femi4:
The best set of Nlanders are those that registered in 2007 downward

And some 4got their passwords and registered again. It was fun battling mukina2

ThaRealist:


Do reply ur mention on my thread

I didn't get the way you quoted me. Couldn't quite Grasp my head around it.

through out last year I gt calls from different number asking if I'm WizKid or olamide...they all keep saying they got my number from Google. even when I say I'm not WizKid some still say I'm lying... loool

mine below

That's from me and a scammer

Mine was a strange girl who sent the following. She almost destroy my house. ..

sulakishop:
Mine was a strange girl who sent the following. She almost destroy my house. ..

hahahahaha, o my goodness, this is so very funny!

femummy:


hahahahaha, o my goodness, this is so very funny!

My dear sister, afraiding is still catching me as I sit here right now...

IYADARA:
ones got a text that i was HIV Positive......at first i was devatested and rushed as far as my leg could take me to have my self checked........the most horrific messge ever

U have not told us if It was truely positive or negative...I don de suspect u..

There was this hausa man that was calling me almost everyday; he doesnt understand english and I did not understand Hausa. Every effort made to let him know he's calling wrong number proved abortive. I had to save d number and stopped picking his call, he stopped calling after several attempts after that.

Another annoying call is the MTN 5 digit numbers (like 55227) dat calls every time, it can be most annoying when you are expecting important call and you rushed to pick ur phone just to see d number. Same thing goes for their messages.

A guy who called on phone by my name and said we met at yaba some weeks ago, when I've been in China since 2013 and never visited home nor never even been to yaba in my entire life before.

Funniest call: The guy kept calling my number which was a wrong number and later asked, "Are you the owner of the phone?". I was like, "no, you are"

Blessograo:
A guy who called on phone by my name and said we met at yaba some weeks ago, when I've been in China since 2013 and never visited home nor never even been to yaba in my entire life before.

You shall won let us know sey you dey China? True or lie, you know best.

kazeemolami:

You shall won let us know sey you dey China? True or lie, you know best.

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IYADARA:
ones got a text that i was HIV Positive......at first i was devatested and rushed as far as my leg could take me to have my self checked........the most horrific messge ever

U went to check? Means ur sexually active. Nice.

Story for the gods.

wellmax:
I got a text from a 'sister' from fellowship. It reads
You idiot, I'm done with you. All you want from me is bl0w job. You and that you small kini. Let me tell you, no more s3x , no more bj, that what you gonna miss, yo useless asshole.

I know the text wasn't for me, but to think that our dear sister is into all this amazed me.

She call me tire, I no gree pick.
Later she sent a SMS saying 'sorry that text was a mistake, a friend wanted to use my phone to sms her boyfriend. Please delete it. '

I was like story for the gods. Till today she avoids me like a plague.

donholy28:
Every wrong number is 90% likely to be a Hausa person on the line

I noticed that too

D txt msg goes thus: Mummy peter cries so much bcs he misses u nd i also miss u too. Luv from peter nd paul.
It was completely frm a strange numba bt was scared shit to call d numba nd coincidentally i was preggy around dat time tho i lata gave birth to a baby girl bt my colleague who knew of dat msg still playfully refer to me as "mummy Psquare".

u cant be serious dude......

sulakishop:
Mine was a strange girl who sent the following. She almost destroy my house. ..

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apholaryn:
Afonja's for wia? u must be high on dumbness

blackboy2star:
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV, when I turned it off

Oloshi..Sir werey

blackboy2star:
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV, when I turned it off

Oloshi..Sir werey

... eewo ti eepe

Alkanoicacid:


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Oloshi..Sir werey