SINZ:


Ha! Na me feel am pass. Nigeria is on the brink of a major shutdown. The last six months has been upsy-turvy and i still can't forecast what next year would look like. The uncertainty sort of scares me TBR, but I can only hope that things will stabilise. Even if it won't get better, I can manage what was formerly obtainable.

My villa isn't a "villa" per-sae. We've produced two successive govts so you can already tell what it looks like.
Its been lit since I got here.. The love, the food, the people both old and new.. Nothing compares to spending the yuletide with your family. Although i'll be going to Oguta on the 25th. Wanna see the carnival and feel the lake breeze. Cant wait!

Lastking147:

haahaha bro nope!
wah bout u
u don eat pvssy bfr

iav seen pussies fam.. Havnt seen the one worthy to be eaten
But am planning to est my booo's

Yes i nut in a girl's mouth,..she got mad tho

queenbetsy:
1. I trust my man but JT might misbehave
2. My boo
3. Got none

Laveda:




I dey always get sense.

queenbetsy:
keep your voice low. The noisemakers' list is being written.

DarkRebel101:


I swear. Mods got no chill like a broken A.C.



I just logged in na. I was out for the better part of the day. I have some e-reading to do, if the weather holds and the dogs don't mind, I'll probably watch some House Of Cards before I go catch some forty winks. I've got off time tomorrow.

I didn't know you still watched Empire.

SINZ:


I knew you would. That's why I added it

DarkRebel101:


I'm wearing 20 boxers short at the moment. The teacher's cane on my buttocks would have zero effect. So, fire away, make my name number one on that list.

ronald4lif:

Haha this is unbelievable . Just for calling someone an ordinary goat and you were given a 2month ban? Kai, that's too harsh. It must have something to do with past antecedent more than it is the offence.

henrylowe:
Ooooh he's a Nairalander? What's his moniker?

Laveda:


Spending great time, you go out, see movies together..

I think these days we need to keep sex away from relationships to see if it will still thrive.. I'm not saying totally abstaining but once in a while.

henrylowe:
I don't need any babalawo to tell me that's the work of mynd

TrapHedges:


iav seen pussies fam.. Havnt seen the one worthy to be eaten
But am planning to est my booo's

Yes i nut in a girl's mouth,..she got mad tho

obontami:


You say wetin ?

queenbetsy:
sorry oh, who sent u?

henrylowe:
No mind me Is your mail working?

Lastking147:

lool i don eat bfr, lemme assure u bruh e sweet oh , flavor sef join

hahahahaa lmfao okay let me ask sombori

Sinz you don eat toto before

sinizia:


You must be an Orlu guy if I'm to guess coz I think that's the most developed villa in Imo that I've been to. Mine is not too developed, but things pop there during Xmas, so it's going to be lit as well. As per things improving next year, my brother, don't hold your breath. While I pray things get better, there are no sign this government are determined to reduce the disaster it has put us in. Still I hope.

Ahan!! OGUTA!! Last time I went there, our boat stopped right in the middle of the river where the salt and fresh water meets. I nearly "weeweed" in my shorts. Not a funny experience. Wish you truckload of fun, bro. I'm about to sign out. My movie is done downloading. Night man.

queenbetsy:
yeah, anything?

Laveda:

Right message to the wrong person.

queenbetsy:
all these things you are saying.... Kwantinue

Chei, Elizabeth you think I'm telling you lies or what??

TrapHedges:
Nickletheory have you ever fuxked/dated a white girl.. ?

TrapHedges:


hahahahaa lmfao okay let me ask sombori

Sinz you don eat toto before

BrooklynTheBully:






Chei, Elizabeth you think I'm telling you lies or what??

TrapHedges:


hahahahaa lmfao okay let me ask sombori

Sinz you don eat toto before

SINZ:


Na our morning safari be that.

Early morning toto, garnished with pineapple mirinda or any soda pop you can find. Pour some on the clït while you suck it off at the same time

Give me feedback on what your woman thinks. Bon apetit

lmfao brahhh hahahaha ill give it a try

SINZ:


Na our morning safari be that.

Early morning toto, garnished with pineapple mirinda or any soda pop you can find. Pour some on the clït while you suck it off at the same time

Give me feedback on what your woman thinks. Bon apetit

Lastking147:

Sinz go don eat from diff Brands na

NickleTheory:


I don't even know what classifies as dating anymore but I have fvcked countless White girls, I never really fancied relationships with white women, they are just too boring or bland for me.

savage

Belthazor:
The dictionary currently sitting on your lap in the same fashion that your boyfriend does when you two rock the lap dance sëx position isn't automatically going to compel us into thinking you actually possess a brain my son. It's a fact universally acknowledged that you're an anencephaly victim who defied all odds and surprised doctors whom were convinced you'd never live beyond two hours.

Those redundant and insipid parental insults qualifies as a home-remedy for insomnia. Those who battle falling asleep should peruse your sleep-inducing shït to overcome their morbid sleeping disorder.

How exactly are you pummeling me you delusional piece of idiotic shït when I've been ruthlessly punching your large head and left you with severe concussions with cerebral edema and subdural haematoma! And that should teach you not to pick up a fight with your sensei.

I mean, come on son, I trained you to be this vociferous and after all that hard work you want to betray your sensei and act like you always had a backbone? The shït you see in the movies where Jackie Chan beats up the master that trained him only happens there and nowhere else. What your optical illussion is steering you toward is a route that has a cliff ahead.

still straining too hard typing long epistles to convince yourself you aren't getting pummelled

I thought you said you are giving up. What's the matter?my disses left you wanting revenge

Your failed attempt to get even with me is exactly same attempts your mother made to abort your pregnancy when ultrasound revealed she was carrying an aberration of posterity.

Were you installed with the cryogenically preserved brain of a great ape? How can you not understand the simple explanation your conception was by two men, one a habitual drunk, the other a serial necrophiliac whose sperm were in a race to flagellate the egg of your mother who suffers from chronic CCD? ( cøck craving disorder)

The necrophiliac won and you were birthed an incestuous quirk of nature who defiled the morbid coprse of his own sister.

Even as a spermatid you were showing symptoms of uncoordinated bearings and genetic stupidity. No wonder you dogged all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off and hid in her anus to escape medical abortion when medical tests report confirmed she was carrying a foetus with a rare strain of downs syndrome

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet. Your father most now be seeking DNA explanation how he birthed the world's most unfortunate bastard

It is with great sorrow I proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt.

When I finish with you tonight, you will wish your mother had squeezed your life away as an accidental foetus .

Insipid ape!!