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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:46pm On Dec 04, 2016
nyabinghi:
you have been nominated for the ballon d'troll alongside nihilist,kokaneprodigy and pataki.
Give it to airmark for his amazing work on the Bayern thread
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chelseafan1: 9:46pm On Dec 04, 2016
grin grin grin

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 04, 2016
You can never go wrong staking lose or Draw on this useless club. Na sure banker
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 9:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
We'll probably blow Zorya whatever away on thursday. Then we'll all be like "Yes! The team is improving. Look at all those positives."

Then we go mess up against Spurs on Sunday, and bam we back to square 1 still finding some silly positives up and down.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Spy360(m): 9:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
Lana1:
U are very daft and no be today we don sabi.

Oga o. How can someone be dis foolish and daft at the same time?? Won sepe fun e ni??

Kagawa aside, so because someone spends all his time here trolling his club(supposedly) and contributing nothing tangible to the thread discussions all in the name of "i hate Mourinho" now means he is a reasonable fan??

Anyways, i'm not surprised at dis new levels of foolishness u are currently displaying. Considering ur IQ is on the same level as that of an average zoo chimpanzee. Idiiot. That ur 10KB brain isn't even worth trading for a pot of porridge!!

Fvck off my mentions u dis omo ale jati jati!!
You and your useless mentions. I even say you dey stupid small. Maybe I was wrong. Na to flush you inside toilet cos shiit better pass you. Itibolibo.

If you nor want mentions, deactivate from nairaland. Foool!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
GloryIsaac:
Melchizedek on Man United
"One win in Sept.
One win in October..
One win in November...
Manchester United's wins becoming once in a month like menstrual cycle."
Call them Woman United
If they DO not win at all in December we will know Man U is pregnant....


grin grin grin
Make I follow shine my kolanut teeth for this trolling.... grin grin grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Spy360(m): 9:53pm On Dec 04, 2016
Lana1:
We'll probably blow Zorya whatever away on thursday. Then we'll all be like "Yes! The team is improving. Look at all those positives."

Then we go mess up against Spurs on Sunday, and bam we back to square 1 still finding some silly positives up and down.
You and your stupid sense again. Oya another fvck off my mentions. Foool!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Spy360(m): 9:57pm On Dec 04, 2016
Chelseafan1:
grin grin grin
their red devil don bornagain? The thing don waka... LMAO! cheesycheesycheesy
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pamcode(m): 10:00pm On Dec 04, 2016
Tales of woe all over the thread. I almost feel sorry for you guys but then your club isn't helping matters, if you guys keep losing so we party it would reach a point on the marginal utility curve that the utility of partying would be at Max and we would be tired of partying and finally we would start feeling sorry for your miserable condition. So boys start losing it can only get worse for you. cheesy grin

#long may your woes continue.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AdisaOwala: 10:02pm On Dec 04, 2016
Jose Mourinho labels Everton a long-ball team during ill-tempered press conference after Manchester United's late capitulation at Goodison Park

Manchester United let victory slip away late on as they drew 1-1 at Everton
Marouane Fellaini gave away a penalty which Leighton Baines converted
Jose Mourinho gave an ill-tempered press conference after the game
He labelled Everton as a long-ball team and took a swipe at the media

Jose Mourinho gave an ill-tempered press conference after Manchester United suffered a late equaliser against Everton, dismissing the opposition as a long-ball side, claiming to have missed key moments in the game and citing double standards in the media.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's finessed first-half finish, a long-range lob over the advancing Maarten Stekelenburg, looked to have settled the points, but Leighton Baines made it 1-1 from the penalty spot after a last-gasp trip from Marouane Fellaini.

Mourinho's post-match assessment was brief but withering.



Asked for his view of the penalty and then a crude first-half challenge that should have seen Marcos Rojo sent off, the Portuguese twice answered: 'I didn't see it.'

He was more forthcoming on other perceived slights, though.

Invited to justify his decision to send for Fellaini late in the game, he said: 'I thought you would know more about football than you do, the answer is obvious.

