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FAMILY DRAMA. The Wahala Family. Funny And Didactic Story. / A Date With FATE (A Comic Drama Series On Love And Destiny) / Thomas(a Family Drama) (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Eniqurl(f): 10:18pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Bibi is back! ¡ |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Johnsown1(m): 10:34pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
comelyJummy:Baby i gallant |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Nobody: 6:15am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Abeg story sweet well well. Na so my Nepali roomate dey look me like say I don mad. Chai I don laff tire. Keep am up! 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 7:27am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Eniqurl: 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 7:27am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Opeoluwa99: I missed you 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by crazygod(m): 7:37am On Feb 10, 2017 |
My nairaland crush Neva disappoints. Bae its in u jooor. Super talented. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Warfibabe(f): 7:38am On Feb 10, 2017 |
bibijay123:following dear! |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Nobody: 8:05am On Feb 10, 2017 |
The character's physical features are something else. Madam why na? Don't report it like it is, mercy abeg 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by dominique(f): 8:06am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Another blockbuster from Bibijay123, I have milzzed your writing gann Thanks for the mention Bibi, sorry I came late to the party. Can't wait to dive in 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 8:33am On Feb 10, 2017 |
dominique: Awww you are welcome sis 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 8:34am On Feb 10, 2017 |
crazygod: Oshey 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by tunjilomo(m): 2:14pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
bibijay123:Why I go vex wen I don see better story lyk dis ride on jare aunty bibijay123 I am enjoying you,personally. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Ridwan1821: 3:15pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
bibijay123:Thanks 4 d mention.. Another story to kill d boredom here has landed. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by smilethatcharm(f): 3:53pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
bibijay123:Nice one dear, really Love your sense of humour. Keep it up 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 4:15pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
smilethatcharm: Thanks dearie 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Domance: 4:25pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Am present Bibi, hope aint late 4 d show? I guess its another blockbuster. With u I shall remain swthrt |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by ladyverere(f): 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
so loving this Bibi. Carry on my dear. I dey ur back. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Awafolashade(f): 5:10pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Following ma.nice story |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by ladyverere(f): 5:12pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
. I am shrieking with laughter right now!! Well done Bibi. Pls more! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Toshiba49ja(m): 7:43pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Keep it rolling bibijay123 Tajudeen na wan bhad pikin.... E no dey sleep @nite 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 8:50pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Dedicated to smilethatcharm Episode Three How Viagra put me for trouble “One, two, three, four…” Papa Sulia counted the ripened mangos on the mango tree in our compound. He had taken charge of the mango tree as if it was his ancestors that planted it. We had lived in this compound for more than eighteen years so no wonder he felt he alone had a right to the mango tree and its fruits. “Papa you will break your neck o, this one you are twisting your neck like a colic chicken” Sulia said, chewing gum like ashawo. “God punish you! Na your mama and her family members go get colic” He hissed and continued counting,” where I stop oh?” “papa na three you stop” Jumai said, licking her lips. “ yeye pikin! Na four I stop jare….” He trailed off. The sound of something heavy crashing to the ground sounded and they all looked back. Muka was lying on the floor, saliva dripping out of his mouth and he was panting like a nine months old pregnant goat. Sulia cat-walked to him and felt his pulse. “ papa , Muka don die o” She said. “ Na… na… na.. you …. go death.” Muka managed to say, “ Na plane I wan look, my head con carry me fall for ground.” “ Eyah, your head is your only problem.” Sulia said sympathetically. “ Papa make we kuku use Muka do money nau, as be say he dey no useful.” Her father stared at her for a long time and hissed. “You no say make we use you yourself,na muka wey hin head no fit produce five naira. Jumai go bring Marker for me” Jumai ran into the room and came out with a black marker. Papa Sulia collected it from her and climbed the mango tree. He signed on all the ripe mangos before jumping down. “Na four ripe mangos o, make I hear say one miss inside.” I was observing them with half mind. My own problem big pass their own. My prophet in church told me that I will conceive again and that child