''7000 milligram of Tramadol, mixed with 1000 milligram of Refnol and two mega sea.''
thank GOD you didnt die that day or else i want b able to read ya story 'hope you learnt one or two lesson that day

Gabbyraze:
That feeling when you have been conned by your friends, I relate....sorry Temy

Gabbyraze have you been in this situation b4?

idrisbabat5:
''7000 milligram of Tramadol, mixed with 1000 milligram of Refnol and two mega sea.''
thank GOD you didnt die that day or else i want b able to read ya story 'hope you learnt one or two lesson that day

lol.. It wasn't easy that day o.

Abeg who has been in such situation b4.. Mistakenly taking Hard drugs?

YungTemy:

lol.. It wasn't easy that day o.

i know it wont be easy that why i dey wait next episode to know d gbege wey u enter

YungTemy:
Abeg who has been in such situation b4.. Mistakenly taking Hard drugs?

me but I did not believe it was hard drug so it did not have any effect..

they mixed tom tom and tramadol in lacasera
and gave me without my knowledge...

they next time anybody try that with me I will skin the person cultist or not

I can decide to change my mindset to that of a cultist..
we are all humans...

be careful of what you eat or drink next time especially when you are with tough guys

Lolzz, no be small highness be dat ooo..

redon12:
me but I did not believe it was hard drug so it did not have any effect..
they mixed tom tom and tramadol in lacasera and gave me without my knowledge...
they next time anybody try that with me I will skin the person cultist or not
I can decide to change my mindset to that of a cultist.. we are all humans...

lol.. Mehn, that trips bad. Asin eh haha

idrisbabat5:
be careful of what you eat or drink next time especially when you are with tough guys

Fact... Absolutely true. One as to be careful what he or she takes. Since it was gathering, I tot it was just normal highness but it turned out crazy

Evakinqz:
Lolzz, no be small highness be dat ooo..

asin. That one na death, person fit go from there. Thank God say, I strong small. AAU boys and drugs

YungTemy:

asin. That one na death, person fit go from there. Thank God say, I strong small. AAU boys and drugs

e gud as yhu nor die ooo, abegi continue jor..

YungTemy:

like forreal. I was so shocked. He carried her with just one hand, like she was a teddy bear. Lol, don't pity Hadampson o. The guy be like Samson.

