Amarabae:
thats rude and ungentlemanly.

Stop getting to emotional. This is nairaland

my guy if u no get mulla..all u re saying is gibberish..

make the money..then dem hoees I'll be tripping.

Hello babe are you a lizard cause agama eyes on you have a loving evening peeps

Amarabae:
thats rude and ungentlemanly.

u get time oh,,,I'm here to read and laugh

Jacksparr0w127:
Stop getting to emotional. This is nairaland

emotional? Its that all u can come up with.
No wonder I so much admire maturity around me.

Ighoga898:

so could u plz give us some dat has worked on u in d past.

Just be yourself.

Approaches her with respect.

Show an aura of confidence.

Say what you admire about that and possible demand for her contact so you could both converse better.

Those lines stopped working long ago...now you'll appear to be a joker if you use one.

Abbbeyyy:

Sorry!.

Amarabae:
emotional? Its that all u can come up with.
No wonder I so much admire maturity around me.

k

Alexrayz:
Hello babe are you a lizard cause agama eyes on you have a loving evening peeps

Hahahahahahahaha bros why you taking us back to the days of Mary Slessor?

Benita27:
Just be yourself.

Approaches her with respect.

Show an aura of confidence.

Say what you admire about that and possible demand for her contact so you could both converse better.

Those lines stopped working long ago...now you'll appear to be a joker if you use one. ;DSorry!.

I just wish all girls would understand when a guy is being himself. They'd rather fall for guys dat put up false bravado.

Benita27:
Shït isn't impressive at all.

maybe nigga needs to conduct a party jst to see your nunu

Abbbeyyy:
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Her: What Boyfriend material.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

People call me Abbey, but you can call me tonight.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

"Hi, I heard you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?"

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

There are 9 planets in the universe, but only 8 after I destroy Ur.anus.


Now tell me your favorite among all.........

bullshit these dont work, check up justin wayne on youtube his videos improved my game tremendously

eyeofpride:
Pick up lines make a man appear a joke.

You look cute, anty. But you'll look cuter without makeup... ...not pick up line o . It's just as it is.

Makeup is for those who don't have it, not for Nature Beauty like you sculptured to perfection by the Master Creator.

Yeah, I can see the glow of nature pitiably been hidden behind that facade of mascara.

appreciated bro,big ups.

singing.... This whores wouldn't fall for this!

Singing: Shorty say she no com for d money eh, she com for d body eh

why should I stress myself in making her smile, only for me to gain a liability, unless she has something to bring to the table

let them make me smile instead

Nice work bro buh av seen thiz few years ago.No try am with PAKOS GIRLS ooo dem go dey look say wetin do dis one . It can only work 4 the AJE BUTTERS cus they are prone to rhymes.

pick up ni ,trailer line ko! D best way to get a girl is to b ur natural nauty self n say tins d way dy her!

Amarabae:
Why do some people argue over nothing?
Whats wrong in appreciating the writers ability to construct?
"pull him down"mentality is a huge setback in Nigeria

. writer's ability my ass, they are all over google, saw these lines 10yrs ago

those of u critizing the op don't k ow what you are doing .

he is not trying to say that if you just say these words the girl will just fall yakata for you. no !! no !! no !!

some of them are just nice ways to start up a convo.

whether or not the girl plays along depends on your communication skill . its not really what you say but how you say it.

and how it relates to the present mood or situation.
.

having a 2 minutes convo with a witty and funny guy can stick longer in the head of Girl . than 1 hour convo with someone who doesn't know what he is doing.

2 people can say exactly the same thing on different days and the girl will shout at one and smile at the other guy .

its all about knowing the right mood and timing and also how u pass the message.

simple


this pick up line is not a guarantee that
you will bed her.

its just something that can set u Apart and look different by making her smile, grin or laugh out loud with 2 mins of meeting her.

and once she can laugh within 2 mins of meeting you. every other talk becomes easier from there. the rest is all up to you