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What Did You Learn In Church Today? by MrDynamic(op): 9:07pm On Dec 18, 2016

I was really inspired to learn today that Godliness is profitable unto all things. Godliness is a tireless press towards perfection and a desperation to please God as a a lifestyle.

Godliness is a living thing because it grows and it is a life long battle for every believer.

You can share some important things you learnt in today's service.

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Anas09: 9:31pm On Dec 18, 2016

MrDynamic:
I was really inspired to learn today that Godliness is profitable unto all things. Godliness is a tireless press towards perfection and a desperation to please God as a a lifestyle.

Godliness is a living thing because it grows and it is a life long battle for every believer.

You can share some important things you learnt in today's service.

Oh, you are a winner too.
If you were in my Assembly enh? My pastor is a holiness preacher. A no nonsense man. A girl sitting my me gave her life to Christ after the message.

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by MrDynamic(op): 9:49pm On Dec 18, 2016

Anas09:
Oh, you are a winner too.
If you were in my Assembly enh? My pastor is a holiness preacher. A no nonsense man. A girl sitting my me gave her life to Christ after the message.

Wow that's nice to know. Am a winner. Where is your assembly?

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Anas09: 2:19pm On Dec 19, 2016

MrDynamic:
Wow that's nice to know. Am a winner. Where is your assembly?

Am in ph o

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by HCpaul(m): 2:42pm On Dec 19, 2016

Anas09:
Oh, you are a winner too.
If you were in my Assembly enh? My pastor is a holiness preacher. A no nonsense man. A girl sitting my me gave her life to Christ after the message.

Good for her

Hope she is investing it?

When will she collect it back?

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Anas09: 3:01pm On Dec 19, 2016

HCpaul:
Good for her

Hope she is investing it?

When will she collect it back?

She will get it back after she dies. You on the other hand have given yours to the devil, and he shall take it with him to hell.

My Joy is that, we shall be allowed to watch what will happen to you on the last day. If you don't repent, you'll remember this day.

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Niflheim(m): 10:21pm On Dec 19, 2016

"My joy is that we will watch what will happen to you on the last day"...................................Christians!!! Enjoying the sight of human suffering since.............................well, since FOREVER!!!

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by HCpaul(m): 12:31am On Dec 20, 2016

Anas09:
She will get it back after she dies. You on the other hand have given yours to the devil, and he shall take it with him to hell.

My Joy is that, we shall be allowed to watch what will happen to you on the last day. If you don't repent, you'll remember this day.

Ehn... ehn...
And I didn't know o. Thanks for telling me sha.

So it's true that my life is in the hand of your imaginary foe? Oh! What a pity.

Don't just worry, I will add more miseries to your story book (Bible) to make the whole scene more excruciating.

You will be watching me? But please when has fictitious characters started watching reality?

Your religious dogmatism has made you so dumb that you don't know and you are not even ready to know.

Salvation is for Dummies.

Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Anas09: 9:08am On Dec 20, 2016

HCpaul:
Ehn... ehn...
And I didn't know o. Thanks for telling me sha.

So it's true that my life is in the hand of your imaginary foe? Oh! What a pity.

Don't just worry, I will add more miseries to your story book (Bible) to make the whole scene more excruciating.

You will be watching me? But please when has fictitious characters started watching reality?

Your religious dogmatism has made you so dumb that you don't know and you are not even ready to know.

Salvation is for Dummies.

If he is imaginary why won't you then let the matter rest?

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