₦airaland Forum

South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has said ‘doggy’ style during sex is the major cause of cancer and stroke.

He said after three years of arduous research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

He told The Insider, “On cancer – one of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness.

“The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy; hence the connection is more than clear.

“Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website.”

He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

According to him, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal.

“This is the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days,” the 58-year-old man added.

herzern:
If this is true..


He should ask for a re-fund from whatever medical school he qraduated from..

SINZ:
Is this the most troubling issue in the South African health sector?

ademasta:
Hmmm

decatalyst:
Lol! I think SA don appoint an archeology as a health minister

DS dey cause cancer and stroke? Nah HIV e dey cause.

Who thinks he needs manual default setting reset?

CorGier:
What next, tīt jobs causing breast cancer?

comradespade:
wetin cum be the difference between this one and our dalung?


sir, with due respect sir

wordbank:
Make him wife or girlfriend catch am first, fork am doggy 20mins non stop the tori go change

Masikay:
Left to these people we won't even drink water. Everything from recharge cards to phone calls causes cancer. I just taya...

Softbamboo:
I refuse to believe this nonsense...

I'd rather die

amnesty7:
But I guess most Nairaland guys are hail and hearty, to begin with home

ademasta:
Die?

Na so you cherish doggy reach?

Softbamboo:
It's a joke


.... Nothing wrong with it though

ademasta:
No breast sucking again then

ademasta:
Hmmm...
I understand the proverb.
But i have not seen a soft bamboo before sha.

Softbamboo:
Lol ... Please refer below

ademasta:

CorGier:
No mind the yeye man.
South Africans sef, their wahala tire me.

Softbamboo:
Hard bamboo....

Refer below

ademasta:
Hahahahaha...

Hmmm, there should be a reason behind the "soft" then. I care to know

Softbamboo:
Lol I'm soft... Very sensitive