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Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by wink2015(m): 3:10pm On Feb 07, 2017
Someone just whispered to my ear: Use bottom power, that is for the ladies.

I could also recollect some time ago were some agent working at the ministry of education Asaba, Delta state were selling government teaching jobs for between N300,000.00 to N500,000.00 naira.

The amount may have gone higher by now.

That is naija for you!

But we should pray that things get better. I am a believer of earning your promotion through merit and not through the backdoors.
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by fufuNegusi(m): 3:15pm On Feb 07, 2017
do you need a job?

hell no, what you do really need is VALUE...

smiley smiley
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Bowwow11(m): 3:19pm On Feb 07, 2017
Impressive d post is awesome
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Bowwow11(m): 3:19pm On Feb 07, 2017
Impressive dis post is awesome
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by hahn(m): 3:21pm On Feb 07, 2017
Nofuckgiven:

Depends on the mindset. I know mine won't laugh! What's funny in something that serious? undecided

Most people do not celebrate business owners. There is sort of a priority in this part of the world to get a job above starting a business

Don't worry about it sha
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by tens4real(m): 3:31pm On Feb 07, 2017
TinaAnita:
No sane person would offer to work for free in this harsh economy. The first option is out of it, even the second option too. Telling the whole church that one is jobless isn't cool if you ask me. I beg let's not turn the house of God into something else.
are you working if yes then shut up because you have no idea what is going on..
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:38pm On Feb 07, 2017
TinaAnita:
No sane person would offer to work for free in this harsh economy. The first option is out of it, even the second option too. Telling the whole church that one is jobless isn't cool if you ask me. I beg let's not turn the house of God into something else.
exactly my thoughts. But still it happens.
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by chuksjuve(m): 3:47pm On Feb 07, 2017
The hustle for job placements is real!
Nice concept I must say

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Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by AdeniyiA(m): 3:52pm On Feb 07, 2017
Chidexter:
6. Befriend the M. D's Daughter
.
If you like get her pregnant u hear
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by soath(m): 3:57pm On Feb 07, 2017
POST OF THE DAY
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by airminem(f): 4:02pm On Feb 07, 2017
tens4real:
are you working if yes then shut up because you have no idea what is going on..

umh!
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Chidexter(m): 4:03pm On Feb 07, 2017
AdeniyiA:
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If you like get her pregnant u hear

Not yet
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Origin(f): 4:05pm On Feb 07, 2017
Change your last name to TY Danjuma
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by torres89: 4:07pm On Feb 07, 2017
TinaAnita:
No sane person would offer to work for free in this harsh economy. The first option is out of it, even the second option too. Telling the whole church that one is jobless isn't cool if you ask me. I beg let's not turn the house of God into something else.

the so called house of God....

is already something else in Nigeria,...

after all u ain't lying....
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:08pm On Feb 07, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy The Testimony part dey work ooo..

Verily Verily ,I must tell you my people

There is 1 particular babe in my church that always gives this kinda testimony oooò...I never understood her motives until I read this post oooò...

Chai ...Smart babe

You see people talking to her after service ,maybe nah her CV dem dey collect shocked
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Greedgod: 4:15pm On Feb 07, 2017
Op apart frm icsl,philips consult which oda job agent do u knw . Men i need ur help 2 double my hustle !
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Greedgod: 4:16pm On Feb 07, 2017
Sempumping:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy The Testimony part dey work ooo..

Verily Verily ,I must tell you my people

There is 1 particular babe in my church that always gives this kinda testimony oooò...I never understood her motives until I read this post oooò...

Chai ...Smart babe

You see people talking to her after service ,maybe nah her CV dem dey collect shocked
invite me 2 ur church
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Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Greedgod: 4:21pm On Feb 07, 2017
TinaAnita:
No sane person would offer to work for free in this harsh economy. The first option is out of it, even the second option too. Telling the whole church that one is jobless isn't cool if you ask me. I beg let's not turn the house of God into something else.
if u cnt get help frm d house of God ,where do u want to get help frm ? Maybe house of assembly . Pple go to shrines to seek help , dnt underate God !
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Adedayo97(m): 4:45pm On Feb 07, 2017
whizqueen:
sad nice points though.

. But must it all be about getting a job? Why cant you learn a craft or trade And Make yourself a professional at it. Or how long do you intend to be an employee? Better goan learn fashion designing And Make yourself classy, you wil earn far more than what those bank staffs earn with peace of mind together with.

