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Hi guys, I'm a regular here on nl and romanceland, my gf is coming over in a couple of weeks and i just selfserviced to see how long I'm gonna last, i couldn't believe i lasted for a minute, second time same, and for three minutes the last time, i wasn't like this before and when she gets to find out, she's going to be so mad at me cos she warned me against excess sugar several times, how can i make an improvement before she comes over? Matured comments please...

Viagra

xstry:
Viagra

After the series of people dying while making love, i don't wanna give that a try

Let her kill you na

Maybe some alomo bitters and all those bitters u can find in the counter..

So, i should advice you on how to carry out evil?

Ur lucky day. Go and buy 'samsu oil' n rub it on the mushroom. Dont take in or drink any drug. U'd be amazed at the outcome bro. Dont 4get to thank me later.

chop bitterleaf like goat.

Take Lipton without sugar or milk every morning and night and wait her arrival. Thank me later

Showmeurpenis, I could help you

wtfCode:
Ur lucky day.
Go and buy 'samsu oil' n rub it on the mushroom.
Dont take in or drink any drug.
U'd be amazed at the outcome bro.
Dont 4get to thank me later.

Where can i get that

showmeurpenis:
Showmeurpenis, I could help you

That isn't necessary, I'm just 7' long and 6' girth

weirdgf:
That isn't necessary, I'm just 7' long and 6' girth

OK. That right there is the reason! You have imaginary _penis

showmeurpenis:
OK. That right there is the reason! You have imaginary _penis

Dont need u to believe my size, just help me out of my present predicament

weirdgf:
Where can i get that

someone created a thread on it about last year november or so here on nairaland at romance/sexuality sections. Get his number n call him.
Or type 'samsu oil' at google n look out 4 nigerian markets that sells it.
Price range is at 1000-1500 per 5ml.

Op Get a Re vive, instead of getting mad with you I doubt if she will want to go back again.
Check my signature to get it.

go take the original burukutu, fresh bitterleaf add some fresh weed and cucumber leaf

My guy you will do 50rounds

showmeurpenis:
Showmeurpenis, I could help you

Hahahahaha

Dont have sex

rebirthforgoody:
Hahahahaha

What's tickled you

See your mouth like no sex

Aniker:
Dont have sex

coolestchris:
See your mouth like no sex

dont look at my mouth

Anytime i see your username,i just remember your boyfriend saga

Aniker:
dont look at my mouth

coolestchris:
Anytime i see your username,i just remember your boyfriend saga

hey thats already in the past

If not by now,i for don send you private message tired,but girl you damn bad

Aniker:
hey thats already in the past

coolestchris:
If not by now,i for don send you private message tired,but girl you damn bad

i dont even reply those.
Am not bad also

Arghhh,you even denying

Aniker:
i dont even reply those. Am not bad also

coolestchris:
Arghhh,you even denying

denying what

What was the video tape talk about

Aniker:
denying what

coolestchris:
What was the video tape talk about

so this dude wanted to vid tape us and i refused..am bad