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ROYAL HIGHNESS
Continuation

''Wait, I no hear you well'' I said, trying to clean my two ears with my fingers, so I could hear properly. I tot it was a joke maybe to just scare me or something. Marvis was fund of playing pranks on people.
Makavelli: Na 7000 mg of tramadol dey inside and 1000 mg of ref. Na me pop am inside, and 2 megasea for the road. You no like how we take dey?
Me: ey chimo! (I spoke in Igbo language for the first time) Makavelli why na?
Thompson: Temy you be chicken
Me: you sharrap, men dey talk you dey put mouth.
Mayson: hey, thank God say I no drink. Make I dey sip my megasea dey go. Mama abeg you get alomo?
Mama: yes my pikin
Mayson: abeg give me one, hope say e cold?
Mama: yes o. E cold well.
My mind kept beating very fast, ''what have I taken'' I tot ''make I no go die o, ey Jesus these guys don kill me o''. I was interrupted my Makellivi.
Makavelli: hope say you don eat?
Me: yes I don eat.
Makavelli: then you shouldn't be afraid, infact... (I could see him turning another round of diluted coke into my cup) Temy take another round (offering it to me) If you take this one, if you no reach heaven make I die.
Me: Makavelli na now I know say you hate me o. Chai! You For tell me na?
Makavelli: If I hate you I for don blend you enter confranity tey tey but you be my guy, I fit kill for y.
Me: bros, abeg leave me.
At that moment, Thompson received a call from one of our course mate telling us that Prof. Eze had fixed a class which was to commence in about 10mins. ''This is the worst day of my life'' I tot ''Make I no go faint for class o''.
Marvis: Temy why you dey sweat na. That level don dey work o. It's just 10:50 (he checked his Gucci wrist watch), afternoon never reach na.
Me: if you wan insult me, insult me well o. Idiot. Yeye boy
The 6 of them stood up, including the pretty yellow pawpaw babe who had remained mute throughout my whole ordeal. They paid the person incharge and we all left for class.
In about 5 mins time Prof. Eze was at the venue. Prof Eze, was one of the most intelligent man I've seen. He was average height, had lots of grey hair on his head, infact it was as white as cotton wool. When he teaches he doesn't take with him a text book or a note pad, all he teaches just flows out of his head.
Meanwhile, I was sitting at the middle of lecture room, already feeling the effect of the ''mixture'' I had taken. I began to sweat so much, the hoody I put on was almost wet. I was drenched in my own sweat. My handkerchief was dripping sweat. Mayson looked at me smiled a devils kind of smile.
Me: Mayson I done die o (i said whispering to him)
Mayson: you no go die. I reject am for you
Me: ayy! Na so I go take go.
My eyes began to see double, it was somehow blurry. My hands where shaking, I wasn't comfortable. Although, I wasn't myside, but I felt a kind of joy in me. I was happy. I was beginning to love the feeling. The good aspect was overtaking the bad aspect. ''should I go home'' i tot. ''Prof. Eze hasn't started yet'', all these thoughts roamed through my head. then all of sudden. Prof Eze began to speak.
Prof Eze: can someone lock the front and the back door please. No one is going in or out. Lecture commences.
He began to observe the students in his class. Maybe he was probably counting them, I don't know. He kept starring until he suddenly gazed at me. I felt my heart skipped thrice, but still yet I felt this strange confidence. I felt like I was goliath and he was Davis. I had to just compose myself tho.
Mayson: Temy, Prof Eze dey observe you o (he whispered to me)
Me: bros, I know. Make I compose myself o
Prof Eze. Slowly worked towards me, like a lion about to give a surprise attack to it's victim. He came to my sit and starred at me.
Prof Eze: where's your book?
Me: it's here sir, (bringing it out from my pocket)
Prof Eze: so, you're putting my book inside your pocket, what rubbish?
''no be your book o, na my book'' I said inwardly. I began to laugh.
Prof Eze: why are you laughing what's so funny?
The whole class kept quiet looking at the unfolding drama. I looked at him, but I couldn't see him clearly, because of the drugs had taken maximum effect.
Prof Eze: what nonsense.
Me: sir I'm sorry. I'm laughing at my stupidity sir. (I pray o)
Prof Eze: good. So, why are sweating profusely under this cold
weather?
Me: sir, I'm not feeling fine. As a result of your lecture, I had come so I wouldn't miss out. I trekked from my house to the school. Doctor says I have typhoid and malaria combine.
I began to fake my illness. And it worked, Tramadol and Refnol did the trick. He gave me his attendance, I couldn't even write my name. Mayson had to help out. I walked home slowly, probably walking like a zombie. But how I got home, I didn't know. I went to bed and slept off for like 2 days. I was gone. Makavelli was right.... I probably went to heaven to see the Angels

Moral of this Episode

Your friends can either make you or break you. Either which way
Dedicated to Angelinastto

SPDAZZY:




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thank you so much. Your comment is deeply appreciated.

YungTemy:

like forreal. I was so shocked. He carried her with just one hand, like she was a teddy bear. Lol, don't pity Hadampson o. The guy be like Samson.

Lol U too much
Oya chop knuckle

SPDAZZY:


Lol, abeg O no kill anybody

Ok o i don hear yhu, just tel evaking make e back off o

Hadampson:
Ok o i don hear yhu, just tel evaking make e back off o

lol.. See wetin SPDAZZY don cause o. Chai! The power of a woman.

Evakinqz:
lolzz...

Ma man, no be ma fault say she nor dread yur doings na...


SPDAZZY na ma chick ooo

*bringing out a big mallet* what did u just say?

Yungtemy, re u studying history? Cos me sef cant remember all this... #thuglife

WatchinginHD:
Yungtemy, re u studying history? Cos me sef cant remember all this... #thuglife

you're so damn correct. I study International studies and history. Lol. You're very smart.

Hadampson:
*bringing out a big mallet* what did u just say?

lol.. World War 2

Hadampson:
*bringing out a big mallet* what did u just say?

Nice post bro. keep it coming

waiting 4 next episode

Nepa go soon collect light. Oh boy, this one na Merlin seasonal movie o. In dragon voice, which episode are we now? More grace bro but finish this before we enter 2017...

