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Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(m): 7:34am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Many job seekers believe that having either a first class or a second class upper is the sure way to getting a job in Nigeria. This is not so true when it comes to getting a job in Nigeria. In this article, I will be listing the top 5 funny factors that can give you a job in Nigeria. It may sound ridiculous, but those who have witnessed it can testify to it. Below are the top 5 funny factors that can give you a job in Nigeria. Source: http://topwritersden.com/top-5-funny-factors-that-can-give-job-nigeria/ 10 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Epositive(m): 7:37am On Mar 28, 2017 |
without number one, the remaining four are useless NP >> phyno ~ connect 9 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(m): 7:38am On Mar 28, 2017 |
I believe that the key to job search is to search in the right places. You can also check out this post. http://topwritersden.com/top-4-job-sites-to-apply-for-jobs-in-nigeria-in-2017/. God bless our hustles. |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(m): 7:38am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Epositive: SMH.. says who? |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Epositive(m): 7:44am On Mar 28, 2017 |
generalbush: oops, you want to argue? even self-employed folks still need that conneh henrydadon: baba, you get mouth 2 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Oliviaxx(f): 7:55am On Mar 28, 2017 |
God dey |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(m): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Epositive: Lol. True sha. |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by tosyne2much(m): 10:00am On Mar 28, 2017 |
OP, you forgot to add that being "pretty" as a lady with fresh laps, nice curves and appealing boobs increases ladies' chances of getting jobs in this part of the world, unlike those who are not so good looking. Na the ugly ones dey suffer unemployment pass This sounds weird but it's the basic fact 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by henrydadon(m): 10:00am On Mar 28, 2017 |
connection who you know who you sabi who you go bribe 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Franchise21(m): 10:00am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Ariadne: 10:00am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Connection na the main thing there. 10 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by SFSNIPER(m): 10:01am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Is that how they used to do? |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by rozayx5(m): 10:01am On Mar 28, 2017 |
op has made some points strong points |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by emeijeh(m): 10:02am On Mar 28, 2017 |
My dear job seekers.. .. number 1 + the image below are the only requirements 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by SuperSuave(m): 10:02am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by eph123(f): 10:03am On Mar 28, 2017 |
It's only in Nigeria things are turned upside down. |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by deefrosh: 10:03am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Naija which way? |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Tundellinium(m): 10:03am On Mar 28, 2017 |
There is an element of truth in your write-up but sometimes it doesn't apply to all firms. There was time SWIFT or SPECTRANET ( I can't recall) was recruiting graduates. After all the interview and test, only few were left. They still wanted to reduce those few. What they did next to reduce them shocked me. They told those few that if they're above 22 years they can't get the job. WTF! For the this Naija! Wey some people don write JAMB for 10 years. At last, mostly those private uni students were left... 2 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by jnrbayano(m): 10:04am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Dumb Its only in Nigeria people give thoughts to negativity, appraise it and award good grades to it. |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:05am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Ever since Buhari came back there have been so much Job opportunity for Nigerians Now almost everyone is involved in Black market for fuel. Buhari continue creating Job opportunity. God bless Nigeria God bless Buhari Sai Baba for creating Job opportunity
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Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:05am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by pavlovt: 10:06am On Mar 28, 2017 |
God factor, when God says the job is for you nobody can stand against you getting the Job. 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by jnrbayano(m): 10:07am On Mar 28, 2017 |
pavlovt: How do you know that time? Is there anytime one gets a job of which God said is not for that person? 2 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by ednut1(m): 10:08am On Mar 28, 2017 |
still lookin that ugly secretary black in complexion |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:08am On Mar 28, 2017 |
generalbush abeg i no dey look for job..... come update our story for that other side. abeg time dey go Drabeey was HERE |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by AlphaStyles(m): 10:09am On Mar 28, 2017 |
true |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:13am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Laughable list. Isn't it time to shed the belief that connections give you a job in Nigeria? In my street, there are some bros currently in their early to late thirties, about 12 of them. All are graduates. Around five out of these folks are unemployed. two I would say are underemployed while the rest hold stellar jobs where they are compensated extremely well. The unemployed and underemployed folks always bemoan the fact that they do not know anyone nor have connections every time we get together for Sunday morning football/jogging. They are always telling any available ear that the reason they do not have jobs commensurate with their level of education is because they do not have connections. Having interacted with all of them, I think I know the reason why they are without good jobs: They are half-baked. Having an intelligent conversation with the unemployed and underemployed folks is always tough and challenging. Employers are not blind to this. They can tell and there is no way they will put portfolios worth hundreds of millions in the hands of people who can't be trusted to awaken their analytical sides in a jiffy. If you are good, jobs will follow you around. If you are pro in whatever that you do, you will not go one day without a job -- yes, even here in Nigeria. Excellence does not hide itself nor does it pound its chest. Pursue excellence brothers and sisters and you will not regret it. Forget results, forget who you know, pursue excellence, seek the flow state with blind obsession. Let it not amaze you that the people who bemoan their lack of connections are always the half-baked and lazy types. A wise woman will make her own connections in the world. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(m): 10:13am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Drabeey: Aiight Sir!! |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Aburi001: 10:13am On Mar 28, 2017 |
henrydadon:Just find your way to smuggle your application to Saraki''s table. No need for a CV, a job is assured in any of the PDP controlled states 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:13am On Mar 28, 2017 |
k |
Re: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by micflo28(m): 10:19am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Please I need a job in abuja, anyone with a useful info mail me at munachiso4u@gmail.com 1 Like |
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