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Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 3:54pm On Dec 22, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Abeg sharap. You like to think of yourself as something that you are not. Did the prophecy come to pass or not? The OP says no. What are you saying?
And cant u see u r foolish for buying the Ops write up?
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by MrMontella(m): 3:54pm On Dec 22, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Abeg sharap. You like to think of yourself as something that you are not. Did the prophecy come to pass or not? The OP says no. What are you saying?
he's lost on the meaning of new....


All of the defendants are dodging his prophesy on ''economic improvements'' grin grin
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by randomperson: 3:55pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
We are talking certified as "sexually transmissible disease"

Besides i hope u now know that the prophet didnt need to say "certified" abi?
The prophet clearly said, a new STD will surface. Zika virus is not a new STD, it was only confirmed as such. In fact there were indications as early as five years ago that it is likely a STD... So if it was already an STD before this year, how come it is still a NEW STD
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by jonbellion(m): 3:55pm On Dec 22, 2016
MrMontella:
can we?

Sciencewatch sure defended tb joshhua like a lab dog..
So i'm not fazed at all!
asin
It's like both of them have a sexual relationship or something
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by Wolfbrother(m): 3:56pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
Mscheww.

Please somebody need to tell this guy that nothing is called a disease until its "certified."

Dont be scared of the "certified" lexicon.
Lmao duuuude ..... the Great Northern War plague outbreak of Sweden in 1710 was definitely not certified, doesnt make it any less of a disease now does it? , let history be your guide .. you seem like a smart dude but this argument is pointless.. take your L in peace


A disease is a particular abnormal condition, a disorder of a structure or function, that affects part or all of an organism. The study of disease is called pathology which includes the causal study of etiology. Disease is often construed as a medical condition associated with specific symptoms and signs.[1] It may be caused by external factors such as pathogens, or it may be caused by internal dysfunctions particularly of the immune system such as an immunodeficiency, or a hypersensitivity including allergies and autoimmunity.

In humans, disease is often used more broadly to refer to any condition that causes pain, dysfunction, distress, social problems, or death to the person afflicted, or similar problems for those in contact with the person. In this broader sense, it sometimes includes injuries, disabilities, disorders, syndromes, infections, isolated symptoms, deviant behaviors, and atypical variations of structure and function, while in other contexts and for other purposes these may be considered distinguishable categories. Diseases can affect people not only physically, but also emotionally, as contracting and living with a disease can alter the affected person's perspective on life.

[img]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disease[/img]
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by leriment: 3:56pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
There is some level of ignorance here obviously.

When was Ebola discovered to be sexually transmissible?

Did u hear of the Zika virus disease?

And then what was the need for prayer, if u still wanted the disease to show up anyway?

Some people are dull.
cool
. they are fools. and disaster is there food. I hope people like this receives sense one day.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 3:58pm On Dec 22, 2016
Wolfbrother:
Lmao duuuude ..... the Great Northern War plague outbreak of Sweden in 1710 was definitely not certified, doesnt make it any less of a disease now does it? , let history be your guide .. you seem like a smart dude but this argument is pointless.. take your L in peace


A disease is a particular abnormal condition, a disorder of a structure or function, that affects part or all of an organism. The study of disease is called pathology which includes the causal study of etiology. Disease is often construed as a medical condition associated with specific symptoms and signs.[1] It may be caused by external factors such as pathogens, or it may be caused by internal dysfunctions particularly of the immune system such as an immunodeficiency, or a hypersensitivity including allergies and autoimmunity.

In humans, disease is often used more broadly to refer to any condition that causes pain, dysfunction, distress, social problems, or death to the person afflicted, or similar problems for those in contact with the person. In this broader sense, it sometimes includes injuries, disabilities, disorders, syndromes, infections, isolated symptoms, deviant behaviors, and atypical variations of structure and function, while in other contexts and for other purposes these may be considered distinguishable categories. Diseases can affect people not only physically, but also emotionally, as contracting and living with a disease can alter the affected person's perspective on life.

[img]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disease[/img]
Get educated

http://www.abim.org/certification/policies/internal-medicine-subspecialty-policies/infectious-disease.aspx
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by randomperson: 3:59pm On Dec 22, 2016
omozu1:
The prayers i prayed alone was enough to have averted it. And i belived other belivers also prayed
The reason God told us about such thing through his servants is for us to pray
Oh... A different excuse! Now, you are saying the prophecy was totally averted therefore there was no NEW STD... Which one should we believe now.
BTW... The prophecy didn't say anything about averting anything...
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by CatfishBilly(op): 4:01pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
Get educated

http://www.abim.org/certification/policies/internal-medicine-subspecialty-policies/infectious-disease.aspx
How does the link affect the discussion? It's for infectious disease subspecialty for internal medicine consultants
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by Wolfbrother(m): 4:02pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
Get educated

http://www.abim.org/certification/policies/internal-medicine-subspecialty-policies/infectious-disease.aspx
you are stretching, reaching but not quite connecting..... The man is not God. He can be wrong . U dont need a doctor to certify anything before you know this is a disease. The man said NEW and surface for crying out loud man grin grin grin grin

the Great Northern War plague outbreak of Sweden in 1710 was definitely not certified, doesnt make it any less of a disease now does it?
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:03pm On Dec 22, 2016
CatfishBilly:
How does the link affect the discussion? It's for infectious disease subspecialty for internal medicine consultants
My God.
So STds are not infectious diseases abi?

