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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 3:30pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
I no knw wetin dey do diz emafidon. i hate im. e don see hz air max shoe so wetin im dey find again. Ototo loro.. everybody with im own palava 3 Likes |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 4:54pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Hadampson: lol.. See me see wahala o. The guy na yeye guy. And worst part is the air max na fake, he bought it 4k, mine was 15k. See the difference. 2 Likes |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 4:55pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Hadampson: you too much.. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 5:42pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
YungTemy:Ah oloriburuku ni emafidon yi sha. 4k? nawa 4 im o? 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 5:47pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by youngfocus(m): 6:56pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Hadampson:tanx bro,continuation of d story,i grap alomo,mix am wit trophy add monkey tay,dey gush am after 30 minute,in Rick rose voice.y are ppl plenty in front of our hostel like dis,grap Cain all of u kneel down nd close ur eyes both cultist nd no cultist,Cain hell out of dem,d next day 3 different cultist group in my lodge shouting youngfocus cum out,who are dey looking for,only me.I try to run through d small window not knowing dey are there also,in deep voice cum here,we dey call u,u wnt to run,in shaking voice.am nt running am jst doing jumping, Jumping,through d window,in tinkle of an eyes dey don surrounded me,wit cutlas nd Ak 59,an involuntary action just to over me,I just remove my thong out lick d lower side of my lip,nd say some word like incantation, I just say all of u dey celebrate me,like a magic dey all drop all there weapons,carry me for shoulders,they throw me up nd down,buy me wine,d one wey dey wash my cloth dey wash am,d 1 wey dey ask u dey hungry may we go to resturant dey ask me,d one wey clean house dey cleam am,na so I jst hear youngfocus 11 o clock u still dey sleep,u don take ur leg brake tv ooo,stand up my friend DAT is hw I came back to d word oooo from my dreaming lands,u c wat ur alomo nd monkey tay cause wat of if I don't get charm dey for don kill me,next time bro help me buy nor alcoholic wine,make I dey take am enjoy dis story.am waiting for delivery at my door step tanx,pls next episodes I av stay tune 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 7:08pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
This is funny u must be a funny guy youngfocus. Ok na.. what abt baron? u fit manage it sha? |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:19pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
......... My govo came out on hearing the noise, he was in a singlet and short, looking agile as ever. He was not a member of any cult group, but he was one of the member of school parliament, he sure had great influence. He also stepped into the scene, to calm matters down. It was already dark probably about 7pm in the evening, I was in the midst of the crowd. I couldn't see their faces but their yellow, black and red colour could be seen glowing in the dark. I felt like fleeing the scene but my sub consciousness told me to stay, since I was innocent. Only a guilty person should run I thought. ''who take the shoe make the person fall out, we no get time, make we play the person sharp sharp''. '' we no get time to waste for here, justice must prevail''. ''we go murder person today anyhow e dey be''. These where some of the words that came out of the crowd. I sat at the front of my hostel, fear had gripped me totally. Infact, I wasn't myself. Marvis came over to me. Marvis: temy, relax them go resolve this issue Me: this matter pass me o, wetin I go do? Marv: you just have to cool your mind. As I dey here so me dey fear too Me: you no get issue na, your brother na Eye, who wan touch you?, me wey be say I be Jew. Marvis: No reason that one. If them wan play me them go still play me. ''who dey this hostel make them fall out, no time''. One of the members of the Vikings shouted. I felt sweat running down my cheek. ''It's just myself and my brother, the others had gone to school to read'' I tot to myself. Govo: you must not touch any one from this hostel, come and face me, lets resolve this issue once and for all. About 5 Aye men took my Govo to the side of the hostel to align matters with him. He never knew it was a trap to lure him away from the scene, because he was ruining their plans. Immediately they left, the others continued clamoring for the members of the hostel to come out. I came out with my Little brother, to the midst of the crowd. I comforted him telling him to relax that this issue will be resolved very soon. Emafidon came up to me, telling to relax that he was sure that I didn't take the shoe. He pleaded with me to answer all the questions. The leader of the gang walked up to me. He was so dark and huge, with a thick skin and big head, I was quiet sure he worked on his body, it was all muscular. He was putting on a Yellow beret, and all black t-shirt and jean. cultist: kneel down. My brother knelt down, but I felt like I didn't deserve to kneel down because I wasnt guilty of the crime committed. So, I just stood there looking at him. He smiled. Marvis waved from a distance signalling me to follow his instructions, I felt skeptical abit. I did as I was told though. Cultist: who amongst you took the shoe? Emafidon: make una talk o. Ty: I didn't take it (My brother said calmly, I said the same likewise) Emafidon: No be you talk say we go see the shoe.