It was a beautiful Saturday morning in ekpoma, the sun was shining so bright. It was a lecture free day, so I had the time to myself. I had to make good use of the opportunity I had to wash all my dirty clothes. I therefore sort out the clean clothes from the dirty clothes and headed to the back of the hostel to do my laundry. I preferred washing outside though because I felt more relaxed.
I began to wash my clothes, while listening to ''Roses'' by Burnaboy, I was so addicted to the song, like a crack addict, addicted to cocaine. While washing, I heard a ladies voice singing to the melodious tune of Burnaboy. ''who could that be I'' i tot ''this babe voice is just perfect, could it Mary, abi Constance or Doris'' I wondered. I stood up from the position where I was washing my clothes and traced where the melodious voice was coming from. Lo and behold it was Precious, the ''Jambite''. *Yh! Of course she had gotten admission into AAU but as long as one is till in 100 level, the she is a Jambite.
Precious was looking so beautiful as ever, with her low cut. I Looked straight at her backside, it was intact. No blemish, no distortion, it was just perfect. She wore a bump short and this openly showed the light colour of her skin. ''This girl must be using caro white or caro tune'' i tot. Precious was busy sun drying her clothes when I came to the scene.
Precious: Good morning bros Temy.
Me: precious, fine girl. How are you today?... I heard someone singing I had to come check who it was, i didn't know you could sing
Precious: I can't sing o. (she said blushing)
Me: yes you can. So you love burnaboy?
Precious: yes, I love him so much. I love his songs most especially ''like to party'' and ''Roses''
Me: wao! That's incredible. You like BURNABOY, I also burnaboy. We are so compatible. Can't you see the chemistry.
Precious: Mmm. (she smiled)
''this babe don dey like the boy o'' I tot ''she don dey love, she dey love the boy doinz''
Me: Precious, right now I'm busy with my laundry. I will get to you when I'm done. Uhm, your senior sister dey house?
Precious: no she's not at home, she went for choir rehearsal.

I smiled revealing my set of white teeth. *Even if I don't brush for a month my teeth will still be white* lol, no joke. I went back to what I was doing, calculating what my next plan of action should be.
''This babe na 100 level o. Make I Flex small before other AAU boys take over, no time o, chai see her ass, this one na real, see as the ass dey vibrate when she dey walk''. This sinful thoughts ran through my mind. I therefore hurriedly wash my clothes, rinse and eventually sun dried them.
I went straight into my room, brushed my teeth for like 15mins straight, I didn't want the situation whereby precious would say ''eww, Temy your mouth is smelling'' so I brushed my teeth thoroughly. I took my bathe, comb my low cut hair, sprayed a smart collection cologne on my body and I went straight to her room.
I knocked the door.

To be continued

saintbillion:
Nepa go soon collect light. Oh boy, this one na Merlin seasonal movie o. In dragon voice, which episode are we now? More grace bro but finish this before we enter 2017...

lol.. I hope say you dey feel am.. Abeg correct me if you observe any mistake. Preciate

YungTemy:

Gabbyraze have you been in this situation b4?

Yep, my uni friends were crazy lot

Continuation.

I knocked twice at the door, awaiting a response fRom Precious. ''I'm coming, hold on'', she said. I stood patiently waiting for Precious to open the door. I perceived my breathe for the last time, it was perfect, my lips were ready for action. She eventually opened the door and I entered. This was actually the first time of entering my neighbours room.
Precious: come in.
Temy: thank you.
Her room was quiet girly. It was painted pink and a splash of purple. There was a wardrobe, tv, chair, table and a huge bed. I stood for a second contemplating where to sit... The ''chair'' or the ''bed''. The bed will be the most idle place to relax but I just have to be gentle man, I don't want want to rush things.
Precious: please feel at home.
I jejely sat down on the chair, she offered me a can of Malta, which I sipped while we began to discuss. We talked about matters relating to education, family and the society at large. Precious was indeed a good companion, I never knew she was a talkactive. After a brief pause. I began to express myself.
Me: precious, I've never felt like this in a long while. You've captured my heart already.
Precious: are you serious. Don't joke with me o
Me: I can't. Infact you have the keys already. I'm falling deeply for you. I've never felt like this in a long while, and it's because of you.
Precious: Mm. You're yet to even know me.
Me: why not give me a chance, to show you how I feel. I'd never let anything happen to you. This I promise
Precious: but you have a girlfriend
Me: No I don't, I'm single.
Precious: boys, you guys lie too much. I can never trust a guy.
Me: Baby, you can't just generalize. And We are all different species, one is different from the other.
Precious: but I've been cheated before, I don't want such again.
Me: Baby, I will never do anything to hurt you. Ever since I saw you, I knew you were the right one for me. There's a reason The Almighty brought us together.
I slowly stood up from the chair where I was sitting and went straight to the bed where she was.
Me: Baby look into my eyes (she shylishly looked at me) I love you.
I was about to kiss her sweet socolent lips, when her sister, Mary bashed into the room. ''Mo gbe, yawa... Sister Mary don catch me o'' I tot. The three of us just kept starring at eachother. I bid Precious farewell and greeted Mary with a smile. I left the room.
''There's always a next time'' i tot.

Happy New year

Baddest Guy Ever Liveth Kwontinu i just pray diz wil nt end yhu in... trouble

YungTemy:
Happy New year

Same To U

Happy New Year 2 ma lovely sweetheart SPDAZZY. And others who keep this great thread alive