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I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 8:56pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
This is actually a serious question. Why doesn't God want to show himself to humanity? Is he shy? Or does he have insecurities about himself? Think about it, since the dawn of humanity, God has always been evasive regarding being seen. What's his deal? Is he insecure or something? I don't know if it's just me, but I think it would be easier for people to believe in him and escape eternal, excruciating damnation if he just outgrew his shyness and came out of hiding to reveal himself to everyone. This way, the human race would have a more equal plain of choice and freewill regarding believing in him or not. I also have reason to think that God is gay. Think about it. All through the bible, he chose to have relationships with only men. Even when he wanted to conceive his son, he sent the holy spirit, cause he didn't want to do it himself. The only way he would have a relationship with women is through his son Jesus. Plus, he doesn't seem to have a wife, which is quite weird. So this sort of substantiates my hypothesis that he might be gay. The combination of homosexuality and shyness doesn't really paint a model picture of the most powerful being in the entire universe whom everyone should devote their lives to. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Tiffbuxas: 9:00pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
something's only deserve this 2 Likes
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Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by ItzHoludex(m): 9:01pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
dis thing u wrote here is full of craps...all I will advice u is get close to him and he will reveal himself to u 1 Like |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by ring7(m): 9:02pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
where's your brain? 1 Like |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
ItzHoludex: Why should I get close to him? I am heterosexual. |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by damogul: 9:04pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear: If you wanted to reveal yourself in an understandable way to an ant how would you do this? 3 Likes |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 9:04pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
ring7: In my cranium. Where did you leave yours? 1 Like |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul: Why would I want to reveal myself to an ant? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by ammyluv2002(f): 9:11pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Okay, we've heard! |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
ammyluv2002: Speak for yourself. |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by damogul: 9:17pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear: I am sure you saw the word "if" in my question. If you wanted to reveal yourself in an UNDERSTANDABLE manner to an ant how would you do that? 1 Like |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by balanceofterror1(m): 9:17pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
@op 2 Likes |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by ammyluv2002(f): 9:18pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear:Okay, I've heard! |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by bi0nics: 9:23pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Keep thoughting..? |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul: Why would I want to reveal myself in an UNDERSTANDABLE manner to an ant? There has to be a reason for the 'if.' 4 Likes |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by damogul: 9:27pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear: Let me put it this way since you want to be dodgy. If you wished to communicate with an ant in a way they would not only understand but also be able to visually appreciate how would you do this? 2 Likes |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 9:28pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
ammyluv2002: I didn't speak, I wrote. How could you possibly hear written words? 1 Like |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 9:30pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul: I'd have to turn into an ant, which is practically impossible. But you are also dodging my question. Why would I want to communicate with an ant in the first place, and what would be the content of the message I would want to communicate with them? |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Obadiah77(m): 9:30pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul: You are the one dodging his point. There has to be a reason for whatever one wants to do. For what reason would he want to communicate with an ant? 2 Likes |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Obadiah77(m): 9:38pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear: Look at this olodo too. The sun is up there, it didn't turn to a human being before we know it's existence. The moon is up there, it didn't turn to man before we know it's existence. Without knowing there existence we cannot know their benefit. It is because we know the existence of the sun before we got to know it's benefit.. same thing can be said of our live stocks, we don't have to turn to their likeness before they know we exist. It is because they are aware of our existence that they understand our benefits. Simple as ABC. Tell God to show himself as the sun had shown himself, then everyone that would turn back at him would be a bastard then. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by KingEbukasBlog(m): 9:39pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Let me book space sef .... |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by wahles(m): 9:39pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear:Means u r shy likke him# 1 Like |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by jonbellion(m): 9:40pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:you become one with the ants You become ant man But seriously this question nawa oo |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by damogul: 9:43pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear: I am not dodging your question. I asked you a very simple question which did not need to have a reason before you offered an answer. It was a simple logical question like an aptitude test. I could ask you if you found yourself underwater with no swimming gear how would you survive...its just to task your brain and not for you to ask me "why would you go underwater without swimming gear in the first place". Now you have answered with the bolded. What then do you think Jesus did when he came to the world as God in the flesh. FOR THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH AND DWELT AMONG US. John 1:14 Jesus also said John 14:7-9New International Version (NIV) 7 If you really know me, you will know[a] my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him.” 8 Philip said, “Lord, show us the Father and that will be enough for us.” 9 Jesus answered: “Don’t you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, ‘Show us the Father’? God has already revealed Himself in Christ to mankind and has fulfilled the purpose behind the revelation which is why we have billions of believers worldwide but for someone like you Jesus said something very profound in John 20: 29 Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." You can keep waiting for God to reveal Himself to you again if you wish but if you cannot believe Christ then forget about your OP...its ridiculous! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by peacesamuel94(m): 9:49pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear: not just any ant, we are also assuming you created the ant, to function as "miniature You" in the world of insects. 2 Likes |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by gabinogem(m): 10:08pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
49 Laws Of Power; Law 49: Never Argue With A Man's Belief. |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by advocate666: 10:20pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Stop insulting gays. |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Splinz(m): 10:31pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear with his usual bunches of nonsense. Your thoughts are just plain silly. How can you vainly think of an 'imaginary being' as gay & shy 1 Like |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by randomperson: 10:35pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:Jesus is the same person as god?? Who did he always pray to in heaven then? |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by dimeji877(m): 10:38pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Op is high 1 Like
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Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by akintom(m): 11:19pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
GrizzlyBear: The Jewish doG was sighted at the camp of illusion, located at lagos - ibadan express road and ota, ogun state, few days back. Some of the junkies who were high, on the filth it fed them with, claimed it sweat blood, because of the pains inflicted on it by atheists. |
Re: I Think God Is Shy, Insecure And Gay. by Nobody: 11:33pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
akintom: So much stupid in one person. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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