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To the bachelors in the house, what would you do if after a hard day at work, you open your door and saw these girls in your living room?

Ha! I will run for my dear life.

odiereke:
Ha! I will run for my dear life.

Lol

I will greet them, then ask them who are they looking for? If no concrete reason i will ask them to leave my house without any delay, if not i will call the police.

Would engage them in a conversation to know which one will flow better with me

I will snap them and post on nairaland with the same title as yours...

And
wait for jobless people to comment.

i would ask who brought oloshos to my sittingroom

na to flee from all appearances of evil ooo...... I'll call d police asap

Run ooooooo

yilari:
I will greet them, then ask them who are they looking for? If no concrete reason i will ask them to leave my house without any delay, if not i will call the police.

Are you sure?

I will call DSS, who gave them key for the first place?

As a true Igbo man.
I will pick up all the money/dollars on the floor and run away.





I bet you all were too busy scoping the girls out to notice the money littered on the floor.

RadicallyBlunt:
Would engage them in a conversation to know which one will flow better with me

You are really radically blunt.

I will greet them.

Out of confusion I will ask them that I am looking for myself.

I will ask if I am at home.

NwamaziNwaAro:

I will snap them and post on nairaland with the same title as yours...

And
wait for jobless people to comment.

Sir, are you indirectly saying you are jobless?

jidxin:
na to flee from all appearances of evil ooo...... I'll call d police asap

Police? For these harmless looking girls?

na to pack those money na

swtman:
Run ooooooo

Why na?

None of you guys noticed the dollars on the floor?

ufuosman:
I will call DSS, who gave them key for the first place?

Lol

konjishild:
na to pack those money na

Sharp guy.

kayo80:
Why na?

I can not come and go and die because of woman ooo

I'll walk them out... You don't dress like that in my house

AntiWailer:
I will greet them.

Out of confusion I will ask them that I am looking for myself.

I will ask if I am at home.

Lol

swtman:
I can not come and go and die because of woman ooo

Lol! Okay. And you won't ask one to stay behind?

mercenary:
I'll walk them out... You don't dress like that in my house

Okay.

If they are not useful Positively, they will be useful Negatively. I will just use all of them for money ritual shikena!

I will kneel and apologize to them for the delay in sending money for their monthly goat, i will explain to them that its due to recession and that it wont happen again, they should go back to the village and tell other witches to be patient.....

Simple question.
What do u want?
And in return, I need everything on that floor.

Pour dem hot water...

hmmm ok nah

kayo80:
Lol! Okay. And you won't ask one to stay behind?

if i hear say i notice all those ugly girls whn the floor is so much much more beautiful!



rush into the kitchen to look for used riced bag and fastly scoop all the dollars on the floor before they disappear!