'Everton is not a passing team any more like they were in the past. Everton is a team that plays direct: goalkeeper direct, Ashley Williams direct, Funes Mori direct. Everything direct.

'When you have on the bench a player with two metres (in height) you play the player in front of the defensive line to help the team to win the match.'

Mourinho went on to suggest sides managed by him were not given a fair rub of the green by the English football media, adding a side-swipe at unnamed teams elsewhere in the league for good measure.

'When my teams are playing pragmatic football and winning matches and winning titles you say that is not nice and not right,' he said.

'Then my team play very well - and is a huge change to the last two or three years (at United) - now you say what matters is to get the result no matter what.

'In this moment we have teams getting results that defend with 11, kick ball and attack the space on the counter-attack...it is phenomenal, it's beautiful.

'You have to make a decision.'

At the heart of Mourinho's frustrations, of course, are results themselves.

This was a sixth draw since the start of October and he clearly believes that represents poor value compared to performances.

'We are not getting the results we deserve,' he said.

'We are getting draws but deserving victory. Opposition are leaving the stadium super happy with points they don't deserve and we are leaving the stadium with a feeling we deserved more.'
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 10:03pm On Dec 04, 2016
Spy360:
You and your useless mentions. I even say you dey stupid small. Maybe I was wrong. Na to flush you inside toilet cos shiit better pass you. Itibolibo.

If you nor want mentions, deactivate from nairaland. Foool!
It is u and ur unfortunate family that are foôls u this useless waste of oxygen.

U need to pay ur village witches a visit and beg them to flog this stupïdity that is currently plaguing ur life from ur body. Anyways, i no blame u. I blame d spêrm that won.

Nxt time, if u no wan make i change am for u, u go dey troll with sense.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chrisley024(m): 10:08pm On Dec 04, 2016
Nawa o! undecided
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chelseafan1: 10:15pm On Dec 04, 2016
Spy360:
their red devil don bornagain?
The thing don waka...
LMAO!
cheesycheesycheesy
Lmao, Spy, wetin ds pple collect for ur hand wey den never return cheesy

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by A40(m): 10:19pm On Dec 04, 2016
Ogbono FC
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by UniqueGem(m): 10:21pm On Dec 04, 2016
This spy guy dey mad I swear. grin
No worry.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chelseafan1: 10:23pm On Dec 04, 2016
Lana1:
It is u and ur unfortunate family that are foôls u this useless waste of oxygen.

U need to pay ur village witches a visit and beg them to flog this stupïdity that is currently plaguing ur life from ur body. Anyways, i no blame u. I blame d spêrm that won.

Nxt time, if u no wan make i change am for u, u go dey troll with sense.
E get ow u dey take show ur vexation ehn, e dey make me laugh, wetin Spy do u na...

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by codedguy1(m): 10:25pm On Dec 04, 2016
Spy360:
Where is that akpu headed bonkon called leyqute? He should be whipped to mash.

Codedguy1, your leprotic brain should be fed to pigs. That's only how useful it could get.
You are so useless that vultures will reject your cadaver, in fact when they see it they will throw up.

This cross between a yeti and a Himalayan mountain goat.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 10:26pm On Dec 04, 2016
GloryIsaac:
Well, Idk how he's gonna up his game when he's being played out of position.
You're sounding like Pogba is a teenager, he is competing with Carrick and Herrera for a place in the midfield and for me, Herrera is untouchable cos he offers us something different and I don't see Pogba replacing Carrick so what is his use? He doesn't cover as much distance as Herrera, he doesn't dictate the tempo like Carrick, he isn't as creative as mata nor does he offer the same goal scoring threat, he should up his game or do his time on the bench...
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by codedguy1(m): 10:30pm On Dec 04, 2016
Spy360:
Your sense is booting late. Take this onye apari...
A tadpole has more sense than you do. Better go back to the canal where you were circumcised with the other animals you came to this world with.

