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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by SexyNairalander: 12:50pm On Jan 07, 2017

booked

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Keziehenry(m): 12:51pm On Jan 07, 2017

And this is on front page, i guess no more tonto dike and snake thread again. Smh.

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by admax(m): 12:51pm On Jan 07, 2017

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jan 07, 2017

Naughtytboy:
My puffy pussy is wet getting ready for u, the funniest thing was the text was from TrapQueen of nairaland,, she later apologized she intended sending it to Estharfabian

you know I'm a girl, right?

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jan 07, 2017

I once got a call from an obviously learning yahoo pastor promising to get me a placement for service @ NNPC through spiritual means grin

..asked me to send #500 Mtn for higher callings w@eva that meant undecided

..I simply sent him a bargage of used cards..dude l8r called d@ they blocked his line n I was like eyah cry

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by luscioustrish(f): 12:53pm On Jan 07, 2017

From one Hausa man

Then those annoying ones that call you and say 'hello! Who is this?' undecided

I'm like wtf huh

Sometimes I just hang up, no be everytime person dey talk cool

All those bvn/atm texts. undecided

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by GoodyOG: 12:54pm On Jan 07, 2017

i really do

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jan 07, 2017

Naughtytboy:
My puffy pussy is wet getting ready for u, the funniest thing was the text was from TrapQueen of nairaland,, she later apologized she intended sending it to Estharfabian

am not surprised....

[color=Gold].not one bit [/color]

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by baffabulous(m): 12:56pm On Jan 07, 2017

SeunWedsLinda:
Ion give an "f"

ur idgaf is d best so far

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Naughtytboy: 12:57pm On Jan 07, 2017

Estharfabian:

you know I'm a girl, right?

sure cucumber girl,, i see you do d dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt grin

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by nairaman66(m): 12:58pm On Jan 07, 2017

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Divay22(f): 12:58pm On Jan 07, 2017

Text message....

Dear customer
Your ATM card has expired,Come and activate it OR call 080***********
I was just wondering,What an idiot..

I don't even have an ATM card .......

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by adewumiopeyemi(m): 12:58pm On Jan 07, 2017

Helo pls I want to speak to chinedu. Chinedu ke sorry dis is a wrong number[color=][/color] grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jan 07, 2017

Estharfabian:

you know I'm a girl, right?

..its not about you...no no

[color=Gold]its all about her... .[/color]

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Rozaystunna(m): 12:59pm On Jan 07, 2017

Mine and yours is same

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by SeunWedsLinda(m): 12:59pm On Jan 07, 2017

baffabulous:
ur idgaf is d best so far

saw the pic somewhere. Not originally mine.... Couldn't help the laughter grin

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jan 07, 2017

Divay22:
Text message....

Dear customer
Your ATM card has expired,Come and activate it OR call 080***********
I was just wondering,What an idiot..

I don't even have an ATM card .......

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Rozaystunna(m): 1:00pm On Jan 07, 2017

nellaluv:
How old are you? Did you just get a cellphone
#justasking

you're extremely stupid but you've not realized

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jan 07, 2017

I've gotten a 'salamalekun' call before too. It was from a woman though. Her voice sounded old. And I kept telling her wring number and she kept calling. I had to block the number eventually

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jan 07, 2017

wellmax:
I got a text from a 'sister' from fellowship. It reads
You idiot, I'm done with you. All you want from me is bl0w job. You and that you small kini. Let me tell you, no more s3x , no more bj, that what you gonna miss, yo useless asshole.

I know the text wasn't for me, but to think that our dear sister is into all this amazed me.

She call me tire, I no free pick.
Later she sent a SMS saying 'sorry that text was a mistake, a friend wanted to use my phone to sms her boyfriend. Please delete it. '

I was like story for the gods. Till today she avoids me like a plague.

u for use the opportunity blow her

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Misterpaul(m): 1:02pm On Jan 07, 2017

I got a call from this girl that always forming posh for me like she lives in banana island and doesn't knw how to speak Igbo...

*my phone rings* I answered the call.

ME: helloo

SHE: Papa e bo la chi

ME: what?

SHE: Papa obu Ify ne kwu... biko sendia lam five tauzand

ME: Hey! Ify...its me Paul you are talking to not ur papa.

SHE: Jizuzz!...*cuts the call*

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Divay22(f): 1:03pm On Jan 07, 2017

RB007:

;DWhere is yours

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Sleekydee(m): 1:04pm On Jan 07, 2017

I just got that message yesterday from our office secretary who happens to be atlest 10years older Dan mi, apparently or obviously it was a mistake, she actually sent it to all contacts (thanks to d power of Mark All). even my boss n his wife got one each, my secretary bf, d supposed owner of d text is livid...lol

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jan 07, 2017

RB007:
..its not about you...no no

[color=Gold]its all about her... .[/color]

lol.

so, I'm lost...

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by linasparkle(f): 1:04pm On Jan 07, 2017

donholy28:
Every wrong number is 90% likely to be a Hausa person on the line

u re so right, but pls why is it so?

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 1:05pm On Jan 07, 2017

nellaluv:
How old are you? Did you just get a cellphone
#justasking

She wanted to make fun of the OP,but the post don hit Front Page..

I wonder wether this girl knew why her great-great grand dad live that long...... OP help me and tell her..

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by boseshalom(f): 1:06pm On Jan 07, 2017

from a stalker who kept requesting for airtime.Never knew it was my stubborn teenage brother

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jan 07, 2017

Estharfabian:

lol.

so, I'm lost...

..Oh no you aint lost

[color=Gold]ur too smart to be lost----lets just say yu didnt wanna pay attention to some irrelevant stuffs .[/color]

Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by femi4: 1:08pm On Jan 07, 2017

RB007:
You've been here since '08

Is this how hu behave

The best set of Nlanders are those that registered in 2007 downward

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 1:09pm On Jan 07, 2017

Divay22:
;DWhere is yours

right here resting in my wallet..

[color=Gold].feeling comfy [/color]

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Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jan 07, 2017

RB007:
..Oh no you aint lost

[color=Gold]ur too smart to be lost----lets just say yu didnt wanna pay attention to some irrelevant stuffs .[/color]

Roger that!

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