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This is not a Story nor Fiction (I kinda wish it was )

First of all Sex is Horrible and Stupidly Over-rated (I blame Porn and sex stories )

Leggo!

I just had sex with a random girl I've never met her all my life I've never had a conversation with her before.
So I skipped church today it was exactly (11:48am) I saw her passing obviously coming back from church (i sure say na church of Satan she dey come from ) , naim the konji in me call am from upstairs I think say she no go answer but walahi she enter my compound Omo I shock, I carry am inside
Me: Where your house dey
Her: bla bla bla(I no remember wetin she talk konji block my ear)
Naxo I grab her breast dey lead am to my room omo. The breast big die (i comot her top , comot bra see fresh bobiii naxo I begin dey find nipples walahi I no see nipples me sef no understand wetin I dey view naxo I look the girl again she troway face )

I con go below dip my hand for her pomo she no be virgin oooo (like me)

Naxo I reason am 4 my mind if guy like me back this nipple less bitch who am I not to .
I lead am to my foam she lie down open leg, fear dey catch me to kiss a nippleless girl

Naxo I put the 11.5inch kondo inside no comdom omo e no gree enter (na small prick she dey nack )

I con switch am to doggy style only the tip enter I con thrust naxo she shout yeeeaah it's too much
I kon laugh naxo my eye go her big breast I felt disgust

She con suck my prick first bj ever(from a girl thotho)
E no reach 7mins I cum I come tell am make she pack up dey go naxo she leave no questions ..

I enter my room naxo the room dey smell different I use perfume the smell no change I use izal omo e still dey
Naxo I carry insecticide spray omo e douse ...(her odor strong gann! )

Questions :
I still smell her till now In my nose please what can I do a friend adviced I use insecticide in my nose(d guy na bastard)
2) I didn't use condoms just the tip of my Barton got in should Ibe bothered

Please Useful answers

if u want to act porn, u shud just apply...your post is meaningless...

1. Slice plenty bitter lime and use it to clean up your armpits as often as possible daily. The smell would go.

Thank me later.

Others can apply the same secret.

enuk80:
if u want to act porn, u shud just apply...your post is meaningless...

Get a life

UnGodly post!! €Jumps out of thread.

It is finished!

ITEKEM:
Get a life

You should be telling yourself that

ARMAGEDDON

i can help you but its terrible that at 17 you had this experience.... repent quickly cos the issue of sex is ONCE YOU POP u CANT STOP

ITEKEM:
This is not a Story nor Fiction (I kinda wish it was )

First of all Sex is Horrible and Stupidly Over-rated (I blame Porn and sex stories )

Leggo!

I just had sex with a random girl I've never met her all my life I've never had a conversation with her before.
So I skipped church today it was exactly (11:48am) I saw her passing obviously coming back from church (i sure say na church of Satan she dey come from ) , naim the konji in me call am from upstairs I think say she no go answer but walahi she enter my compound Omo I shock, I carry am inside
Me: Where your house dey
Her: bla bla bla(I no remember wetin she talk konji block my ear)
Naxo I grab her breast dey lead am to my room omo. The breast big die (i comot her top , comot bra see fresh bobiii naxo I begin dey find nipples walahi I no see nipples me sef no understand wetin I dey view naxo I look the girl again she troway face )

I con go below dip my hand for her pomo she no be virgin oooo (like me)

Naxo I reason am 4 my mind if guy like me back this nipple less bitch who am I not to .
I lead am to my foam she lie down open leg, fear dey catch me to kiss a nippleless girl

Naxo I put the 11.5inch kondo inside no comdom omo e no gree enter (na small prick she dey nack )

I con switch am to doggy style only the tip enter I con thrust naxo she shout yeeeaah it's too much
I kon laugh naxo my eye go her big breast I felt disgust

She con suck my prick first bj ever(from a girl thotho)
E no reach 7mins I cum I come tell am make she pack up dey go naxo she leave no questions ..

I enter my room naxo the room dey smell different I use perfume the smell no change I use izal omo e still dey
Naxo I carry insecticide spray omo e douse ...(her odor strong gann! )

Questions :
I still smell her till now In my nose please what can I do a friend adviced I use insecticide in my nose(d guy na bastard)
2) I didn't use condoms just the tip of my Barton got in should Ibe bothered

Please Useful answers

na una wey dey answer to this blatant yeyerity i go blame

The girl na ashewo my guy visit TB joshua for deliverance

okenwa:
1. Slice plenty bitter lime and use it to clean up your armpits as often as possible daily. The smell would go.