Rètarded dingbat.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by eph12(m): 10:36pm On Dec 04, 2016
Beginning to feel sorry for Mourinho sef embarassed
Even though we should have won some of our other matches we dropped points, his team selections and substitutions have been off point at times. Then I wonder if Pogba must play 90mins if fit.

I still don't believe though that Mourinho is the right coach for us. I wasn't convinced he was before he was signed, immediately after the first Manchester derby I could see no future with him and Pogba. I said it then and even after that but some said I was yarning opata. How can a serious manager not know his first team by December? I don't understand
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chelseafan1: 10:49pm On Dec 04, 2016
Man United 1-0 Arsenal
Fellaini comes on
FT Man Utd 1-1 Arsenal

Man Utd 1-0 Westham
Fellaini comes on
FT Man Utd 1-1 Westham

Everton 0-1 Man Utd
Fellaini comes on
FT Everton 1-1 Man Utd


Einsteins Theory of Insanity

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 11:02pm On Dec 04, 2016
The press and recent events have caged the Mou I used to love to hate, talking about his Chelsea days and Inter days...The Mou that got me shivering every time we were up against his team will not hesitate to take Pogba or Ibra or anyone else off if the player wasn't following strict instructions even if it was in the first half, the Mou I know would have sidelined Fellaini since he made that foolish pass that lead Leicester equalize in the community shield clash...Mourinho looks exhausted and out of ideas, he needs go back to his controversial self, the "us against the world" driven tactician he used to be.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sod09(m): 11:07pm On Dec 04, 2016
Lana1:
To be honest, i no dey vex for our matches. But today's own just annoy me. Maybe bcoz it was expected.
lol
shit happens
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by eph12(m): 11:12pm On Dec 04, 2016
It wasn't even too long ago we were making fun of Mourinho's Chelsea as one month one win. Is this dejavu for Mourinho? cry
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 11:18pm On Dec 04, 2016
elampiro:

Pogba and Ibrahimovic should reduce their fancy football. When we scored, we had opportunity of adding another in the first half, but Pogba and Ibrahimovic appeared to play fancy passes instead of purposeful passes with the right weight. A certain pass from Ibrahimovic to Mkhitaryan should have resulted in a clear one vs one if Ibrahimovic played the pass with with more serious mindedness instead of trying to make it sexy. Only Mkhitaryan and Martial were serious minded.

very true..
especially these two probably thinks it's all about them alone.. rush ball and pass,, they were doing back heels all over the place..
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 11:22pm On Dec 04, 2016
Just when you thought Manchester United had run out of ways to draw a game of football!...... Mourinho brought in Fellaini lipsrsealed
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by martineverest(m): 11:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
Elxandre:
What did he do in that match?
how do u sleep every weekend,especially after manu's nitemare?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 11:27pm On Dec 04, 2016
grin


See lamentations all over the area abeg? Anyway na una sabi! We drew liverpool lost horribly so our level better pass....


I dey console myself with some _bitches and alcohol 4 club...anybody wey dey abj fit try show make we discuss how we go take get top 4 position by may!

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by iPopAlomo(m): 11:28pm On Dec 04, 2016
Oasis007:
grin

Enough of Vexation Dudes! We can still make top 4, which should be our sole priority for this Season as far as EPL is concerned!
How...?!!! you're chasing Manchester shitty, Liverpull and spuds... how will you make top 4... Europa league na him sure pass for una...
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 11:28pm On Dec 04, 2016
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has defended his decision to bring on Marouane Fellaini after the Belgian gave away a penalty against Everton that cost his side two points.

This guy's ego has eaten him up, he doesn't accept mistakes again.... I'm sure Pogba will still play the 10 role again and fellaini will not be sold sad ...
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by iPopAlomo(m): 11:31pm On Dec 04, 2016
Danhumprey:
wait, how does these fixed draws work? you mean to tell me these guys, Messi and Neymar for instance, were paid to miss those chances? or what? shocked
You believe that shit...?!!!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 11:32pm On Dec 04, 2016
Immediately Fellaini did a fellaini moment of madness, I remembered eph12 and his never ending love for the afro man...
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