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| I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by jonaifame22(op): 12:51pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Yesterday I was at my shop when a gal came in cos I have added some features to my shop, like passport photograph and photo copying and advert has gone out and it's cheap and unbeatable in price and a lot of people have been coming in to patronise me, so yesterday one sweet damsel came in2 my shop to patronise me, she wanted to snap a passport photograph, so she applied powder and I showed her where she'll stand and she positioned herself and while I was abt taking her photograph, my mind concentrated on her beauty, chai she was so fine, and since I've been born and now I'm getting old I have never seen any gal as fine as her, her skin is so flawless she cld pass for one of those models used to advertise soaps and cosmetics, infact I began to believe right on the spot that man was created in the image of God. After I finished snapping her pictures, she tried dusting some of the powder that spilled over to her chest that was when my 30,000 mega pixel eyes caught sight of her large breasts, chai they were so large and so big that I thought I was standing in front of laveda, if not because the gal was light in complexion I wld never have been convinced that it isn't laveda who has come to patronise me. Chai my mouth began to water and then as she was abt to leave and she faced the door and and walked past me, I saw her big titanic sized yansh and my sex drive literally raced and hit a big tree and I wondered to myself that will this lady ever find her size of pant in the market or maybe she has a special tailor that sews pants for her after measuring her yansh for her wth a measuring tape. In my mind I was troubled and I felt like calling her back as she walked and her yansh shook all around her waist region as she moved, I felt like dying there and then all of a sudden, I looked for a scope to get talking wth her and then I asked for her number and she said " you want my number right, I know why you want my number,it's cos of what you see, I know that very well, and then I knew that she has caught me already so sharply, I put on my garment of lies and I told her that, i'm actually in2 event management also aside the barbing and I wld want her to work as one of the ushers whenever an event comes up and she looked at me frm head to toe and then gave me her number. If she had not giving me her number, I wld have asked her this simple questions 1) Sister why are u wicked like this? 2)Sister will u tell me that u dnt know that wat u're carrying is enuff to make men gain an automatic qualification in2 the pit of hell? 3)Sister do u know that it is because of people like you that jesus christ said that if our eyes will cause us to sin we should pluck it off and if we are to follow is scriptural injunction, do you know that cos of people like you nigeria will be full of blind men? 4) Sister but why? Ehn why, why are you wicked like this 5) Do you know how many men this ur sexy body cld have caused to commit fornication in their heart wth you, and thereby blotting there name frm the book of life and into the book of eternal damnation? And jus as I was pondering over all those questions the spirit of lust came in and told me that I should be wise and not act stvpid, instead I should try and complement her and who knows we cld be pals and frm there we cld date and frm there she cld part her legs for me like the red sea and I will have a safe passage through her red sea like moses. Chai I really like this gal, I can do anything to have her as my gal or even my wife, I dnt care how much I'll spend to entice her but I'll still spend it, whether she likes me for the money or for me it doesn't concern me. so far I mark register wth her too, I'll be pleased for ever, I know she 's very sweet cos I calculated her sweetness wth my scientific mathematical calculator of sex and my calculator gave me an answer that her body. Contains over 1000 cubes of sugar that means if I spend six months wth her I'll get diabetes cos of her sweetness, but I dnt mind I'll damn the consequences and get her as my wife for life, so help me god. |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by yeyeboi(m): 12:53pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Ok |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by Nobody: 12:54pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
![]() All will end tomorrow |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by Nobody: 12:56pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
So you and the spirit of lust have started communicating..continue
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| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by Nobody: 12:57pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
1st dec is delaying tho |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by saintCaligula(m): 12:59pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
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| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
![]() I never knew that Laveda has a massive bumpers ![]() |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by vchykp(m): 1:01pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
After 3 round of Bleep, i bet u, u will dis-like her |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by AlhajiSpray(m): 3:32pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
![]() jonaifame22:So since you have a _penis why are you trying to scam guys on nairaland for credit or cash by forming as if you are a woman? Mumu! |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by jonaifame22(op): 8:08pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
vchykp:I won't I want to buy a mansion inside her pvssy |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by MrCork: 8:09pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
jonaifame22: ![]() |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by MrCork: 8:10pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
jonaifame22:...are you lightskin? ![]() |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by Nobody: 8:12pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Cork and the never ending search for light skinned ladies ![]() |
| Re: I Wanted To Ask Her This Few Simple Questions by vchykp(m): 9:43pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
jonaifame22:lolz... nah wen u sell ur shp, printer,cliper nd camera e go clear for your eyez. |
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