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makydebbie:
He is a guy

But Mimzy you want me to spill here?

makydebbie:
Come again

Mimzyy:
Fadedjeans, what's the inspiration behind your moniker?

Fadedjeans:
Hi mimzy, it's from one of my favorite songs. Put your records on by corinne bailey rae .

BrooklynTheBully:




Lol, I'm not that good with guessing... But I think it's "Blessing"

lezz:
Bro, Nairaland is an obfuscation of reality. I have seen so many fake people whose online personas are so, so , so , so , so fücking contrasting to their real lives. It is absolutely unnerving.

Girls whose loyalty are as steady as a leaf in the harmattan breeze.

Guys who will stab a brother or comrade in the back for ego's sakes, guys who breathe on the quest for online relevancy at the expense of the peace.

People whose evil are so outstanding, I am convinced it was never learnt but rather innately bequeathed by nature.

The rise of alternate faceless trolling! What happened to the men? I came in Romance section last year, 2 years after my nairaland début and I'm not afraid to say this is the most pretentious, unrealistic section in all of nairaland.

99.5% of folks here are phonies, as fake as the rubber Formica in Japanese cars...

Maxi112:
is your boyfriend a Nairalander?

Mimzyy:
Lolz. Just pulling your legs.

What's your fetish?

Maxi112:
picture or you know the rest

Oga Max, you wan see wetin pass you abi?

queenbetsy:
wrong. Its Elizabeth

Oh, My Bad!!! . . . So Elizabeth, how was our night??

queenbetsy:
Naij aboiy, why haven't u asked after me all these while?

Same reason why you didn't.

BrooklynTheBully:





Oh, My Bad!!! . . . So Elizabeth, how was our night??

makydebbie:
Sw.ann what's your personality like offline?

KissChrix:





Oga Max, you wan see wetin pass you abi?

swann:
Well, lets see, . I'm very loyal, friendly, hard to make angry and i actually do forgive and forget(more emphasis on forget)...

BrooklynTheBully:




Oh, My Bad!!! . . . So Elizabeth, how was our night??

makydebbie:
why Brooklyn of all names?

Deborah, my goons named me "book" cos I sabi book wella... And one the thing led to another, "Book" changed to "Brooklyn"



So Deborah, when are you gonna gimme access to some of those goodies you're carrying about everyday??

makydebbie:
Well, I don't have a "boyfriend":PI don't have biko

queenbetsy:
it was really superb.... What about yours?

My night was dope... I dreamt about one certain Elizabeth

BrooklynTheBully:





Deborah, my goons named me "book" cos I sabi book wella... And one the thing led to another, "Book" changed to "Brooklyn"



So Deborah, when are you gonna gimme access to some of those goodies you're carrying about everyday??

naijaboiy:
Same reason why you didn't.

makydebbie:
on the 31st of February hun

Lol, Deborah iffa slap you ehn... You'll know February will never had 31 days

Maxi112:



I duff my hat for you oh, romancelander liar of the year spotted

postmann:

Someone descended from a tree of thieves. A recidivist in plagiarism. A compulsive fraudster. e-mulatto, fake chicago undergraduate, a sufferer of insecurity and inferiority complex, diminutive, jealous wizard. JAMB-jail-bird, self-hater. Jobless buffoon with a sea of alternates encroaching the sanity shores of nairaland with his toxic soul.


The living evidence of man-cession (the fall of the human male). Rebellious-rebel, the living proof that satan inhabits the soul of man.

BrooklynTheBully:




My night was dope... I dreamt about one certain Elizabeth

makydebbie:
Very cool

makydebbie:
on the 31st of February hun

queenbetsy:
keep dreaming...

I'm serious, Elizabeth... Though I never knew you were the Elizabeth up till now... We actually did some crazy stuffs mehn