Man, it not about the 9ja babes it about you man undecided

, if you don't know how to chill with 9ja babes abeg leave them for we wey fancy them sad

Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Rone16(f): 10:24am On Nov 22, 2016

SlimmB:
really you don't want equals to you don't have so what's there to enjoy about you

What's there to enjoy about me?Stop Objectifying women..There are many other things to enjoy about a woman like personality,beauty and brains..This is why I don't want,so that I won't end up with guys enjoying my hips or boobs only

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by SlimmB(m): 10:38am On Nov 22, 2016

Rone16:
What's there to enjoy about me?Stop Objectifying women..There are many other things to enjoy about a woman like personality,beauty and brains..This is why I don't want,so that I won't end up with guys enjoying my hips or boobs only

Just that the hips and boobs are the most necessities grin

then follow up by personality tongue

thou no dawg wanna marry a flat chest/butt woman
This Bae, is like you ain't aware of the way hips and boobs are bursting niggas brain in this century cry

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Genea(f): 10:51am On Nov 22, 2016

Op thou art not well. I like my slim body, having all dose ass na load biko

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Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Rone16(f): 10:55am On Nov 22, 2016

SlimmB:
Just that the hips and boobs are the most necessities then follow up by personality thou no dawg wanna marry a flat chest/butt woman
This Bae, is like you ain't aware of the way hips and boobs are bursting niggas brain in this century

I don't wanna argue with you..it's alright

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