The girl that styles my hair is just 19. She has 7 apprentice with 2 shops in surulere. She even has refused to go to school sef. Some of her apprentice are way older than her than She even calls them "aunty". We the clients wont stop patronising her because She is damn good at what She does. If She eventually goes to school i'm sure She wont bother looking for job after school because by then She can even double Some peoples salary.

Bottomline is get over the mentality of looking for a job and work for yourself. Learn a trade, start up a business and do something meaningful with yourself. The to years you'd spend looking for job as a graduate you for don turn professional tailor by then.
nice 1 Sis
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by TinaAnita(f): 5:31pm On Feb 07, 2017
Greedgod:
if u cnt get help frm d house of God ,where do u want to get help frm ? Maybe house of assembly . Pple go to shrines to seek help , dnt underate God !

Don't misunderstand me dude. No one underestimates God. All I'm saying is that one shouldn't advertise joblessness in church through testimonies as stated by the adviser. You can go meet certain members of the church and tell them you need a job instead of blowing a trumpet about it in the name of testimony.
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by titosantana(m): 5:33pm On Feb 07, 2017
Anyhow to survive
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Greedgod: 5:37pm On Feb 07, 2017
TinaAnita:


Don't misunderstand me dude. No one underestimates God. All I'm saying is that one shouldn't advertise joblessness in church through testimonies as stated by the adviser. You can go meet certain members of the church and tell them you need a job instead of blowing a trumpet about it in the name of testimony.
u hv a point , sharing a testimony wil cut across ALL members of ur church than speaking to d FEW you knw

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Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by BiafranBushBoy: 6:12pm On Feb 07, 2017
OLUJOSHINS:
OP


Pls drop more info on these job agents.

There are lots of them bro. You will pay a registration fee. I used them back them and got a temporal Job before getting my main Job.

Thanks. Feel free to ask more.
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by BiafranBushBoy: 6:17pm On Feb 07, 2017
Greedgod:
Op apart frm icsl,philips consult which oda job agent do u knw . Men i need ur help 2 double my hustle !

I don't even mean those agents.

There are HR's that help you source and give you legit job Info's. Even if they don't pay very Very high.. At all at all no bad sha...

Lol. Feel free to reason me.
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Greedgod: 6:22pm On Feb 07, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:


I don't even mean those agents.

There are HR's that help you source and give you legit job Info's. Even if they don't pay very Very high.. At all at all no bad sha...

Lol. Feel free to reason me.
bros reason man pikin . Number , pm or fb which do u do ?
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by BiafranBushBoy: 6:23pm On Feb 07, 2017
Greedgod:
bros reason man pikin . Number , pm or fb which do u do ?

Add me with the Num on my siggy. WhatsApp.
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Greedgod: 6:41pm On Feb 07, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:


Add me with the Num on my siggy. WhatsApp.
use a smal fone daz nt whatsapp enabled . Guess u'd either help me with mail / fb
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:51pm On Feb 07, 2017
whizqueen:
sad nice points though.

. But must it all be about getting a job? Why cant you learn a craft or trade And Make yourself a professional at it. Or how long do you intend to be an employee? Better goan learn fashion designing And Make yourself classy, you wil earn far more than what those bank staffs earn with peace of mind together with.

The girl that styles my hair is just 19. She has 7 apprentice with 2 shops in surulere. She even has refused to go to school sef. Some of her apprentice are way older than her than She even calls them "aunty". We the clients wont stop patronising her because She is damn good at what She does. If She eventually goes to school i'm sure She wont bother looking for job after school because by then She can even double Some peoples salary.

Bottomline is get over the mentality of looking for a job and work for yourself. Learn a trade, start up a business and do something meaningful with yourself. The to years you'd spend looking for job as a graduate you for don turn professional tailor by then.
Aunty, not every one has a passion for stuffs like that.
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by BiafranBushBoy: 7:22pm On Feb 07, 2017
Greedgod:
use a smal fone daz nt whatsapp enabled . Guess u'd either help me with mail / fb

broadwaymarketingconsults@gmail.com
Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Teenice(f): 7:33pm On Feb 07, 2017
TinaAnita:
No sane person would offer to work for free in this harsh economy. The first option is out of it, even the second option too. Telling the whole church that one is jobless isn't cool if you ask me. I beg let's not turn the house of God into something else.

Don't conclude like that. I got a job last year in an organization after requesting to work for free. In less than two months, i was made a full staff with a good pay attached.. And I AM SANE.

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Re: 5 Funny Ways To Get A Job In Nigeria by Omoluabi16(m): 7:33pm On Feb 07, 2017
No2 so funny!

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