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"Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Kolababe(op): 10:35am On Jan 08, 2017*

This email was sent to flamboyant psychologist, and relationship expert Joro Olumofin.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/01/every-girl-i-tell-i-live-in-banana.html

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Kolababe(op): 10:36am On Jan 08, 2017

sigh

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by jejemanito: 10:37am On Jan 08, 2017

Are you surprised huh

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 10:37am On Jan 08, 2017

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by LordIsaac(m): 10:38am On Jan 08, 2017

Nigerian girls have ingrained poverty driven mentality, may God deliver them.

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Lionbite(m): 10:39am On Jan 08, 2017

Later now one girl go come dey shout 'feminists rocks' for here. Iffahear

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 10:42am On Jan 08, 2017

Ladies and riches, pussy and dick. Fulls

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:43am On Jan 08, 2017

Buhahahahaha this is funny........ Nigga is attracting chewing gum girls.

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 10:45am On Jan 08, 2017

JeffreyJamez:
Buhahahahaha this is funny........ Nigga is attracting chewing gum girls.

But they all have the same hole down there?

Or

Am I missing something? wink

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by dingbang(m): 10:45am On Jan 08, 2017

Why don't he chase his class..instead of jumping from one broke girl to another.. If he thinks he has money he should make a pass at Linda ikeji.. Oniranu..

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by lytech1(m): 10:46am On Jan 08, 2017

Ladies and their poor mentality.

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:46am On Jan 08, 2017

BiafranBushBoy:
But they all have the same hole down there?

Or

Am I missing something?

The same hole but different passwords....In this case at the sound of "Banana island" the kpekus says "welcome, please wait while your transaction is processing" grin

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:48am On Jan 08, 2017

dingbang:

Why don't he chase his class..instead of jumping from one broke girl to another.. If he thinks he has money he should make a pass at Linda ikeji.. Oniranu..

Are you minding him. grin

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 10:49am On Jan 08, 2017

JeffreyJamez:
The same hole but different passwords....In this case at the sound of "Banana island" the kpekus says "welcome, please wait while your transaction is processing"

I was actually missing something!!

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 10:50am On Jan 08, 2017

lytech1:
~~Ladies~~ and their poor mentality.

*Some Ladies*

Fixed.

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 10:52am On Jan 08, 2017*

Well, those girls are probably Poor, Stùpid, Dumb, foolish or psychologically imbalanced. and I think there's something irky about you that attracts you to those species of fücktards. as the phrase goes, Disgusting foods attract plenty flies.

Like living in Banana land is Now a benchmark for Immortality? Biko, Check yourself. You're probably the cause. 'Coz I don't see why Crackheads would wanna sleep with A dunderhead simply because he lives in some Boring, Overrated location.

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:54am On Jan 08, 2017

BiafranBushBoy:

I was actually missing something!!

...And what was that? Lol

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by mymadam(m): 10:55am On Jan 08, 2017

dingbang:

Why don't he chase his class..instead of jumping from one broke girl to another.. If he thinks he has money he should make a pass at Linda ikeji.. Oniranu..

You've nailed it jare. After all, 'birds of the same feather should flock together.' He sounds to me like a poor rich man.

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 10:59am On Jan 08, 2017

https://img.memecdn.com/wow-would-you-look-at-the-time-time-to-not-give-an-f_o_485828.gif

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Michellla(f): 10:59am On Jan 08, 2017

Estharfabian:

Well, those girls are probably Poor, Stùpid, Dumb, foolish or psychologically imbalanced. and I think there's something irky about you that attracts you to those species of fücktards. as the phrase goes, Disgusting foods attract plenty flies.

Like living in Banana land is Now a benchmark for Immortality? Biko, Check yourself. You're probably the cause. 'Coz I don't see why Crackheads would wanna sleep with you simply because you leave in some Boring, Overrated location.

haa.youzz is not smiling as usual

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by BiafranBushBoy: 11:01am On Jan 08, 2017

JeffreyJamez:
...And what was that? Lol

Different passwords

I never knew about that. Lol

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 11:04am On Jan 08, 2017

BiafranBushBoy:
*Some Ladies*

Fixed.

You're being a two faced demon. make up your mind already.

You once mentioned Girls had to nothing else to offer than their Vjayjayz. you didn't had ''Some''.

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by lilmax(m): 11:04am On Jan 08, 2017

Estharfabian:

Well, those girls are probably Poor, Stùpid, Dumb, foolish or psychologically imbalanced. and I think there's something irky about you that attracts you to those species of fücktards. as the phrase goes, Disgusting foods attract plenty flies.

Like living in Banana land is Now a benchmark for Immortality? Biko, Check yourself. You're probably the cause. 'Coz I don't see why Crackheads would wanna sleep with you simply because you leave in some Boring, Overrated location.

calm down..... are you on the list? grin

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Garshyzee(m): 11:07am On Jan 08, 2017

Im not surprised naa.. Nigerian girls are mechanical.... grin

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by lytech1(m): 11:07am On Jan 08, 2017

BiafranBushBoy:
*Some Ladies*
Fixed.

most ladies

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by JeffreyJamez(m): 11:09am On Jan 08, 2017

BiafranBushBoy:
Different passwords

I never knew about that. Lol

Well now you do.....

For some it's Pizza or Shawarma. grin

While some,just show them your car key grin

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Rapmaestro(m): 11:10am On Jan 08, 2017

lilmax:
calm down..... are you on the list?

the way she be going at it seems suspicious

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 11:11am On Jan 08, 2017

Michellla:
haa.youzz is not smiling as usual

lol. I am, trust me...

where'You'been girl? You went MIA

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 08, 2017

lilmax:
calm down..... are you on the list?

LoL.

lemme jhoor. ayam vexing.

Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Nobody: 11:14am On Jan 08, 2017

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by naijaboiy: 11:14am On Jan 08, 2017

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Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by Ginaz(f): 11:15am On Jan 08, 2017

This story is boring, tell any girl anywhere in the world you have money they follow you like flies except some few who got self respect and worth.

So this shiiit, is just to criticized Nigeria girls and makes us look like money beggars.

This is poo, somebody tell that man to sit down 4 rat shiit. The richest men in the world don't complain, cos of his small banana abi na mango Island he is forming big somebody.

Mtchewwwww

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