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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by cyndylove64(f): 4:55pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Nobody invited me,but am here.bibijay123 fire on,let me mention my people cc: comelyjummy,wizsowly,ikombe,johnsown1,toshiba49ja oya show face. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Nobody: 4:59pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
bibijay123:Aiit then....I'll be sure to do that. |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 5:00pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Double post 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 5:01pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Episode 2 How Jealousy Turned Me To A Mad Woman My husband has been acting very funny these past few days. He smiles to himself, he whistles for no reason and his only brown shoes are always shinnied with red oil, the red oil I wanted to use to make ewa asepo. What other signs do I need? My husband is sheeting on me. Right now he is snoring beside me like he swallowed an elephant. His loud snore was rattling the old roof over our head and I was afraid he would knock off the roof with his snoring. “Sulia,” I called, but no response. “Sofiat, Muka, Rokibat, Jumai” None of them responded. I smiled and opened my wrapper, they were all asleep. I brought out my watermelon size saggy breasts and stuffed one into papa Sulia’ s open drool filled mouth. “Mama, You no call me” Tajudeen said. “foolish child! Close your eyes!” I shouted. “Chai, You don spoil the show!” Rokibat yawned and knocked Tajudeen’s head. “Stupid children! Close your eyes and sleep!” I shouted at them. The bush children laid back on the mat. That was how they spoiled the night for me. Papa Sulia stirred few minutes later while I was trying to sleep. I lay very still, one eye open, watching him. He picked up his rubber band tied Nokia phone. “ Hello, it is almost 12.am’’ He said into the phone. “ yes, she and the children don sleep, no worry I dey come. I no go disappoint you. I don even arrange baby oku down.” My womb vibrated immediately. This man want to take my thing to another woman! I no go gree! Lai lai! He stood up from the bed, put on a shirt and picked up a nylon bag he had kept in his shoe. It was the baby oku, I was sure. He opened the door and went out, I waited few minutes before I followed. In my haste, I didn’t realize that my wrapper had fallen. I could see him walking down the street and I followed at snail pace, he took a turn and I also did. The next thing I heard was “Ole, ole, ole” I broke into a run immediately, going in another direction and before I knew it I was on another street. The street was lit up and the sound of loud music almost burst my ear drums. A carnival or something was going on. The street was filled with young boys and girls, drinking, dancing and smoking. I reached to tighten my wrapper well and I touched my bare breasts. Chai! I screamed! I didn’t know when the wrapper came off, I was in my shimi skirt but it only covers my navel and knees. I made to run and I felt two strong hands gripping me. Cries of eyah! eyah! filled the air, someone had stopped the music and everybody’s eyes was on me now. “ I talk am say na Mama Sulia be this,” one young man said. “ Aye ni ka o,” “ This fine woman, don mad so?” Another said. “ I no mad o” I shouted, “ Na mistake, leave me make I go” “ We understand” One toothless man said, laughing. “ somebody bring rope o” “ Rope! Chain” Filled the air and I started to struggle with the men holding me back. Before I know wetin dey happen, rope don enter my neck like goat. “ I no mad o, na papa Sulia I dey follow o” “ Na so mad people dey talk o, this one strong o” one tooth pick legged girl said. Her face was different from her legs. Awon bleachers, I was so sure she was one of those girls who use relaxer to bleach their skin. I would have given her a piece of my mind but no be today. “ Make we tie her until morning, we go find her people when dey break” She suggested. That was how they tied me to a nearby tree and continued with their party until dawn. I was tired and was almost dozing off when papa Sulia’s voice jarred me awake. “ Wicked man! See wetin you don cause!” “ Wetin happen” he asked tiredly, “ I don dey find you since, na somebody tell me say you don mad and they tie you here” He looked like he had a fight with a gutter rat, his face was streaked with dark mud and he smelled like he stepped into a puddle of shit. “ na you go mad! Your wife go mad! Sorry, your mama go mad! Foolish man! No be you I dey follow last night?” A Crowd had gathered by this time. “ You follow me?” He asked. “ Na Johnson find work for me as vigilante o, before I reach there sef, thief don come attack them. Na so I tear race, find one gutter hide until morning come. Even the baby oku wey I buy say make me and Johnson take hold body fall for road.” “ Ha!!!!!” I screamed and fainted. See where jealousy has led me to oo Watch out for episode three 17 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Chumzypinky(f): 5:04pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Bibi, wen i checkd ur blog, i found only 2 episodes there. I was thinking dat i'd see episode 1-5 there |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by tunjilomo(m): 5:24pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Even if I am not called,I will still join the thread. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by SunFlow(m): 5:38pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
oya hahahahahah hahahahahah ki Kia Kia Kia. this is the kind of story I have been longing for ever since flow retired. God bless you bibijay 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by yorhmienerd(m): 5:51pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Bibijay123, double post... LOL, story is dam.n funny |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 6:15pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Chumzypinky: Pele.I will post the remaining three there tonight. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 6:16pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
yorhmienerd: Oshey boo 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 6:17pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
SunFlow: Bless u too bro 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 6:18pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
tunjilomo: No vex ooo, I will tag a lot of people as soon as I can. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Nobody: 6:27pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
jagugu88li:Hahaha.. Laughter aff wanto kee me here fah Bhet you, why didn't you spell my moniker right? |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by olatex25(m): 6:27pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
bibijay123: can't wait.. Am on it |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Chommieblaq(f): 6:35pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Hahahahahah Bibijay123, so you no reason to mention me abi 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by skywalker001(m): 6:48pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
bibijay123:xup sis ? Really bin a while Pls sis I want u to hit me up on whatsapp cos I wanna discuss somtin wit u... Thanks sis |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Toshiba49ja(m): 6:49pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Thanks for the mention cyndylove64 This na wan funny nd interesting story Nice Update OP.. Am enjoying ds Lemme kol mai pipu : rachaelfst, ikombe, johnsown1, wizsolzy |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by wizsolzy(m): 7:00pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Dis is king wizsolzy reporting live from ota farm were I went to meet wit baba OBJ. Lemme book ma space wit ma goldberg. I nid barbecue those coming wit popcorn abeg I no won purge.@toshibaba thanks for d mention. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by ikombe: 7:04pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Toshiba49ja:We don show 1 Like
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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by wizsolzy(m): 7:06pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
ikombe: Ikombe na u be mr ibu |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by veekid(m): 7:08pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Thanks for the mention, leggo |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by ikombe: 7:11pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
wizsolzy:Lol na Toshiba49ja be dat 2 Likes |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by ikombe: 7:32pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Chai dis story don make me laugh tire 1 Like
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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by comelyJummy(f): 7:36pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
cyndylove64:Right here ma.Where is wizsowly and johnsown1 self am missing them ooo. |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Maryann100(f): 7:40pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Lol.. Really funny.. wow dis is my 1st comment on nairaland, welldone bibijay.. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Jay542(m): 7:57pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
jealousy is bad, but madam will never learn
Nice story bibi 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by SPDAZZY(f): 8:58pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
bibijay123: Présent sis, thanks for the mention |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Toshiba49ja(m): 9:11pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
ikombe:
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Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 9:16pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
skywalker001: Daddysly? 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by bibijay123(f): 9:17pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Maryann100: Awww I'm honored. 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by Opeoluwa99(f): 9:21pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Mama the mama the one and only madam bibijay123 I'm glad you're back o 1 Like |
Re: Life The Way I See It ( Family Drama Series) by ikombe: 9:35pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Maryann100:since january 18 dat you registered. U decided to comment on 9th of febuhari Open the door i want to tell u something important 8 Likes
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