Chaiiiii.
Just rest bro.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by jonbellion(m): 4:03pm On Dec 22, 2016
randomperson:
Oh... A different excuse! Now, you are saying the prophecy was totally averted therefore there was no NEW STD... Which one should we believe now.
BTW... The prophecy didn't say anything about averting anything...
asin
Why couldn't they foresee the economic recession and the rise of ponzi schemes and tell their followers to avert it
I'm pretty sure they even participated in the ponzi schemes
Afterall they have the tithe to spare
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by harch354(m): 4:03pm On Dec 22, 2016
@OP,u noticed this because u are the first partaker of the STD or better still,lemme say u are the new STD
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by Ranchhoddas: 4:04pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
And cant u see u r foolish for buying the Ops write up?
There is nothing to buy there. I choose to construe the OP as a test for whether a prophecy came to pass or not. Nothing else. It's either yes or no. No middle ground and no time for unnecessary explanations.
Your only defence now is that the year has not ended.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by jonbellion(m): 4:04pm On Dec 22, 2016
harch354:
@OP,u noticed this because u are the first partaker of the STD or better still,lemme say u are the new STD
lol bro nawa oo
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2016
Wolfbrother:
you are stretching, reaching but not quite connecting..... The man is not God. He can be wrong . U dont need a doctor to certify anything before you know this is a disease. The man said NEW and surface for crying out loud man grin grin grin grin

the Great Northern War plague outbreak of Sweden in 1710 was definitely not certified, doesnt make it any less of a disease now does it?
E don do.
Because obviously u dont even know "plague" is a certified disease.

I just pity.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
There is nothing to buy there. I choose to construe the OP as a test for whether a prophecy came to pass or not. Nothing else. It's either yes or no. No middle ground and no time for unnecessary explanations.
Your only defence now is that the year has not ended.
Guy go and sleep abeg.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by CatfishBilly(op): 4:06pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
My God.
So STds are not infectious diseases abi?

Chaiiiii.
Just rest bro.
Just read the link you posted from top to bottom. I take God beg you.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by randomperson: 4:08pm On Dec 22, 2016
jonbellion:
asin
Why couldn't they foresee the economic recession and the rise of ponzi schemes and tell their followers to avert it
I'm pretty sure they even participated in the ponzi schemes
Afterall they have the tithe to spare
Are u kidding me?? One of the RCCG churches, a woman, probably a deaconess or the pastor's wife was literally advertising the scheme to the church members in the church auditorium...
The only prophecies they give are vague prophecies. For example, important people will die this year. Like WTF, important people die every fvcking year for fvck's sake.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by Wolfbrother(m): 4:08pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
E don do.
Because obviously u dont even know "plague" is a certified disease.

I just pity.
So what was it before it was certified?
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:08pm On Dec 22, 2016
CatfishBilly:
Just read the link you posted from top to bottom. I take God beg you.
Are stds infectious?
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by randomperson: 4:09pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
E don do.
Because obviously u dont even know "plague" is a certified disease.

I just pity.
So calling something a plague is certification?!! Baba, na u!! cheesy
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:11pm On Dec 22, 2016
Wolfbrother:
So what was it before it was certified?
A disease with newly discovered mode of transmission
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:12pm On Dec 22, 2016
randomperson:
So calling something a plague is certification?!! Baba, na u!! cheesy
I just pity this one.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_(disease)
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by jonbellion(m): 4:12pm On Dec 22, 2016
randomperson:
Are u kidding me?? One of the RCCG churches, a woman, probably a deaconess or the pastor's wife was literally advertising the scheme to the church members in the church auditorium...
The only prophecies they give are vague prophecies. For example, important people will die this year. Like WTF, important people die every fvcking year for fvck's sake.
asin
The christians don't know we are only trying to help
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by Wolfbrother(m): 4:13pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
A disease with newly discovered mode of transmission
so a disease?
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2016
Wolfbrother:
so a disease?
But wait, i hope u now know "plague" is a certified disease?

And then also know that a disease is discovered and then certified, not the other way round.

Cheers
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by rhektor(m): 4:16pm On Dec 22, 2016
jonbellion:
I think you are mixing it up
The terrorist prophecy was for 2015
Have you read it? Oh, you did and discover how much you had fooled yourself? No problem just pour cold water on the hurt please

Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by rhektor(m): 4:17pm On Dec 22, 2016
felixomor:
I just pity this one.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_(disease)
Just check his moniker
He is random person
What do you expect from someone who is random?
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by Bashosas: 4:18pm On Dec 22, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
The prayers of Nigerians averted it - The Holy Bible for Mugus and Mumus.
My brother u 8much
lol
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by felixomor: 4:20pm On Dec 22, 2016
rhektor:
Just check his moniker
He is random person
What do you expect from someone who is random?
Lol
The guy moved fron his old moniker to new one and still spewing ignorance, thread after thread.

The other day, he didnt even know parrots existed.

Many of them keep thinking they are intelligent.
Re: The New STD That Pastor Adeboye Promised Us For 2016 by CatfishBilly(op): 4:20pm On Dec 22, 2016
shaqhead:
hahahahahaha...I greet u bro?
I greet you too.
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