Thank me later.

Others can apply the same secret.

Bro u sure

If you believe this super story, it means, if I tell you Buhari can beat Jackie chan, then you'll believe!!

If u believe this story,then if I tell u buhari is one of my ancestors, u will believe!

makydebbie:
If you believe this super story, it means, if I tell you Buhari can beat Jackie chan, then you'll believe!!

Lolzzz

if i slap you ehn

Useless story .







To cut ur prickk just dey hungry me

Wait everybody. I believe the OP is forgetting the part where he woke up

ITEKEM:
This is not a Story nor Fiction (I kinda wish it was )

First of all Sex is Horrible and Stupidly Over-rated (I blame Porn and sex stories )

Leggo!

I just had sex with a random girl I've never met her all my life I've never had a conversation with her before.
So I skipped church today it was exactly (11:48am) I saw her passing obviously coming back from church (i sure say na church of Satan she dey come from ) , naim the konji in me call am from upstairs I think say she no go answer but walahi she enter my compound Omo I shock, I carry am inside
Me: Where your house dey
Her: bla bla bla(I no remember wetin she talk konji block my ear)
Naxo I grab her breast dey lead am to my room omo. The breast big die (i comot her top , comot bra see fresh bobiii naxo I begin dey find nipples walahi I no see nipples me sef no understand wetin I dey view naxo I look the girl again she troway face )

I con go below dip my hand for her pomo she no be virgin oooo (like me)

Naxo I reason am 4 my mind if guy like me back this nipple less bitch who am I not to .
I lead am to my foam she lie down open leg, fear dey catch me to kiss a nippleless girl

Naxo I put the 11.5inch kondo inside no comdom omo e no gree enter (na small prick she dey nack )

I con switch am to doggy style only the tip enter I con thrust naxo she shout yeeeaah it's too much
I kon laugh naxo my eye go her big breast I felt disgust

She con suck my prick first bj ever(from a girl thotho)
E no reach 7mins I cum I come tell am make she pack up dey go naxo she leave no questions ..

I enter my room naxo the room dey smell different I use perfume the smell no change I use izal omo e still dey
Naxo I carry insecticide spray omo e douse ...(her odor strong gann! )

Questions :
I still smell her till now In my nose please what can I do a friend adviced I use insecticide in my nose(d guy na bastard)
2) I didn't use condoms just the tip of my Barton got in should Ibe bothered

Please Useful answers

people of faculty of science must hear this.... all this small small unilag boys

makydebbie:
If you believe this super story, it means, if I tell you Buhari can beat Jackie chan, then you'll believe!!

Are you jealous aunty mi?
I can dash you the 11.5inch anytime anydayanyday

refiner:
If u believe this story,then if I tell u buhari is one of my ancestors, u will believe!

Your comment is blatantly stupid so I don't think Is hard to believe buhari na your ancestor

jesfrosh:
people of faculty of science must hear this.... all this small small unilag boys

How you know say na science I dey

Daviestunech:
Useless story .







To cut ur prickk just dey hungry me

Na the 11.5inches dey make u jealous?

ITEKEM:
Your comment is blatantly stupid so I don't think Is hard to believe buhari na your ancestor

Smile for me...

ITEKEM:
How you know say na science I dey

i know everything wey dey happen for unilag make i no expose you here

jesfrosh:
i know everything wey dey happen for unilag make i no expose you here

Weyrey na lie joor u don read my previous posts
Drop my department nah

ITEKEM:
Na the 11.5inches dey make u jealous?

am sure dat how it looks like

ellechrystal:
UnGodly post!! €Jumps out of thread.

see ela don be ready dat kinda post again oOo iz not gud 4 ya health

SirWere:
Wait everybody. I believe the OP is forgetting the part where he woke up

Oga wetin you find reach here?

ITEKEM:
Weyrey na lie joor u don read my previous posts
Drop my department nah

go check your previous posts... beta thing no dey there.... i no just wan cast you.... oya you be year 2 student ....i won't say more.

ITEKEM:
Get a life

Just like that You think we humans are mere animals that copulate without thinking? Nice try though. You can use Acid to wash your hands.

Daviestunech:
am sure dat how it looks like

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Pained