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Re: by Nobody: 11:58pm On Jan 18, 2017*

Re: by HARDDON: 1:01am On Jan 19, 2017

iLegend:
they're grown up men with 10 liters of sperms in their testicles.

Re: by Nobody: 1:36am On Jan 19, 2017

iLegend:
I Want To Marry A Nairaland Girl. [Picture]

Before I start, I want to list all my amazing achievements in life.

5. I have a bicycle, (we'll use it for our wedding).
4. I have a Pentium 2 decoder / computer. (I stole it from my uncle).
3. I have a small diick.(Very tiny. I love it).
2. I have an Airtel modem for hacking. (White hat).
1. And I have a Nokia phone (I use it to telnet to people's routers and switches with permission. Thanks to CISCO).

What I listed above will infuriate the smart ones. Calm down and yansh down. The world does not resolve around your smartness. Learn to be dumb.

So, I want 8 Female Nairalanders for marriage.

When I hear girls complain on the scarcity of good guys, I feel sad. A nice, dumb and desperate guy
like me is here and you're complaining? F**k it. Listen, most men are... typing...

Re: by Princess4ng(f): 3:02am On Jan 19, 2017

MozB:
lol.. No its a needle

I see.....

Re: by Nobody: 3:49am On Jan 19, 2017

[color=deeppink]OK I actually wanna put yer WiFi hacking skills ta work
..... Some folk be stingy with they WiFi undecided

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Re: by Neenie(f): 4:29am On Jan 19, 2017

Issokay

Re: by Nobody: 6:24am On Jan 19, 2017*

Re: by Fadman4real(m): 7:43am On Jan 19, 2017

colik:

Hello, aw u doing

Re: by brandydaniells(m): 10:18am On Jan 19, 2017

the fuuckkis Dis dude talking bout!!!!!

Re: by princeakins(m): 10:19am On Jan 19, 2017

Neenie:
Issokay

What is actually on your mind pretty? wink

Re: by telvinfantasy: 11:55am On Jan 19, 2017

iLegend:
I Want To Marry A Nairaland Girl. [Picture]

Before I start, I want to list all my amazing achievements in life.

5. I have a bicycle, (we'll use it for our wedding).
4. I have a Pentium 2 decoder / computer. (I stole it from my uncle).
3. I have a small diick.(Very tiny. I love it).
2. I have an Airtel modem for hacking. (White hat).
1. And I have a Nokia phone (I use it to telnet to people's routers and switches with permission. Thanks to CISCO).

What I listed above will infuriate the smart ones. Calm down and yansh down. The world does not resolve around your smartness. Learn to be dumb.

So, I want 8 Female Nairalanders for marriage.

When I hear girls complain on the scarcity of good guys, I feel sad. A nice, dumb and desperate guy
like me is here and you're complaining? F**k it. Listen, most men are... typing...

my brother you are man enough. Carry on

Re: by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jan 19, 2017

iLegend:
Oh oh oh, now I understaaaaaand what you mean. Naughty girl. Gerrarahia mehn You girls keep spoiling a virgin like me. I'm keeping it till marriage.

Re: by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jan 19, 2017

iLegend:
Women are not difficult if you understand how they work. We'll give you the ESCOFi Remote so you can press any mumu button you want, but don't hurt women. Karma is real. I know most guys think their money or good looks will save them from relationship palava. Nah! Only your knowledge will. Money, education, height, and good looks are supplementary. If you don't understand the dynamics, you'll regret your life. These skills are not just to attract women, but for self development.

I have a lot to say, but I'm angry with all these needy, desperate, ball-less and nice guys. You can be nice, but from a good bad guy perspective. I'll post the link to the forum in some hours so you can shoot us with all your relationship questions. We're going to... typing...
Pls Post me the link. Thanks

Re: by Genea(f): 2:56pm On Jan 19, 2017

iLegend:
I Want To Marry A Nairaland Girl. [Picture]

Before I start, I want to list all my amazing achievements in life.

5. I have a bicycle, (we'll use it for our wedding).
4. I have a Pentium 2 decoder / computer. (I stole it from my uncle).
3. I have a small diick.(Very tiny. I love it).
2. I have an Airtel modem for hacking. (White hat).
1. And I have a Nokia phone (I use it to telnet to people's routers and switches with permission. Thanks to CISCO).

What I listed above will infuriate the smart ones. Calm down and yansh down. The world does not resolve around your smartness. Learn to be dumb.

So, I want 8 Female Nairalanders for marriage.

When I hear girls complain on the scarcity of good guys, I feel sad. A nice, dumb and desperate guy
like me is here and you're complaining? F**k it. Listen, most men are... typing...

Re: by Neenie(f): 7:07pm On Jan 19, 2017

princeakins:
What is actually on your mind pretty?

lol, nothing

Re: by princeakins(m): 10:00pm On Jan 19, 2017

Neenie:
lol, nothing

Mayb u jez lik d topic or somtin...

Anywayy

How izz u

Re: by Neenie(f): 10:20pm On Jan 19, 2017

princeakins:
Mayb u jez lik d topic or somtin...

Anywayy

How izz u

I am fine. And you?

Re: by princeakins(m): 2:28pm On Jan 20, 2017

Neenie:
I am fine. And you?

its bn funky all d way. cheesy

Want us to converse off here.

Juz check ma yim on ma profile n buzz me up

Anticipating.

Hv a pleasant day.

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Re: by Nobody: 10:19am On Jan 21, 2017*

Re: by Genea(f): 9:52pm On Jan 21, 2017

iLegend:
Slap me? Abeg forgive me nah.

lol

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