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I once got a call from a man with an Hausa Accent "Salamalekun! Salamalekun!....Kabiru!...Hallo...Kabir....." I just hanged up



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I once got a text message that "my BVN has not been done and my account will be blocked" ...and the funny thing was i just completed my BVN two days earlier

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Got a Call one Sunday morning like that and the girl said this is 'Mercy'... I was like I don't know you and she started raining all sort of abuse and insult on me that I've scammed her and God will repay my deeds...

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Maybe na one guy wey knack am give am wrong number

Joshkid:
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Got a Call one Sunday morning like that and the girl said this is 'Mercy'... I was like I don't know you and she started raining all sort of abuse and insult on me that I've scammed her and God will repay my deeds...

*modified*

Maybe na one guy wey knack am give am wrong number

RB007:


Call
I once got a call from a man with an Hausa Accent "Salamalekun! Salamalekun!....Kabiru!...Hallo...Kabir....." I just hanged up



Text
I once got a text message that "my BVN has not been done and my account will be blocked" ...and the funny thing was i just completed my BVN two days earlier

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Lalasticlala
Seun

How old are you? Did you just get a cellphone
#justasking

mine was "Lasisi Lasisi o sa lo lati ijo yi Pelu Owo mi, Osa lo si eko walahi" she started raining insults and curses saying she will report Lasisi to the village priest. Had to call her back to convince her that am not Lasisi lol. Lasisi must have stopped using the line before I bought it. it was not funny that day o

ORIJIN201:
mine was "Lasisi Lasisi o sa lo lati ijo yi Pelu Owo mi, Osa lo si eko walahi" she started raining insults and curses saying she will report Lasisi to the village priest. Had to call her back to convince her that am not Lasisi lol. Lasisi must have stopped using the line before I bought it. it was not funny that day o

nellaluv:
How old are you? Did you just get a cellphone
#justasking

You've been here since '08

Is this how uu behave

someone called me that they are wizkid that I shud send 200 naira card for collabo. at the end I discovered the person was the name in the image below...

Got a call that I had been nominated as running mate to Atiku in 2019...

Sorry, it was a dream!

I dont have a fone

Hausas are fond of diallin wrong numbers

It was during this last Bournemouth vs Arsenal game, I called my sis to say I'll be coming home late o

"Hello bukky"
She: "hello who's this?"
Me: " help you tell mum ill be home late o"
She: "which mum? Please who's this? "
Me: I was confused faa.... 'is this bukky?'
She: "yes this is bukky, what do you want?"
Me: "Haba, bukky akingbola?" (name changed)
She: yes this is bukky akingbola
Me: shuo! Bukky akingbola, fresh's sister? It's me na ur bro...
She: my bro is sleeping o, you have dialled wrong number.

We're friends now sha... she bears same name and surname as my sister.

It's Facebook sync feature o...
I synced my lumia with my Facebook acc, and searched for "bukky" on my contacts.... I came up with her name.
#uptosomething sha

Swithrt aftral we hv bin tru i dnt bliv u will brok my hart in2 pieses llik dis...

My funniest Text

I got a text from my network provider that Cristiano Ronaldo has invited me to join his fan club and I should activate it for #50

My emotions went from excitement to anger, if C. Ronaldo is serious he should send me #50 for activation

Rubbish

ones got a text that i was HIV Positive......at first i was devatested and rushed as far as my leg could take me to have my self checked........the most horrific messge ever

My puffy pussy is wet getting ready for u, the funniest thing was the text was from TrapQueen of nairaland,, she later apologized she intended sending it to Estharfabian

I got a text from a 'sister' from fellowship. It reads
You idiot, I'm done with you. All you want from me is bl0w job. You and that you small kini. Let me tell you, no more s3x , no more bj, that what you gonna miss, yo useless asshole.

I know the text wasn't for me, but to think that our dear sister is into all these amazed me.

She call me tire, I no gree pick.
Later she sent an SMS saying 'sorry that text was a mistake, a friend wanted to use my phone to sms her boyfriend. Please delete it. '

I was like "story for the gods." Till today she avoids me like a plague.

The other day, Obama called me and said he was coming for me. I knew the number was strange because my phone went dark when I received the call. I could also hear Joe Biden grunting in the background, it was so eerie... I sha told Obama that IDGAF he could come and get me... Next thing I knew, I woke up inside gutter

That was the day I stopped drinking HERO....

the day i got a credit alert of N5 on one of my accounts that had been dormant.

**don't tell me what bank was that

Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV, when I turned it off

Those fucktards can rain curses on someone..

See what I sent back to a scammer

Naughtytboy:
My puffy pussy is wet getting ready for u, the funniest thing was the text was from TrapQueen of nairaland,, she later apologized she intended sending it to Estharfabian

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