* And no be the shoe be this? Cultist: you dey mad, I dey follow these stupid Jews dey talk ,you dey put mouth. You want make them hang you? Emafidon: Bros no vex. Abeg Cultist: as I was saying for inconvenience sake. Una go pay 10K each the deadline na Wednesday which is next week. Wetin I talk? Ty: you say make we pay 10k I looked at him with all boldness. I felt like something had entered in to me. But I just had to compose myself though. I didn't repeat what he said. And this made him angry. Before I could say Jack Robinson, I felt a huge slap on my face. For the next 10 seconds, everywhere was blank. Cultist: you dey form Olamide abi, if Wednesday reach the money no fall out you go see wetin I go do una. He left the premises immediately. The crowd followed him behind. I just sat outside in the cold night trying to remember or figure the event that just played. A member of vikings came over to me and comforted me, telling me to relax. Marvis bid me farewell. I went straight into my room and locked myself in. My exam tomorrow was surely going to be a crazy one. ****************** Moral of this episode (That's if you've been following) if you don't know the reason for something- Keep quiet. I assured Emafidon that he will see his shoe, he eventually saw it. (although this was due to the fact that, the Govo told the hotelites that we were all gonna swear) Of cause he had the right to point accusing fingers at me. In fact, in the court of law, I might me found guilty. Pls be mindful of what u say. 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:43pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
youngfocus: lol.. Bro.. Your sense of imagination powerful o. But if I had that kinda power, e for go well o. I for make Emafidon my house boy by now, e for dey wash my cloths. Emafidon na joke o... In case you dey read am. Lol before I see strong men for my door step. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 9:57pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Hadampson:lol you guys are hilarious honestly. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by mfujah(m): 7:05am On Dec 28, 2016 |
temi.... u f****d bro!lol |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:11am On Dec 28, 2016 |
mfujah:Bro, na joke o. Abeg o. I no go say that kind thing again. Lol. 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:15am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Good morning baby Angelinastto |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by mfujah(m): 7:27am On Dec 28, 2016 |
lovely.... serious angel sef don dream about u... 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 7:28am On Dec 28, 2016 |
YungTemy:Morning morning! On fp.......Dabbing |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by phlamesG: 7:38am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Angelinastto:Hi |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:39am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Angelinastto:you made it all possible. You sneaked some of your fan base over here. I for kiss you but your bf fit dey observe. Hehe Preciate. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by mfujah(m): 7:39am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Angelinastto:i pray someday i will appreciate niaraland if my name is used too.... maybe if u wan write pls use my name jasufi or salamo!!! lol |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:40am On Dec 28, 2016 |
mfujah: like play, like play hope say you no be Emafidon o.. Lol |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Moblord(m): 7:46am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Throughout your studies you've not come across Summary... what a pity 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:55am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Moblord: Bro, I understand where you coming from but lemme help decipher this piece of work to you. I'd start with, what's literature?... Literature is ''any writing'' form of art. Right?. It's about expressing ones feelings. I'm not saying I'm a writer or a wanna be writer. Take note. I just felt like writing something about my past. The mode and way of which I express it all depends on me. As long as the person reading it all get the picture. I just wanna let people have a glimpse into my crazy world. Have I done wrong? PS. To dey type no easy. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hundreddegrees(m): 8:02am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Nice one |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Evakinqz: 8:10am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Nice one YungTemy, have been following since yesterday night, until ah was carried away by Nature (sleep) ... |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 8:19am On Dec 28, 2016 |
YungTemy:lol. Blushing.... Can't take a kiss, yet to brush. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 8:20am On Dec 28, 2016 |
mfujah:lol noted |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 8:21am On Dec 28, 2016 |
phlamesG:hi |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 8:24am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Moblord:common! Comments like this can make any writer give up. I gusse this is why Nigeria do not really grow. We kill people's spirit with out mouth. **No offense** 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by 2shur: 8:25am On Dec 28, 2016 |
i smell uniben or unilag YungTemy: |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Kakamorufu(m): 8:25am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Passg.ing |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by phlamesG: 8:37am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Angelinastto:You look cute btw |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 8:54am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Angelinastto:Hilarious iz my middle name. |
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by feodan: 8:54am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Una Story Sweet Bro, U Fit Write Am 4 Book Self. I Get People Wey Dem Story No Sweet Rich, Ur Own & Dem Don Write Am 4 Book, He Don Dey Fetch Dem Money. 1 Like |
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