will the one to uplift the family. The problem now is how to convince Papa Sulia not to use his white sugar nylon protection and to release his protein inside my womb. Why I con dey bother, I don know who to seek advice from, she has helped me on so many occasions before. Mama Shege. **** “ Na why you come dey worry?” Mama Shege, my neighbor said. “ na Viagra be the solution to your problem. Forget all this baby oku and baby fire!” “ Na where I go come see this vi…viagro buy?” “ No worry, I go buy am for you. I get one customer wey dey supply me, wait I suppose get for house but you go pay me o” She said. “ How much?” “ 1500” I shouted. “ Jesu! Omo Oloun! Mama shege! Wetin happen? E too cost o” She eyed me, “ see you o. Bring 500 naira” I loosened the money on the edge of my wrapper and gave her the five hundred naira note. She went into her room and returned with four white tablets. “ Take. Mix am inside tea or drink” “ thank you” I said. “ Mama, mama,” Rokibat ran towards us. “ You swallow speaker?” I asked, “ why you dey shout?” “ Granpa don come o” “ Mogbe ooo!” I screamed. My father was old and he does not sleep. He will just be murmuring and staring into air. “ Who bring am?” “ Na Big aunty, she say she dey go vigil this night.” Rokibat replied. “ Na wetin happen?” Mama shege asked. “ No worry, Rokibat, go buy me sleeping tablets” “ For where?” She asked. “ for my yansh, stupid pikin” ****************************** “ Where the mericine I keep for here?” I asked. Jumai was sleeping on top Muka, using his massive head as pillow. Tajudeen don hold wall dey sleep, Sofiat don sit on potty, her head against the wall sleeping. Sulia was playing with her visafone while Rokibat was snoring. “ Suliat! Omo Olele! Where the mericine I keep here and where your papa and granpa?” I asked. “ You say make I give grandpa hin sleeping tablet and make I put the other one for Papa drink. I don do am.” “ Mogbe ooo” I was already sweating. “ I no say make you put anything for your papa drink o….i say make you put grandpa own for hin tea.” She hissed.” Na the same thing we dey talk nau, I say….” The door opened and my father staggered in, sweating. “ Baba kilo de?” I asked. “ Omo mi…..omo mi” he said and crashed to the floor.” My blood o, my blood dey hot. My apoti ibile wan tear comot o” “Apoti Ibile?” Sulia asked. Sulia has killed me ooo. Maybe she don give the Viagro to Baba o. “ Where your papa?” i asked. “ He say hin wan go sleep and he comot go outside.” She replied. “ yeh kpa!” Baba started removing his cloth, his hands were shaking and his Apoti was really trying to tear out, it had risen so big and it looked swollen. “ I no know oo, “ Baba screamed, “ Is my end near?” Suddenly Baba stood up and removed his short.Sulia and I screamed and we ran out of the room. “ Bimbo! Bimbo! Wa ran mi lo wo!” Baba shouted, tugging on his apoti. “ Sulia! See wetin you don cause ooo” I shouted, “ where your papa come go now? Where we go find am reach. You carry Baba sleeping drug go put for hin drink” Na so we find Baba Sulia for three whole days o, when we come hear of am, we hear say hin sleep waka from Ajegunle reach Okokomaiko and hin go sleep for main road. How he take survive am?, na only God know o. tbc Follow for more on my website www.bibijay.com.ng Please like and share. 28 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by johnwizey: 9:06pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Why am I just seeing this now Seems my mention has been taking codeine. Well done jare bibi 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Johnsown1(m): 9:28pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Wow this story will be funny and sweet ooo, make i park ma keke here jare 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by dasilver20(f): 11:02pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
bibijay123:Am i nt invited ni |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by shigo20(m): 12:15am On Feb 11, 2017 |
Bibi have come again but with eanother dimension.can't wait for the story proper to start ooooo madam bibi |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by rachealfst(f): 12:16am On Feb 11, 2017 |
bibijay123:Present ma'am. Nice one, cant stop laughing. More inspiration sis. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Obinnau(m): 5:50am On Feb 11, 2017 |
unbanned |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by DaddySLY(m): 5:59am On Feb 11, 2017 |
bibijay123:... sorry been soul searching.... oh shoot! lemme catch up... |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by nanadeeva01(f): 12:14pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Lmao. It has been long since i read a funny story like this 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Lankyannie(f): 3:36pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Biko bibijay,waris apoti ibile nii nd wetin dm dy use am do? I searched for viagra in ma dictionary buh i didnt see word relatn 2it dia,abeg xplain beta b4 confusee adimakwa mmadu n'ishi. Dt boy wid big head eeeh,dt one ft be our 9ja president on 2019 ni cus d guy gt me RODFL.nyc1 bibijay123,patiently waitn 4an update. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by smilethatcharm(f): 4:28pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
[quote author=bibijay123 post=53598302] Dedicated to smilethatcharm Thanks dear, made my day |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by wizsolzy(m): 5:38pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
hmmmmm what is corn-done lol.. i tot i saw [code][/code]jagugu here 1 Like |
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